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dyna mo · 10-23-2014, 11:23 AM

According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals."

The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie."

Initial charges against Swearingen included assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids, according to the Manakato Free-Press.

The punishment for that felony is no doubt quite worse than a school detention.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6028454.html

CDSmith · 10-23-2014, 11:27 AM

Ha.

Extra cred to you for the "man fingered..." thread title. Nicely done. :D

PR_Glen · 10-23-2014, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ha.

Extra cred to you for the "man fingered..." thread title. Nicely done. :D

that happened to him during strip search i'm sure..

MK Ultra · 10-23-2014, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals."

The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie."

Initial charges against Swearingen included assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids, according to the Manakato Free-Press.

The punishment for that felony is no doubt quite worse than a school detention.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6028454.html

xXXtesy10 · 10-23-2014, 11:40 AM

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MrTrollkien · 10-23-2014, 11:42 AM

I'm surprised he wasn't shot . . . in the back . . . 8 times . . . while lying on the ground with his hands zip-tied behind his back . . . in self defense, because officer Gray feared for his life.

CamTraffic · 10-23-2014, 12:48 PM

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He tried to give him Earbola.

Bladewire · 10-23-2014, 01:03 PM

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Two ways to react to the evil wet Willy, my reaction:

The cops reaction:

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sandman! · 10-23-2014, 01:11 PM

seeandsee · 10-23-2014, 02:18 PM

[QUOTE=Squirtit;20264036]

what a fucking faker

Robbie · 10-23-2014, 02:28 PM

I can see the trial now:
Guilty!
Sentenced to receive 2 noogies to the head and one wedgie with extreme prejudice

Dead · 10-23-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

I can see the trial now:
Guilty!
Sentenced to receive 2 noogies to the head and one wedgie with extreme prejudice

or simply punch that fucker in the face for getting spit in my ear

John-ACWM · 10-24-2014, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

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Two ways to react to the evil wet Willy, my reaction:

The cops reaction:

.

precious

10-23-2014, 11:23 AM	#1
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,914	man fingered for wet willie attack on cop According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals." The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie." Initial charges against Swearingen included assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids, according to the Manakato Free-Press. The punishment for that felony is no doubt quite worse than a school detention. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6028454.html

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