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loreen · 11-15-2013, 02:27 PM

I've searched GFY and couldn't find a topic on this. Pretty strange as I've seen it everywhere

Nice skills on Van Damme and the truck drivers (such precision driving is incredible, and in reverse is amazing), especially since they said all was real: no studio shots, he was not tied etc.

PR_Glen · 11-15-2013, 02:33 PM

would have been a nice darwin award right there if it went wrong.

L-Pink · 11-15-2013, 02:45 PM

That was possible because Chuck Zito still has Van Damme's balls. lol

~Ray · 11-15-2013, 03:01 PM

pretty slick

Vendzilla · 11-15-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That was possible because Chuck Zito still has Van Damme's balls. lol

I must have missed something here

Damn cool video, saw it on good morning america this morning

brassmonkey · 11-15-2013, 04:22 PM

fake!

that shit would fuck you groin up!

Zuzana Designs · 11-15-2013, 04:26 PM

Saw it this morning on the news but why is he wearing driving gloves to do splits?

Robbie · 11-15-2013, 04:26 PM

Not bad!

He's a year older than I am and still in great physical shape.

L-Pink · 11-15-2013, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I must have missed something here

Damn cool video, saw it on good morning america this morning

Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

SilentKnight · 11-15-2013, 06:06 PM

11.5 million views in two days.

Somewhere there's an ad exec with a nice bonus in his paycheck.

newb102k · 11-15-2013, 06:46 PM

nice stunt

~Ray · 11-15-2013, 08:31 PM

what's the music/song in the commerical?

got it

directfiesta · 11-16-2013, 12:41 AM

from No Retreat, No Surrender , his first movie .

I distributed it in Canada ( New World Pictures in the US )

adultchatpay · 11-16-2013, 01:23 AM

Only Van Damme can pull that stunt. Damme!

JFK · 11-16-2013, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay

Only Van Damme can pull that stunt. Damme!

Double Damme

Harmon · 11-16-2013, 02:53 AM

Colmike9 · 11-16-2013, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

...he was not tied etc.

Volvo said there were safety wires..
But still awesome.

Vendzilla · 11-16-2013, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

I heard he wasn't HA anymore. Can't remember why.

Which is weird because there are two cast members on SOA that are HA right now and Zito was on for a short period.

loreen · 11-16-2013, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

what's the music/song in the commerical?

Actually this part I found to be a bit cliche, as, in my opinion, this song is so overused.
To my huge surprise, lots of people out there not knowing it

mamaliga · 11-16-2013, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Actually this part I found to be a bit cliche, as, in my opinion, this song is so overused.
To my huge surprise, lots of people out there not knowing it

including me.

The clip is decent but... there should be naked girls onto a truck advertising video to look better, IMHO.

beerptrol · 11-16-2013, 03:38 AM

Should have been a midget with a bat hitting him in the nuts

Jel · 11-16-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Nice skills on Van Damme and the truck drivers (such precision driving is incredible, and in reverse is amazing), especially since they said all was real: no studio shots, he was not tied etc.

fuck, that is awesome - took me a while to realise they were in reverse and I was like naaaaah... then read this and was like daayyyyyyamme.....

Jel · 11-16-2013, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

getting the shit beat out of you helps you remember that it's perfectly cool to come second in a fight as long as you get your fair share in :D Did he manage to do that at least?

L-Pink · 11-16-2013, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

getting the shit beat out of you helps you remember that it's perfectly cool to come second in a fight as long as you get your fair share in :D Did he manage to do that at least?

I saw numerous articles at the time that stated Damme's mouth got him in trouble, Zito got the first 2-3 punches and Damme was on the floor.

freecartoonporn · 11-16-2013, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

what's the music/song in the commerical?

got it

thanks , very soothing music.

