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Old 10-22-2013, 09:28 AM   #1
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My wife opened up a fortune cookie was told....
My wife got a fortune cookie last night that said "A lumberjack's saw is always sharp".

Should I be concerned? Is she banging a lumberjack or should I make sure my firearms are loaded at night?
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Old 10-22-2013, 09:47 AM   #2
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Old 10-22-2013, 09:48 AM   #3
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Old 10-22-2013, 09:54 AM   #4
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Someone who destroys is always ready to destroy, I wonder what that could mean Soldier?
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:02 AM   #5
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:02 AM   #6
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:10 AM   #7
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Unlikely, probably nothing to worry about. If she orders a lot of packages online though she could be banging the UPS guy
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:18 AM   #10
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was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:27 AM   #11
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was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Was in Iron Man.
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she is banging someone for sure. No doubt if she got that cookie and it was on your mind to make a thread about it. Hands down and watch out cause he will chop you in half too
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The most stupid thing ever said about Paxum
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