Duck Dynasty, Just in the USA South?

[lezinterracial]

I go to Wal-Mart and see that stuff everywhere. They even have Duck Dynasty days at the school.

Is that stuff just here in the South? Would A "This Ain't Duck Dynasty XXX" sell?

[Captain Kawaii]

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I go to Wal-Mart and see that stuff everywhere. They even have Duck Dynasty days at the school.

Is that stuff just here in the South? Would A "This Ain't Duck Dynasty XXX" sell?

Not familiar. If it is kids related I would not touch it. Wal-Mart just had to pull their "Naughty Leopard" toddlers costumes for Halloween. Some parents freaked out. I was surprised.

[lezinterracial]

Looks like somebody is already on it.
http://pornparody.empirestores.co/16...rn-movies.html

[Rochard]

I have no idea what duck dynasty is. Seems to be some kind of a tv show about people who hunt ducks?

Reality TV has sunk to a new low.

[lezinterracial]

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have no idea what duck dynasty is. Seems to be some kind of a tv show about people who hunt ducks?

Reality TV has sunk to a new low.

It is about a family of guys that make duck calls. They did well off it.

The release date for the porn version is Oct 1. I noticed somebody bought duckdynastyxxx. Seriously thinking of getting duckdynastyporn.com.

[Captain Kawaii]

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Looks like somebody is already on it.
http://pornparody.empirestores.co/16...rn-movies.html

Should do really really well with the David Allan Coe crowd. Should be a funny movie.

[MrBottomTooth]

The shit is even popular in canada. I see retards walking around with their shirts on all the time. Truly a sign of the decline in western civilization. Honey boo boo was bad enough, but i can see why people watched as it was a legitimate freak show with morbidly obese, borderline-retarded rednecks basically abusing their child for financial gain. Duck dynasty is just a bunch of guys with beards sitting around a room following whatever absurd script was laid out for them that day. "Ok uncle si, today you're gonna go buy a scooter and drive down the road and we're gonna pretend traffic is backing up behind you. It will be a real laugh riot." Real riveting stuff.

[kane]

I have never seen the show. I have a couple friends that do watch it. It is big BIG with the conservative crowd. I saw an article recently talking about how the red state conservatives are watching it in droves and making it one of the most popular shows on TV.

So to answer the question about it being just something in the south, it is big all over, but huge in south.

[Best-In-BC]

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have no idea what duck dynasty is. Seems to be some kind of a tv show about people who hunt ducks?

Reality TV has sunk to a new low.

Its a hilarious show .

[purecane]

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

Should do really really well with the David Allan Coe crowd.

hahaha...David plays here in Daytona every year...fuck that guy is a racist sum,bitch, but i love him....

[Sly]

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have no idea what duck dynasty is. Seems to be some kind of a tv show about people who hunt ducks?

Reality TV has sunk to a new low.

I'm sure you have a friend that watches it.

I do. Funny show.

[RebelR]

Sure it's scripted, but that uncle Si is one whacked out old fart, and it's quite funny to watch. I'm sure that part of the charm, and one of the primary reason's that it resonates with so many viewers, is that they appear to be just a bunch of regular people that are proud of their redneckery, but not in a crass Honey BooBoo sort of way. It always comes down to some sort of family values.

[SBJ]

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm sure you have a friend that watches it.

I do. Funny show.

yup I love the show..

The show is about rednecks that love guns/hunting and family values/religion (without preaching too much)

[The Duck]

What is this amazing Duck dynasty you speak of and why am I not involved.

[Vendzilla]

Good show about values really. most watched show on right now with over 11 million viewers. They get a million a show I heard with their new contract. The family does a lot together, people miss that. They make Duck calls for hunters, they make bank doing it. They have a lot of fun together. None of them are on a second wife it looks like. They stick together as a family. I like the show. It's very little about their business

[BlackCrayon]

just another fake reality show that morons eat up for some reason.

[Captain Kawaii]

Originally Posted by purecane

hahaha...David plays here in Daytona every year...fuck that guy is a racist sum,bitch, but i love him....

