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brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 10:09 AM

Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!
LOL he says he's not gay! took him 30 minutes to finish the guy

?I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ?I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that?s ?cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.' I trawled around Soho?going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ?Anyone want me to wank them off?? And this bloke goes, ?Yep??So we goes to the lavvy ? me, him, the director ? and?he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is?I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn?t go hard! And we?re?in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ?I think?it would be easier if I was able to touch yours?. And I [thought] ?F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!? And the director goes: ?Go on Russell it would be funny?? So I take down my trousers and pants?and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I?m such a sex narcissist that, even though I?m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank?[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.?

EddyTheDog · 10-22-2013, 10:13 AM

No self respecting homosexual would touch him with a cattle prod - He's gross...

Scott McD · 10-22-2013, 10:16 AM

Hasn't he been accused of banging that tranny that was on Celeb Big Brother aswell ??

dyna mo · 10-22-2013, 10:16 AM

that's not a good recovery post katie

ottopottomouse · 10-22-2013, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

No self respecting homosexual would touch him with a cattle prod - He's gross...

I've heard exactly the same from girls but he must appeal to someone???

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 02:28 PM

DWB · 10-22-2013, 02:39 PM

Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.

i dont get its ok when its females. guys doing the same thing is a sin. its his life

the correct term is bi sexual not gay

L-Pink · 10-22-2013, 02:42 PM

Well then ……...

Fetish Gimp · 10-22-2013, 02:45 PM

Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot

rogueteens · 10-22-2013, 02:53 PM

best thing America ever did was taking it off our hands, saved us a bullet.

mineistaken · 10-22-2013, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot

Because sexuality is determined by what you do sexually and nationality is not determined by what kind of food you eat

bronco67 · 10-22-2013, 02:57 PM

Like Dice said ..."you either suck dicks, or you do not suck dicks. There's no in between".

dillonaire · 10-22-2013, 03:00 PM

Its only gay if you look down at the cock.

candyflip · 10-22-2013, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

that's not a good recovery post katie

Happened long before her. And I think he was big into heroin at the time. But still...

EddyTheDog · 10-22-2013, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

best thing America ever did was taking it off our hands, saved us a bullet.

Amen.....

L-Pink · 10-22-2013, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Its only gay if you look down at the cock.

YES ! I knew I wasn't gay.

EddyTheDog · 10-22-2013, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

YES ! I knew I wasn't gay.

So, if you don't look you are just being a good friend?..

L-Pink · 10-22-2013, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

So, if you don't look you are just being a good friend?..

Let's not over think this, right now I'm in the clear.

Courtney_Kellfind · 10-22-2013, 04:56 PM

Haha, clearly with that kind of time he's not gay.

AllAboutCams · 10-22-2013, 06:29 PM

What a fucking nut

Spunky · 10-22-2013, 06:31 PM

Always thought he was a poofter

Jim_Gunn · 10-22-2013, 06:36 PM

After Charlie Sheen, Russel Brand is the number two celeb that young porn chicks on my sets brag about fucking. He has a taste for them, lol.

AllAboutCams · 10-22-2013, 06:43 PM

Who would want to fuck a girl after he has fucked them?

oppoten · 10-22-2013, 06:56 PM

He's not gay, he's just a Soho kid playing at being a rent boy

baddog · 10-23-2013, 12:02 PM

You have to chop down more than one tree to be considered a lumberjack.

_Richard_ · 10-23-2013, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Let's not over think this, right now I'm in the clear.

_Richard_ · 10-23-2013, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

best thing America ever did was taking it off our hands, saved us a bullet.

ilnjscb · 10-23-2013, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.

No - no they're not.

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