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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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OK... Bit of a 'Sick Question...' (BUT THIS IS GFY...)
OK, so a female member of your family, (NOT RELATED BY BLOOD) has a horrific traffic accident, and ends up in hospital, in a coma...
Well you have full access to her room, and theres kinda a joint 24 hour watch going on, n shit.. Well should you decide to take advantage, and masturbate her clit, (thru her panties) and then, when she gets wet, finger her a bit.... (n stuff) and you are also like playing with her tits n shit, (with your other hand) and you get a semi, and... well you kinda open her mouth and shove your cock in... You know - NORMAL HOSPITAL ETIQUETTE... Etc.... Well my question is... Is it WRONG to punch her in the throat, in order to ENSURE she swallows your semen, or have I just been 'Out Of Order' ????? . |
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Let's do some business!
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So you have upgraded from poop to rape. When does the mass murder start?
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So Fucking What?
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As soon as you send me the adresses of yourselves and your loved ones! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But seriously, who hasn't had an attraction for a non blood related family member? I don't think anything I did in the hospital was really 'WRONG'.. But I did think the 'Throat Punch' may have overstepped the mark? |
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Videochat Solutions
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I used to think you were funny but not anymore.
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Dutch Webmaster!
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Thanks.. I need to take a drink now and read some shit on TheOnion.com.
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not really my type of humor
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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So fucking bland
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Um went from gross too disturbing.
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Stupid thread. Stick to poo.
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I need a beer
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That's not the right thing to do
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I think CS was full of Christmas spirit when he posted this - Vodka would be my guess
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So Fucking Stoned...
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No one thinks you're funny.
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Checked to see if I should take you of ignore. Guess not.
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CurrentlySober you are a fool. I pity you and anyone who thinks you are, or ever were funny. You should go find somewhere else to hang out, pretty sure no one will miss your dumb ass around here. I've never ignored a single person on this site until now. Goodbye and good riddens you fucking retard.
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You are a sad and pathetic individual.
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Karma dude........
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Where is the poo?
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just remember all action have consequence
either here or in hell! |
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I am amazed this thread is still here.
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I havent paid to have it removed, is why...
But what is funny, is this is actually a current storyline, in the teen soap 'Hollyoaks' shown on CH4, (AT 7pm) well before the watershed... I know there is also a gay rape storyline due, where a school kid who has such homophobic tendencies, he displays his distate, by fucking his gay TEACHER up the arse... Again though, this is the 'Xmas' storyline, due to be broadcast in the new year... Point is though (Well 3 points actually) 1) As Eddy said, I was drunk when I posted... 2) As the thread title said "This IS gfy..." & 3... If I can manage to offend DukeDollars - Then I should be receiving a job offer !!! REMEMBER GUYS - CS IS A 'CHARACTER' - No more, no less, and you would LOVE me in real life xxxx Happy Holidays to all ![]() |
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Poo sticks to me !
No one thinks you are even even in the biz, while you use multiple subdomains to pretend you own those URLs in your sig.... Checked to see if you actually owned freeones... Or were just WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE... Guess not. Quote:
Thanks for the add to your 'Best Friends' list.... ![]() & you are a fake nic, that cant have the BALLS to post stuff like what I POST, without using your alt nic LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() In My PANTS! DURP DURP!!! |
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Hilarious!
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CurrentlySober, first one in the ignore list: ✓
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So Fucking Stoned...
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i like poo tooo
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Oh yes... & (as you hoped...) This really offends me...
![]() ![]() ![]() When a '4th Leveller' - 'ignores me'.... Gather round guys & Gals, while I explain what kinda parasite a '4th Leveller' actually is... (& I wont worry about offending him - after all, he cant see what I post anyway...) ![]() 1st Level = Guys like me, who have been in this biz for AGES (I started in 1986 Personally - While it was still illegal to produce in the UK - But I digress...) & WE CREATED CONTENT... We actually went out & booked girls, paid them, filmed them, & owned (& Bought) the equipment to do so, etc etc.... We MADE & PAID, for the shit that YOU earn money off of... 2nd Level = The guys who distributed the stuff that WE created... Shifted 8mm stag loops, pushed VHS Video Cassettes, published it to DVDs, Built websites, etc - And earn their money off of what the 1st Level people created.... 3rd Level = The affiliates who actually PROPERLY promote the stuff on the websites for the 2nd Level Guys, that the guys on the 1st level created... Now, without the 1st level guy, neither 2nd or 3rd level guys would exist.... But THIS GUY IS 4th LEVEL... ![]() All he does is comment and criticise the work, that the 3 levels above him have created.... ![]() And, FACTUALLY STATING - Without levels 1, 2 & 3... HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS BIZ! ![]() AND HE TELLS ME TO GO ELSEWHERE!!!! LOLZZZZZ...... Happy Xmas to all of you on levels 1 2 & 3... .... |
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I find CS funny. If you don't like his humor then just don't click on his threads. It's just as simple as that.
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So Fucking What?
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why can't admins ban this fucking retard already?
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Yes, you are 'out of order' and should seek professional help.
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