Do you realize the San Francisco 49ers are about to do some Freaky Freaky Nasty things to the NFL?

[SwirlsGirl]

Just thought you need to be informed so you do not act out and uppity when you are watching football and see the 49ers doing freaky nasty perverted plays on family television.

The San Francisco 49ers of 2013 are on a 5 game win streak scoring an average of over 35 points a game, without 3 starting players!

They are currently on a bye week resting for carolina, and expecting to have 3 all pro players return to the field within the next couple of weeks!

Definition of Offensive Onslaught -

1.Michael Crabtree
2. Mario Manningham
3.Frank Gore
4.Kendall Hunter
5.Colin Kapernick
6.Anquan Boldin
7.Vernon Davis
8.LaMichael James

Do you realize what is about to go down....get your popcorn ready and load up your paxum, paypal, accounts and put your Superbowl money on the San Francisco 49ers!

You can thank me later!

You have been informed!

Watch for freakish perversions on live NFL Sunday compliments of San Francisco 49ers!

[Bryce_FFN]

Niner nation!

[dyna mo]

doubtful.

on any given sunday.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by Bryce_FFN

Niner nation!

Niner Nation 4 life

[J. Falcon]

[L-Pink]

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[stephane76]

Should be a good game. I went to see the Panthers played last Sunday ... they're looking good and are on a winning streak as well. ( 4 wins a row with more than 30 points scored at each game)

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

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Tampa Tampa Tampa...why could they not finish of seattle....that selfish act of not finishing off seattle cost the 49ers a first place tie in the nfc west rankings.

Not sure what the problem is in Tampa I thought they had some good players this year

[NaughtyRob]

I'm a lifetime Steelers fan, its rebuilding time for us.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by stephane76

Should be a good game. I went to see the Panthers played last Sunday ... they're looking good and are on a winning streak as well. ( 4 wins a row with more than 30 points scored at each game)

i think so too. not to mention, the 49s are 2 games back in their division with serious division games left.

it's funny to think that kind of team is going to do jaw-dropping things all the sudden.

that said, they're a good team, they will make the playoffs, barring injuries.

but freaky shock, no. this is the nfl. billion dollar business designed and built to win. especially against division rivalries.

i expect the niners to go *maybe* 12-4, more likely 11-5.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by stephane76

Should be a good game. I went to see the Panthers played last Sunday ... they're looking good and are on a winning streak as well. ( 4 wins a row with more than 30 points scored at each game)

Yes I am looking forward to that game as well, going to be a pivotal game for sure!

[xNetworx]

Sports nerds have small dick syndrome

[dyna mo]

good to have a cock expert on the scene to update the thread with their vast knowledge of cock.

!

[phypon]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

good to have a cock expert on the scene to update the thread with their vast knowledge of cock.

!

lmfao!

I'm a Bills fan. This was pointed out to me today:

[atom]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

good to have a cock expert on the scene to update the thread with their vast knowledge of cock.

!

[rogueteens]

I don't have a clue what the OP's post was about

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by rogueteens

I don't have a clue what the OP's post was about

she was trash talking up her team. i tried to get some trashy talk to&fro going but no go

[Rochard]

Niners always rock!

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

she was trash talking up her team. i tried to get some trashy talk to&fro going but no go

LOL don't worry I have not even begun to start with the trash talking in do time!

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

LOL don't worry I have not even begun to start with the trash talking in do time!

you niner fans always need a few glasses of chardonnay to kick things off.

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by phypon

lmfao!

I'm a Bills fan. This was pointed out to me today:

There are few of us here. Saw this the other day too.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

you niner fans always need a few glasses of chardonnay to kick things off.

LOL oh most definitely once I have some wine it is no stopping the trash talk

Again in case it needs to be repeated....

the Sanfrancisco 49ers are getting ready to do some freakish and perverted things on the football field which could leave the NFL shell shocked!

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

LOL oh most definitely once I have some wine it is no stopping the trash talk

Again in case it needs to be repeated....

the Sanfrancisco 49ers are getting ready to do some freakish and perverted things on the football field which could leave the NFL shell shocked!

i would agree, knowing harbaugh, they have some fancy plays ready to go for when they lose the next 2 of 3 games/ 3 of the next 5 and need to come up big to stay in it.

[Donny]

I'll be at the Niner/Panther have this weekend with my son. Can't wait!

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by Donny

I'll be at the Niner/Panther have this weekend with my son. Can't wait!