SGx · 11-16-2013, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I saw numerous articles at the time that stated Damme's mouth got him in trouble, Zito got the first 2-3 punches and Damme was on the floor.

drunk & Under coke vs clean

Robbie · 11-16-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SGx

drunk & Under coke vs clean

They were both drinking in a strip club so I don't think that Vito was sober. But JCVD was totally wasted...so it's pretty much the same thing as what you are describing.

The story told by Mickey Rourke and everyone at the club was that JCVD was going to go outside to fight Vito. But Vito sucker punched him instead and was immediately thrown out of the club.

The story Vito told in his book was that he beat JCVD like a bitch for a full 30 seconds and then stopped and left before security could get there.

The only part that seems 100% accurate is that Vito used to work as a bodyguard for JCVD and they never hit it off. And when Vito came into the club, Van Damme was already fucked up and running off at the mouth.

And unlike the world that some of the keyboard warriors live in on GFY...when you insult someone in real life, there is going to be violence.

nico-t · 11-16-2013, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

Who cares, van damme rocks. I don't think this zito guy has had the money & pussy van damme had and ever will

nico-t · 11-16-2013, 08:34 PM

by the way, grown men in clubs where you have to put on your little outfit whenever you go ride is pretty damn gay.

bronco67 · 11-16-2013, 09:49 PM

I just saw him in the latest Universal Soldier movie. Bad-ass flick.

venus · 11-16-2013, 11:01 PM

""Chuck Zito is a cheap shot artist when this **** with van damme went down there was a interview that extra did with Micky Rourke he was there and is friends with both men he said Van Damme told Zito he had no heart and Zito told Van Damme to step outside and through down to see who had heart Van Damme gives his classic no problem line takes off his glasses and starts to head for the door Zito atacks with the famous sucker punch before they get outside....When asked what would have happend if they made it outside and no sucker punch was thrown.Rourke said ive seen them both in a few street fights and Zito is no push over but he new he didnt have a chance against Van Damme so he did what he had to do yhea it was a cheap shot now Van Damme wants a real fight in ring with no sucker punches will Zito Take the challenge I doubt it..END now did Zito ever man up and prove he could fu%k Van Damme up no he makes sure never to be in the same place at the same time.Now if it looks smells and tastes like a pu$#y it must be pu$#y.I think pride is good at giving us what we want and this is a fight I want to see so I say PRIDE make it happen ""

Hentaikid · 11-17-2013, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

would have been a nice darwin award right there if it went wrong.

He already has a grown up son & daughter so he can kill himself as creatively as he likes without getting Darwin'd

Chosen · 11-17-2013, 06:17 AM

Nice one

tony286 · 11-17-2013, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by venus

""Chuck Zito is a cheap shot artist when this **** with van damme went down there was a interview that extra did with Micky Rourke he was there and is friends with both men he said Van Damme told Zito he had no heart and Zito told Van Damme to step outside and through down to see who had heart Van Damme gives his classic no problem line takes off his glasses and starts to head for the door Zito atacks with the famous sucker punch before they get outside....When asked what would have happend if they made it outside and no sucker punch was thrown.Rourke said ive seen them both in a few street fights and Zito is no push over but he new he didnt have a chance against Van Damme so he did what he had to do yhea it was a cheap shot now Van Damme wants a real fight in ring with no sucker punches will Zito Take the challenge I doubt it..END now did Zito ever man up and prove he could fu%k Van Damme up no he makes sure never to be in the same place at the same time.Now if it looks smells and tastes like a pu$#y it must be pu$#y.I think pride is good at giving us what we want and this is a fight I want to see so I say PRIDE make it happen ""

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loreen · 11-18-2013, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

11.5 million views in two days.

Somewhere there's an ad exec with a nice bonus in his paycheck.

24,092,428 in 5

And, of course, this is just one video on youtube.

TheDA · 11-18-2013, 08:10 AM

It beats his Coors Light ads by a mile.

CaptainHowdy · 11-18-2013, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Those moves ...

mamaliga · 11-18-2013, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Those moves ...

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