Have You Sucked Off Your Keyboard Lately? - GoFuckYourself.com

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 07:09 PM

It's been awhile for me, but it just happened. I was eating some extremely disgusting KFC, smothered in gravy (déjà vu), when all of a sudden a huge load of gravy jumped ship, before entering my mouth...all over my keyboard!

Instantly in all out horror I raised my keyboard to the the keyboard gods and started sucking out gravy for all I was worth...you never know what will happen from here, prayer and sucking power are all you've got and all that matter...

...and luckily, for one time anyway, I managed to bring back a keyboard from an extremely unfortunate demise and give it life again.

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bean-aid · 12-30-2013, 07:22 PM

keyboards are dirtier then money

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 07:23 PM

I'm still typing ...

Spunky · 12-30-2013, 07:36 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

whOaKemosabe · 12-30-2013, 07:42 PM

I'm sure you were sucking up Pubic Hairs, Toenails, pet dander & other..

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Pix or it didn't happen

They're no pics in that situation, it's reaction time, nothing else...that's all that matters, or it's one more keyboard down -- and that's not happening on my watch.

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

I'm sure you were sucking up Pubic Hairs, Toenails, pet dander & other..

I shave my nuts, clip my toenails outside and I have no pets.

Helix · 12-30-2013, 07:45 PM

Did you spit or swallow?

geedub · 12-30-2013, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia

I shave my nuts, clip my toenails outside and I have no pets.

smart.

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix

Did you spit or swallow?

always swallow...that's good gravy.

actually...I think I just stole a line from Harmon there.

Barry-xlovecam · 12-30-2013, 08:17 PM

Did you get a kiss when you finished?

SlammedMedia · 12-30-2013, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Did you get a kiss when you finished?

when it's over it's over.

John-ACWM · 12-31-2013, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia

always swallow...that's good gravy.

actually...I think I just stole a line from Harmon there.

Nottingtonbase · 12-31-2013, 02:21 AM

Cats like to piss on keyboards.....

ottopottomouse · 12-31-2013, 04:08 AM

Is it just me that never eats at my desk?

johnclark · 12-31-2013, 04:23 AM

Spilled coke on mine a few days ago, Thought I had cleaned it ok till the next morning after it had dried when the space bar just stuck and most of the bottom row of keys don't work. Now using a old shitty one that I had put away years ago.

It was a good gaming keyboard too

freecartoonporn · 12-31-2013, 06:33 AM

you ejaculated on that keyboard day before.?

ErectMedia · 12-31-2013, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Is it just me that never eats at my desk?

gonna guess yes, I eat, drink, smoke, FAP etc... Keyboard gets an occasional vacuum/windex treatment

DPhil · 12-31-2013, 06:39 AM

Nope. Never have and never will.

Stephen · 12-31-2013, 06:50 AM

Try inverting your keyboard every once in awhile and giving it a tap or two...

Some folks can roll a decent joint out of the number of budlets that fall out (hypothetically of course)

12-30-2013, 07:09 PM	#1
SlammedMedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,573	Have You Sucked Off Your Keyboard Lately? It's been awhile for me, but it just happened. I was eating some extremely disgusting KFC, smothered in gravy (déjà vu), when all of a sudden a huge load of gravy jumped ship, before entering my mouth...all over my keyboard! Instantly in all out horror I raised my keyboard to the the keyboard gods and started sucking out gravy for all I was worth...you never know what will happen from here, prayer and sucking power are all you've got and all that matter... ...and luckily, for one time anyway, I managed to bring back a keyboard from an extremely unfortunate demise and give it life again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you've read this and are interested in any of my mechbunny templates, hit me up within the next 24 hours and get any of them for $35 each. __________________ ICQ: 350-260-628

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DPhil Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 40	Nope. Never have and never will.

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Stephen Consigliere Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,771	Try inverting your keyboard every once in awhile and giving it a tap or two... Some folks can roll a decent joint out of the number of budlets that fall out (hypothetically of course)