That is good stuff! Should be a treat! go Niners!

[izombie]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

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I'm a bucs fan and another season is a bust, well at least we still have Mons Venus

[AdultB2B]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Just thought you need to be informed so you do not act out and uppity when you are watching football and see the 49ers doing freaky nasty perverted plays on family television.

The San Francisco 49ers of 2013 are on a 5 game win streak scoring an average of over 35 points a game, without 3 starting players!

They are currently on a bye week resting for carolina, and expecting to have 3 all pro players return to the field within the next couple of weeks!

Definition of Offensive Onslaught -

1.Michael Crabtree
2. Mario Manningham
3.Frank Gore
4.Kendall Hunter
5.Colin Kapernick
6.Anquan Boldin
7.Vernon Davis
8.LaMichael James

Do you realize what is about to go down....get your popcorn ready and load up your paxum, paypal, accounts and put your Superbowl money on the San Francisco 49ers!

You can thank me later!

You have been informed!

Watch for freakish perversions on live NFL Sunday compliments of San Francisco 49ers!

You are correct! As long as we can get past Seattle.

[PuffyCash_Megan]

Who do you think will be the superbowl teams this year then? Would love to know all of your views...

I think the Broncos will be in it...

[AdultB2B]

Originally Posted by PuffyCash_Megan

Who do you think will be the superbowl teams this year then? Would love to know all of your views...

I think the Broncos will be in it...

I think it will either be the Niners or the Seahawks in the NFC and the Pats in the AFC. The Chiefs won't last and I have a feeling either will the Broncos.

[Donny]

Originally Posted by AdultB2B

I think it will either be the Niners or the Seahawks in the NFC and the Pats in the AFC. The Chiefs won't last and I have a feeling either will the Broncos.

I'd love to see the Niners play the Chiefs, however... the drama for such a game would be awesome: Alex Smith vs. Colin Kaepernick

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by PuffyCash_Megan

Who do you think will be the superbowl teams this year then? Would love to know all of your views...

I think the Broncos will be in it...

i'm going to say this, and i hope like fuck i don't jinx it, but i think the niners will be there. i'm a niner fan from my days of living in the bay area, raider fan too, never understood why ya have to pick 1 when you live there, heck, it's nfl, enjoy both!

anyhoo, they will lose 3 more games before the playoffs, no biggie, hopefully, they srsly need bad to split the series with seattle and i am not certain they can do that. but the good news is seattle always crumbles in the playoffs. always. well, except for once.

but they are certainly a top 3 nfc team this season.

the broncos *might* make it, the afc is very tough right now and there are a couple of shit disturber teams that will upset a superbowl bound team, watch for the giants to upset in this way.

hard to say in the afc for me right now.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'm going to say this, and i hope like fuck i don't jinx it, but i think the niners will be there. i'm a niner fan from my days of living in the bay area, raider fan too, never understood why ya have to pick 1 when you live there, heck, it's nfl, enjoy both!

anyhoo, they will lose 3 more games before the playoffs, no biggie, hopefully, they srsly need bad to split the series with seattle and i am not certain they can do that. but the good news is seattle always crumbles in the playoffs. always. well, except for once.

but they are certainly a top 3 nfc team this season.

the broncos *might* make it, the afc is very tough right now and there are a couple of shit disturber teams that will upset a superbowl bound team, watch for the giants to upset in this way.

hard to say in the afc for me right now.

Respectfully with your assessment I think you could not be more off base.

Here is why....

49ers have no doubt one of the most impressive personnel rosters in the NFL.

If that were not enough mix in the awesome coaching style of Jim Harbaugh.

Add in the relative weakness of the remaining 49ers schedule.

Mix in a high performing team in its current profile, only getting more explosive, more dangerous offensively and defensively with the return of Aldon Smith and Tank Caradine to the Defense and Mario Manningham and Michael Crabtree to the their starting spots on Offense.

I can assure you this array of talent will be absolutely involved in grotesque and freakish perversions on the field in the coming weeks.

You have 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 starting players on Offense that are actually explosive enough to be considered a scoring threat on every down.

Here is what you cannot afford to do with the 49ers...

you cannot leave Kapernick unaccounted for

you cannot leave Vernon Davis unaccounted for

you cannot leave Anquan Boldin unaccounted for

you cannot leave Frank Gore unaccounted for

you cannot leave Mario Manningham unaccounted for

you cannot leave Lamichael James unaccounted for

you cannot leave Michael Crabtree unaccounted for

you cannot leave Kendall Hunter unaccounted for

All of these weapons are extremely capable weapons who could all easily draw double team efforts from opposing defenses.

