Nigerian student uses magnets to prove gay marriage scientifically impossible - GoFuckYourself.com

Arnox · 09-15-2013, 06:36 AM

Chibuihem Amalaha, a post-graduate student at the University of Lago in Nigeria, has finally discovered a way to incontrovertibly prove that gay marriage is wrong, using a variety of very scientific techniques.

For instance, magnets!

?To start with, physics is one of the most fundamentals of all the sciences and I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female. Even in physics when you study what is called electrostatics, you found that when you rub particles together they don?t attract each other but when you rub particle in another medium they will attract each other. For example, if you use your biro and rub it on your hair, after rubbing, try to bring small pieces of paper they will attract because one is charged while the other one is not charged. But if both of them are charged they don?t attract, which means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong.?

This theory was first notably posited by Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat in their scientific treatise, ?Opposites Attract.?

Amahala states that no one has found any problems with his findings, and that he someday hopes to win a Nobel prize for his work on both this theory and his theory that watching television in the dark is bad for your eyes.

It should be noted that Nigeria has an absolutely horrific record on LGBT rights. Not only are same sex relations illegal, but the punishment for them in several states is death by stoning. In other, more lenient states, the punishment is jail time and whippings.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2057...ly-impossible/

baggg · 09-15-2013, 06:47 AM

Science is serious business in Nigeria

Grapesoda · 09-15-2013, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg

Science is serious business in Nigeria

oh yeah!

freecartoonporn · 09-15-2013, 07:21 AM

damn them......

pornmasta · 09-15-2013, 07:23 AM

this is probably as stupid as gay propaganda, so now stop with this shit

geedub · 09-15-2013, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

this is probably as stupid as gay propaganda, so now stop with this shit

If you help my dear friend, Mr Stevens, collect $1,500,432,213.32 by providing your banking details, we can work together to stop with this shit.

crockett · 09-15-2013, 07:45 AM

You think this is good, check out the Nigerian space program..

pornmasta · 09-15-2013, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub

If you help my dear friend, Mr Stevens, collect $1,500,432,213.32 by providing your banking details, we can work together to stop with this shit.

example of gay propaganda:
- muscles are gay
- 80's are gay years
- YMCA is gay
- if you don't like gay that's because you are gay yourself.

Ferus · 09-15-2013, 08:03 AM

geedub · 09-15-2013, 08:11 AM

JFK · 09-15-2013, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub

If you help my dear friend, Mr Stevens, collect $1,500,432,213.32 by providing your banking details, we can work together to stop with this shit.

John-ACWM · 09-15-2013, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg

Science is serious business in Nigeria

Arnox · 09-15-2013, 10:58 AM

Quality thread.

JockoHomo · 09-15-2013, 11:02 AM

Nigerian Beauty Contest - Swimsuit Event

beerptrol · 09-15-2013, 11:07 AM

I'm surprised he took time away from sending those scam emails

crockett · 09-15-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JockoHomo

Nigerian Beauty Contest - Swimsuit Event

Dude the babes aren't that fat in Nigeria, that's at a Detroit water park.. In other words gettho thugs opened up a fire hydrant.

pornmasta · 09-15-2013, 12:29 PM

This thread sounds like "don't be homophobic, be racist !"

quote of a french gay guy:

Quote:

"black [penis] is responsible for famine in Africa."

Read more: http://content.time.com/time/world/a...#ixzz2ezZR9dXC

seeandsee · 09-15-2013, 02:15 PM

natural talent in science

crockett · 09-15-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

This thread sounds like "don't be homophobic, be racist !"

quote of a french gay guy:

Just because we make fun of dumb black people, doesn't make us racist. We make fun of dumb white people too.

donkevlar · 09-15-2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baggg

Science is serious business in Nigeria

Really? You're going to go kidnap some people from Africa, bring them to America as slaves, make up some racist ass shit about black people liking watermelon and now it's 2013 and you think it somehow applies to Nigerians because they are also black?

Do you think before you speak like... at all? If you're going to be a dick, at least get your dick facts in a row

Zeiss · 09-15-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Major (Tom) · 09-15-2013, 03:09 PM

Silly Nigers
Ds

pornmasta · 09-15-2013, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Just because we make fun of dumb black people, doesn't make us racist. We make fun of dumb white people too.

i see that

oppoten · 09-15-2013, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Really? You're going to go kidnap some people from Africa, bring them to America as slaves, make up some racist ass shit about black people liking watermelon and now it's 2013 and you think it somehow applies to Nigerians because they are also black?

Do you think before you speak like... at all? If you're going to be a dick, at least get your dick facts in a row

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