A couple of years ago a chimney sweep who was working for me played his mainstream music while he was working. I asked him about it. He went out to his truck and came back with a cd, closed the windows and doors and looked around a bit then played it. My jaw dropped a hundred feet. It was a honky tonk recording of some pretty hardcore klan shit.

The duck porn people should get him to do the soundtrack. Will sell millions.

[Feng-PD]

thought it was about peking duck

[theking]

Originally Posted by kane

I have never seen the show. I have a couple friends that do watch it. It is big BIG with the conservative crowd. I saw an article recently talking about how the red state conservatives are watching it in droves and making it one of the most popular shows on TV.

So to answer the question about it being just something in the south, it is big all over, but huge in south.

You should watch about three shows...I find it to be the most humorous show on TV...but it took a few shows to realize this.

[lezinterracial]

Looks like Hustler is working on one too. Should be ready by end of October.
http://www.xbiz.com/news/168302

Like it or not. I notice Duck Dynasty trending from time to time.

[L-Pink]

Values, family, self made millionaires, college grads, college athletes, now hit TV show. Yea, bunch of losers should be playing video games instead.

[kane]

Originally Posted by theking

You should watch about three shows...I find it to be the most humorous show on TV...but it took a few shows to realize this.

To be honest. . . and maybe I'm rushing to judgement here. . . all I have seen is some of the ads and promos that they air as commercials for it and it just looks fake to me.

I don't doubt that there are likely some genuine moments in it, but most of those shows just setup situations that they think will be funny and play them out.

Like this

I just seems manufactured

[CourtneyR]

Cant stand that show.

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by kane

To be honest. . . and maybe I'm rushing to judgement here. . . all I have seen is some of the ads and promos that they air as commercials for it and it just looks fake to me.

I don't doubt that there are likely some genuine moments in it, but most of those shows just setup situations that they think will be funny and play them out.

I just seems manufactured

Oh it's fake, but the people are real. Can't be said about most anymore.

[kane]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Oh it's fake, but the people are real. Can't be said about most anymore.

From what I am reading about these guys, they are educated, smart and good people. I get the feeling they are much more sophisticated than they come off on TV, but they know their market and are willing to play a little towards it.

[Sly]

kane it seems that you have spent more time reading about and discussing the show as opposed to just watching the damn thing. ;-)

It's only 20 min. long. Give it a try. Fake or not, you will most likely laugh.

[L-Pink]

The father was starting quarterback at LSU for 2 seasons before he quit to focus on hunting. Allowing Terry Bradshaw to take the starting spot. lol

"The quarterback playing ahead of me, Phil Robertson, loved hunting more than he loved football. He'd come to practice directly from the woods, squirrel tails hanging out of his pockets, duck feathers on his clothes. Clearly he was a fine shot, so no one complained too much." Terry Bradshaw


"Reunited and it feels so good! After landing in an LA airport, Phil Robertson runs into his old college football teammate, the famous Terry Bradshaw. Courtesy of Korie Robertson"

.

[garce]

Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

Cant stand that show.

Meant to click "LIKE" but no such thing exists here. Oops... Stupid fucking inbred redneck show that my cable provider is forcing me to pay one sad dollar a month to not ever ever watch. Absolutely HILARIOUS how my cable company forces me to pay a premium for a show that about seven Canadians have actually ever seen. Stupid fucking inbred Americans. Go fuck yourselves!

[PornDiscounts-V]

Originally Posted by garce

Meant to click "LIKE" but no such thing exists here. Oops... Stupid fucking inbred redneck show that my cable provider is forcing me to pay one sad dollar a month to not ever ever watch. Absolutely HILARIOUS how my cable company forces me to pay a premium for a show that about seven Canadians have actually ever seen. Stupid fucking inbred Americans. Go fuck yourselves!

Hate much?

[kane]

Originally Posted by Sly

kane it seems that you have spent more time reading about and discussing the show as opposed to just watching the damn thing. ;-)

It's only 20 min. long. Give it a try. Fake or not, you will most likely laugh.

I watched an episode on the website while eating lunch.