If you can not fathom the nightmare scenarios that defenses are now taking anti depressants to cope with then you do not have football eyes.

You are not going to be able to double team what is basically a complete pro bowl offense

Sorry for the lengthy break down but honestly who can possibly have it better than the 49ers right now?

You do not have to be a magician or wizard to see what is being set in motion. We are about to witness an epic NFL Juggernaut...

The 49ers of old have been fully resurrected and beefed up to the point of hyper hunger for # 6 Lombardi....

Get your mother fucking popcorn ready!

Go 49ers!

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Add in the relative weakness of the remaining 49ers schedule.

this is where things start to go wrong.

it's risky to see the rest of the schedule as relatively weak. as noted, the panthers are on a tear. seattle already whipped the crap outta the niners, both offensively and defensively and they are up 2 games.

can't count the redskins out either. mike shanahan and all. the saints? in the that dome? not the big easy for the niners, very crafty coaches down there too. harbaugh crafty.

those are 4 massive games, not to mention the possibility for an upset in there from a team like the rams.

[Donny]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

seattle already whipped the crap outta the niners, both offensively and defensively and they are up 2 games

In week 2. The Niners are much stronger now. And Seattle is only up by one game, not two.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Donny

In week 2. The Niners are much stronger now. And Seattle is only up by one game, not two.

week 2 week schmoo, this is the nfl. home to multi-billion dollar business built to win at least their division. seattle is fundamentally built to beat the niners and that week 2 spanking showed that in spades.

i'm not sure who's standings you are going by, but the nfl thinks seattle is up 2 games, regardless of bye weeks, again this is the nfl, serious bidness!

NFC West Team
Seattle Seahawks 8 1
San Francisco 49ers 6 2


the niners have a lot of football left to play!

[dyna mo]

now here is something to srsly consider too- seattle's remaingin schedule

other than the niners, they play the saints, then it's nothign but rams and giants, etc.

so let's say, as with the niners losing their 3 most difficult games, seattle loses both their most difficult games, they still come out ahead of the niners in the division by 3 games.



so they really do need to do some nasty nfl shiz!!!!!!

[Donny]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

week 2 week schmoo, this is the nfl. home to multi-billion dollar business built to win at least their division. seattle is fundamentally built to beat the niners and that week 2 spanking showed that in spades.

i'm not sure who's standings you are going by, but the nfl thinks seattle is up 2 games, regardless of bye weeks, again this is the nfl, serious bidness!

NFC West Team
Seattle Seahawks 8 1
San Francisco 49ers 6 2


the niners have a lot of football left to play!

One loss separates them. They are one game apart. Seattle's bye is in week 12.

You can downplay what I said, but every analyst would say the same thing: good teams get stronger the further they get into the season. The Niners are much stronger now than they were in week 2. They'll win their division.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by Donny

One loss separates them. They are one game apart. Seattle's bye is in week 12.

You can downplay what I said, but every analyst would say the same thing: good teams get stronger the further they get into the season. The Niners are much stronger now than they were in week 2. They'll win their division.

Amen, ditto, Boom shock a Locka!

2 games lost one without Vernon Davis, and only 1 wide receiver threat that was doubled and tripled.

We still made adjustments and figured out ways to boost and increase offense without having our starting receivers.

Now the starting receivers are a couple weeks if not a couple days set to return to an already highly capable and respected offensive line, backs, tight ends, and receivers.

We are looking at a complete balanced run, pass, offense with many weapons to keep defenses guessing.

It is the assortment of weapons that makes us now a very very unique animal. If you watch the recent 49er interviews the players and coaches have an eeerie eeerie smile and glow to their responses when asked about the returning players.

It is because nobody is really talking about the nners right now, they are talking about carolina's hot streak,they are talking about miami, and redskins.

They are not talking much of the niners!

I prefer they do not talk about the niners because nobody knows niners like niners know niners football!

And before I forget the defense was playing with out 2-3 starters and they are all coming back in the next 1-2 games.

It really is a scary prospect and something that is worth mentioning and observing in the coming weeks.

Its a simple matter of you can not stop all of these weapons....the weapons are going to be coming from all directions.

The 49ers are still very bitter knowing they were robbed completely in new orleans from blown official calls.

