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nexcom28 · 11-13-2013, 02:17 PM

I posted in the Sell and Buy section but haven't had any response.

Hoping someone here might want a little job.

Basically, I use Wordpress but I would like a custom page building that I can insert in.
The page will consist of mainly tables with a couple of custom images.

I could probably do it myself in expression web or frontpage but I know the code would suck and there would be tables where there shouldn't be tables.

Anyway, it's a pretty simple job for those that know how to do html.

I am looking for it doing pretty cheap ($20?) pay by Paypal.

If you can help out, email me http://scr.im/2s4v

mineistaken · 11-13-2013, 02:28 PM

bump for business

stinkyfingers · 11-13-2013, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28

I posted in the Sell and Buy section but haven't had any response.

Hoping someone here might want a little job.

Basically, I use Wordpress but I would like a custom page building that I can insert in.
The page will consist of mainly tables with a couple of custom images.

I could probably do it myself in expression web or frontpage but I know the code would suck and there would be tables where there shouldn't be tables.

Anyway, it's a pretty simple job for those that know how to do html.

I am looking for it doing pretty cheap ($20?) pay by Paypal.

If you can help out, email me http://scr.im/2s4v

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

bump for business

Fat Panda · 11-13-2013, 03:53 PM

http://www.google.com/webdesigner/

Relentless · 11-13-2013, 03:57 PM

Either plan to pay a lot more or plan to do it yourself.

Anyone willing to build you a site for $20.00 isn't someone you want to trust with FTP access or anything else for that matter.

Deej · 11-13-2013, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless

Either plan to pay a lot more or plan to do it yourself.

Anyone willing to build you a site for $20.00 isn't someone you want to trust with FTP access or anything else for that matter.

Yep

SplatterMaster · 11-13-2013, 04:06 PM

anexsia · 11-13-2013, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless

Either plan to pay a lot more or plan to do it yourself.

Anyone willing to build you a site for $20.00 isn't someone you want to trust with FTP access or anything else for that matter.

I believe he just wants a very simple page so I'm sure he could get someone to do it for $20 especially when it would only be a few minutes of work.

=^..^= · 11-13-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SplatterMaster

yup its built in

what is the web coming to.. does anyone remember doing this shit from scratch in textpad?

Nasty · 11-13-2013, 08:20 PM

windows live writer, its free, build your page with tables on your desktop in livewriter and then click to post to your wordpress blog, piece of cake

Rochard · 11-13-2013, 08:27 PM

Contact Paul Markham. He knows everything about our industry.

freecartoonporn · 11-13-2013, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Panda

http://www.google.com/webdesigner/

why cant i donwload ?
is the link broken for you ?

http://www.google.com/webdesigner/#download-webdesigner

edit: Win 7 or later

nexcom28 · 11-14-2013, 12:23 AM

Yeah, it's just 1 page. Not a whole site although I did make my first site using little more than notepad and a copy of HTML for dummies back in 1993.
I don't even need a header and footer, just the bits between.

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nexcom28 · 11-14-2013, 03:55 AM

Bump. Does no one want to do this?
I had one guy said he could do it but he wanted access to the blog. I told him that wouldn't be necessary and I haven't heard anything since.

It's not just a simple table though, it's a table within the main part off the page plus custom sidebars.
Throw it all together, make it look pretty with some css. job done.

Mediamix · 11-14-2013, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Contact Paul Markham. He knows everything about our industry.

nexcom28 · 11-14-2013, 04:19 AM

Reading up on it it looks like things have moved on. Tables are a thing of the past. So I need someone to build me a page using css.

Manfap · 11-14-2013, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28

Bump. Does no one want to do this?
I had one guy said he could do it but he wanted access to the blog. I told him that wouldn't be necessary and I haven't heard anything since.

It's not just a simple table though, it's a table within the main part off the page plus custom sidebars.
Throw it all together, make it look pretty with some css. job done.

You want something done in wp but you wont give them access.. What theme are you using? Is it a standard one with no adjustments?

nexcom28 · 11-14-2013, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

You want something done in wp but you wont give them access.. What theme are you using? Is it a standard one with no adjustments?

Maybe it's just me.. Why does someone need access to WP?
Surely a webpage is built the same way whether it's a wordpress theme or a basic html site.

I want a simple page creating in HTML / CSS that I can use within my site. I don't need a header or a footer, just the bit after the <body>. Is it because the designer need to see what spreadsheets you have or what?

If I need to give access, what is the best way to allow this without providing admin access?

Manfap · 11-14-2013, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28

Maybe it's just me.. Why does someone need access to WP?
Surely a webpage is built the same way whether it's a wordpress theme or a basic html site.

I want a simple page creating in HTML / CSS that I can use within my site. I don't need a header or a footer, just the bit after the <body>. Is it because the designer need to see what spreadsheets you have or what?

If I need to give access, what is the best way to allow this without providing admin access?

Is it a standard theme? tell the person what you want with what theme. they will supply a child theme so that it doesnt overwrite on future updates.

Or stick it on a clean install, then let someone do their stuff, then you copy it over.

nexcom28 · 11-14-2013, 07:06 AM

Ok, so if for example I have a paid custom theme and the designer created the design for twentytwelve theme it wouldn't work?

Anyway, I can setup a new blog with the current theme. I am still looking

Manfap · 11-14-2013, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28

Ok, so if for example I have a paid custom theme and the designer created the design for twentytwelve theme it wouldn't work?

Anyway, I can setup a new blog with the current theme. I am still looking

It depends on what you want.

OneHungLo · 11-14-2013, 07:11 AM

fiverr or digital point you can find someone to do this for $5-10

don't get suckered into paying someone here.

11-13-2013, 02:17 PM	#1
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Who Can Build me a Web Page? I posted in the Sell and Buy section but haven't had any response. Hoping someone here might want a little job. Basically, I use Wordpress but I would like a custom page building that I can insert in. The page will consist of mainly tables with a couple of custom images. I could probably do it myself in expression web or frontpage but I know the code would suck and there would be tables where there shouldn't be tables. Anyway, it's a pretty simple job for those that know how to do html. I am looking for it doing pretty cheap ($20?) pay by Paypal. If you can help out, email me http://scr.im/2s4v

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	bump for business

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Relentless www.EngineFood.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,697	Either plan to pay a lot more or plan to do it yourself. Anyone willing to build you a site for $20.00 isn't someone you want to trust with FTP access or anything else for that matter.

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11-14-2013, 12:23 AM	#13
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Yeah, it's just 1 page. Not a whole site although I did make my first site using little more than notepad and a copy of HTML for dummies back in 1993. I don't even need a header and footer, just the bits between.

11-14-2013, 03:55 AM	#15
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Bump. Does no one want to do this? I had one guy said he could do it but he wanted access to the blog. I told him that wouldn't be necessary and I haven't heard anything since. It's not just a simple table though, it's a table within the main part off the page plus custom sidebars. Throw it all together, make it look pretty with some css. job done.

11-14-2013, 04:19 AM	#17
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Reading up on it it looks like things have moved on. Tables are a thing of the past. So I need someone to build me a page using css.

11-14-2013, 07:06 AM	#21
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Ok, so if for example I have a paid custom theme and the designer created the design for twentytwelve theme it wouldn't work? Anyway, I can setup a new blog with the current theme. I am still looking

11-14-2013, 07:11 AM	#23
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	fiverr or digital point you can find someone to do this for $5-10 don't get suckered into paying someone here.