I thought it was pretty lame. I did laugh at one joke that was in it, but the rest of it seemed like a really badly written sitcom.

The families seem nice enough, but the show is pretty lame.

[MrBottomTooth]

Originally Posted by garce

Meant to click "LIKE" but no such thing exists here. Oops... Stupid fucking inbred redneck show that my cable provider is forcing me to pay one sad dollar a month to not ever ever watch. Absolutely HILARIOUS how my cable company forces me to pay a premium for a show that about seven Canadians have actually ever seen. Stupid fucking inbred Americans. Go fuck yourselves!

Lol. Someone give garce a show. I'd watch that. I can't believe anyone could watch that graduation episode that was posted above and find anything funny about it.

[brassmonkey]

fuck those backwood muther fuckers

[KillerK]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

The father was starting quarterback at LSU for 2 seasons before he quit to focus on hunting. Allowing Terry Bradshaw to take the starting spot. lol

"The quarterback playing ahead of me, Phil Robertson, loved hunting more than he loved football. He'd come to practice directly from the woods, squirrel tails hanging out of his pockets, duck feathers on his clothes. Clearly he was a fine shot, so no one complained too much." Terry Bradshaw


"Reunited and it feels so good! After landing in an LA airport, Phil Robertson runs into his old college football teammate, the famous Terry Bradshaw. Courtesy of Korie Robertson"

.

So not only is he better at football then Terry, he is better at hunting too.

[nico-t]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

The shit is even popular in canada. I see retards walking around with their shirts on all the time. Truly a sign of the decline in western civilization. Honey boo boo was bad enough, but i can see why people watched as it was a legitimate freak show with morbidly obese, borderline-retarded rednecks basically abusing their child for financial gain. Duck dynasty is just a bunch of guys with beards sitting around a room following whatever absurd script was laid out for them that day. "Ok uncle si, today you're gonna go buy a scooter and drive down the road and we're gonna pretend traffic is backing up behind you. It will be a real laugh riot." Real riveting stuff.

saw 5 minutes of it once and its very bad indeed. All shows are scripted but this one was really fucking stupidly scripted. In a completely unfunny way, mostly because the people starring in it are completely unfunny.

[izombie]

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

A couple of years ago a chimney sweep who was working for me played his mainstream music while he was working. I asked him about it. He went out to his truck and came back with a cd, closed the windows and doors and looked around a bit then played it. My jaw dropped a hundred feet. It was a honky tonk recording of some pretty hardcore klan shit.

The duck porn people should get him to do the soundtrack. Will sell millions.

That was probably Johnny Rebel, he was a known country musician who anonymously recorded a couple of very racist albums back in the 70's or something. Some of the songs were quite catchy he was a very talented songwriter, my old roommate and some of his friends used to play his songs all the time. I'd tell you the title of some of his songs but I think I'd get banned by the admins.

[SplatterMaster]

Duck Dynasty is the modern day Andy Griffith show. Lessons for the kids and family values. It?s good wholesome TV unlike some of the shit on today.

[Wilbo]

Duck Dynasty is huge with my nieces and nephews who are in to hunting. The Robertsons even have books on the nonfiction bestseller list.

[Aric]

Originally Posted by garce

Meant to click "LIKE" but no such thing exists here. Oops... Stupid fucking inbred redneck show that my cable provider is forcing me to pay one sad dollar a month to not ever ever watch. Absolutely HILARIOUS how my cable company forces me to pay a premium for a show that about seven Canadians have actually ever seen. Stupid fucking inbred Americans. Go fuck yourselves!

Duck Dynasty is a great show.

Possible porn parody names.... Fuck Dynasty? Dick Dynasty? I hereby TM those names

[DBS.US]

Originally Posted by RebelR

Sure it's scripted, but that uncle Si is one whacked out old fart, and it's quite funny to watch. I'm sure that part of the charm, and one of the primary reason's that it resonates with so many viewers, is that they appear to be just a bunch of regular people that are proud of their redneckery, but not in a crass Honey BooBoo sort of way. It always comes down to some sort of family values.

Reality TV = scripted production