I watched the whole super bowl and though my baltimore neighbors have not shut up about the super bowl yet, I still will never shut up about the refs stealing that game from the niners!

We know who the real champs are!

Go NIners

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Donny

One loss separates them. They are one game apart. Seattle's bye is in week 12.

You can downplay what I said, but every analyst would say the same thing: good teams get stronger the further they get into the season. The Niners are much stronger now than they were in week 2. They'll win their division.

you can misstate what i am stating all day it does not matter. using your (the analysts', which is what i've been saying) logic, seattle is even better now.

why you can't get that part? unless you are trying to argue that the niners got better but the seahawks did not. not sure who you thnk would buy that argument.

[Donny]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

you can misstate what i am stating all day it does not matter. using your (the analysts', which is what i've been saying) logic, seattle is even better now.

why you can't get that part? unless you are trying to argue that the niners got better but the seahawks did not. not sure who you thnk would buy that argument.

I'm making that exact argument. Have you seen the Seahawks the last two games? They're not playing very well. They've squeaked out wins, but barely. Meanwhile, the Niners are kicking butt.

[UniqueD]

my season in a nutshell

[georgeyw]

Ok so I didn't read a single post in this thread, however I read *NFL* and would like to nkow how *N* as in NATIONAL applied to WORLD SUPER BOWL..

If that could be explained to me at some point. I ahve six bridges and two icebergs for sale.

[dyna mo]

i've never heard of the world super bowl.

fill me in!

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Donny

I'm making that exact argument. Have you seen the Seahawks the last two games? They're not playing very well. They've squeaked out wins, but barely. Meanwhile, the Niners are kicking butt.

no, you're not. you are making that argument for the niners exclusively.

here. see?

Originally Posted by Donny

You can downplay what I said, but every analyst would say the same thing: good teams get stronger the further they get into the season. The Niners are much stronger now than they were in week 2. They'll win their division.

unless you're trying to tell me seattle is not a good team. if you think that you will be in for a surprise over the next 6 weeks.

of course i've watched seattle's last 2 games, do i sound like i'm talking out of my ass here? the last 2 games were tough, this is the nfl. again, my point- on any given sunday.

the other part of your argument that falls flat here is the niners still have to play those very 2 teams you just mentioned that played against seattle very well.

[CDSmith]

As a 30+ year niner fan I'm compelled to say that they are going to rain hell on their remaining unfortunate opponents. With all or nearly all of their marquee weapons back in the lineup they should be virtually unstoppable.

But that's assuming of course they play at up to or close to their level best, something that in past seasons they've struggled at times to do.

But the realist in me knows that those remaining teams are all pretty hungry as well, and any one of them can show up on game day and have the game of their lives and surprise everyone.

Must stay positive though. My team needs me. :D

Seattle has been surprisingly bad of late, merely eaking out their wins. Wins nonetheless, and certainly no reason to assume they will continue to play that way. Anyone who underestimates this team this year is simply foolish. They are dangerous.

Denver, same thing. Dangerous. Riding a very huge wave of winning. Not unstoppable but about as near to it as it gets.

Pats. Colts. Saints. Plenty of contenders this year.The question is who has the drive and the mettle to crush their way to the end? I feel more confident than ever that this is the year of the NINERS.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

As a 30+ year niner fan I'm compelled to say that they are going to rain hell on their remaining unfortunate opponents. With all or nearly all of their marquee weapons back in the lineup they should be virtually unstoppable.

But that's assuming of course they play at up to or close to their level best, something that in past seasons they've struggled at times to do.

But the realist in me knows that those remaining teams are all pretty hungry as well, and any one of them can show up on game day and have the game of their lives and surprise everyone.

Must stay positive though. My team needs me. :D

Seattle has been surprisingly bad of late, merely eaking out their wins. Wins nonetheless, and certainly no reason to assume they will continue to play that way. Anyone who underestimates this team this year is simply foolish. They are dangerous.

Denver, same thing. Dangerous. Riding a very huge wave of winning. Not unstoppable but about as near to it as it gets.

Pats. Colts. Saints. Plenty of contenders this year.The question is who has the drive and the mettle to crush their way to the end? I feel more confident than ever that this is the year of the NINERS.

i like you cd. i'd buy you a $15 beer at a niners game even.



also, the hardest part of the season is coming, as you know.

heck my old man used to not even tune into nfl until after thanksgiving, he said it was all needless up till then. he did have a point but he missed some fun nfl.

[SwirlsGirl]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

As a 30+ year niner fan I'm compelled to say that they are going to rain hell on their remaining unfortunate opponents. With all or nearly all of their marquee weapons back in the lineup they should be virtually unstoppable.

But that's assuming of course they play at up to or close to their level best, something that in past seasons they've struggled at times to do.

But the realist in me knows that those remaining teams are all pretty hungry as well, and any one of them can show up on game day and have the game of their lives and surprise everyone.

Must stay positive though. My team needs me. :D

Seattle has been surprisingly bad of late, merely eaking out their wins. Wins nonetheless, and certainly no reason to assume they will continue to play that way. Anyone who underestimates this team this year is simply foolish. They are dangerous.

Denver, same thing. Dangerous. Riding a very huge wave of winning. Not unstoppable but about as near to it as it gets.

Pats. Colts. Saints. Plenty of contenders this year.The question is who has the drive and the mettle to crush their way to the end? I feel more confident than ever that this is the year of the NINERS.

Yep I am feeling the same way as you , and although I may be a little disconnected from reality I still feel the 49ers were the rightful superbowl champs based on multiple blown referee calls but yes we are still bitter and will assuredly grab that elusive # 6 trophy because the weapons are indeed in place, and will only serve to strengthen and enhance the high caliber level of play being exhibited by the 49ers currently!

They will feed on one anothers play making abilities and will wreak utter havoc on opposing defenses.

Again we are talkin about a virtually unstoppable all pro caliber offense from the line men to the backs to the receivers.

I mean maybe many are sipping koolaid and just do not follow niner football but this assortment of offensive talent as well as defensive talent is going to be troublesome for the nfl.

No more talking about it, you will witness what we are saying in the coming days.

Sure here are a handful of good and hungry teams like seattle, colts,denver, saint's,chiefs....can't take nothing from any of them.

What I am saying is none of them have the overwhelming assortment of talent on both sides of the ball as the niners!

Tank Caradine and aldon smith back to the defense that is already playing impressively!

Don't even make mention of what explosiveness we are expecting from the offense. You can only double 1 or 2 players at the most....which means you are going to have seriopus serious serious mismatch issues with the rest of the team.

Ok go ahead double anquan boldin, and let manningham beat you down 1 seam, and vernon davis down the other...LOL

I mean okay go ahead and play soft try and play zone, and frank gore, kendall hunter, and colin kaepernick are going to run roughshod all over the place.

Go ahead double crab tree then you free up boldin, davis, or manningham....I mean we are talking some serious football whack a mole here.

Defense has been playing wihout a real constant sack threat without aldon smith, and tank caradine.

Defense will now have constant pass attack pressure with the return of eric right to corner back, the defense can play more agressive and it is a scary prospect.

You are about to witness a very skilled and experienced defesne work in compliment with a very skilled and dangerous offense and they are coming into full stride at the perfect time during the season!

Go 49ers!

2 days away from some freaky perverted plays being ran on fox nfl this sunday against the panthers!

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i like you cd. i'd buy you a $15 beer at a niners game even.



also, the hardest part of the season is coming, as you know.

heck my old man used to not even tune into nfl until after thanksgiving, he said it was all needless up till then. he did have a point but he missed some fun nfl.

Is that how much a beer costs at a game these days?

Absolutely this is the toughest part of the season. From week 10-on it's where the proverbial rubber meets the proverbial road. Literally. :D

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Is that how much a beer costs at a game these days?

Absolutely this is the toughest part of the season. From week 10-on it's where the proverbial rubber meets the proverbial road. Literally. :D

it's up there

[CDSmith]

Michael Crabtree: Going in Right Direction -- Michael Crabtree was all alone on the field at the start of Wednesday's 49ers practice. "I was the first person out there today, stretching for no reason," the fifth-year wideout said shortly after the two-hour workout. "I'm just excited to be back."

I'm looking forward to seeing him back in action.


Swirl -- You're not wrong, everything you've said is basically true. But I still underline one word of caution that there are a couple of teams that come close enough to having the Niners' firepower and balance that they are serious contenders as well. And serious threats.

Personally I would love to see SF absolutely crush every team they go up against all the way to the superbowl. And I mean CRUSH. Like the Patriots did about eight or ten years ago. To the point where people were crying that Brady & Co were "running up the score" on their poor poor loser teams. Yeah, that kind of crush is what the Niners need to be doling out on the league right now.

But in lieu of that I'll settle for them winning their 6th Superbowl. :D