Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi - GoFuckYourself.com

Mediamix · 02-09-2014, 05:46 AM

The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night?s Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of Boris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

?Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,? admits the lead investigator on the case. ?But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we?re ruling this an accidental death.
?It?s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.?

Despite the government?s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev?s room around 3 a.m. local time.

?There was a very loud noise last night,? Canadian bobsled member Guy Lafleur, who was staying two hotel rooms down. ?I called the front desk but the phone didn't work so I went to the room where the sound was coming from and saw three big men leave the room. Read more!

Feng-PD · 02-09-2014, 05:50 AM

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,”
“But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.”

Hahahaha thats epic right there! Only in Russia WTF!

Mediamix · 02-09-2014, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fengwu83

?Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,?
?But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we?re ruling this an accidental death.?

Hahahaha thats epic right there! Only in Russia WTF!

You know this shit can't be real, right?

CyberHustler · 02-09-2014, 05:59 AM

blackmonsters · 02-09-2014, 06:14 AM

Well sometimes employees have to held to standards ya know.

nexcom28 · 02-09-2014, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fengwu83

?Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,?
?But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we?re ruling this an accidental death.?

Hahahaha thats epic right there! Only in Russia WTF!

slapass · 02-09-2014, 06:24 AM

It is fake.

bloggerz · 02-09-2014, 06:25 AM

definitely fake

Arnox · 02-09-2014, 06:47 AM

Related Headline: Vladimir Putin Kills Grizzly Bear With Bare Hands

Seems legit.

seeandsee · 02-09-2014, 09:29 AM

Fake news sites, jesus

anexsia · 02-09-2014, 10:35 AM

Why do so many users on this forum fall for fake news stories?

Ferus · 02-09-2014, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Why do so many users on this forum fall for fake news stories?

#1 people want to believe
#2 most people here have an below average IQ

DBS.US · 02-09-2014, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Why do so many users on this forum fall for fake news stories?

Like when the did the one about man walking on the moon

Nicky · 02-09-2014, 11:22 AM

bronco67 · 02-09-2014, 11:31 AM

I think some of you need to exercise your satire muscles.

Mutt · 02-09-2014, 03:31 PM

The Onion they're not. Not funny.

directfiesta · 02-09-2014, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

Why do so many users on this forum fall for fake news stories?

fits their agenda

Paul&John · 02-09-2014, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox

Related Headline: Vladimir Putin Kills Grizzly Bear With Bare Hands

Seems legit.

Vladimir Putin Dedicates Sochi Winter Olympics to Stalin

:D

Bourke · 02-09-2014, 04:20 PM

so many people thinking the Daily Currant is an actual new site. If you can't recognise bullshit when you see it, you're gonna struggle in life...

izombie · 02-10-2014, 01:00 AM

I love sharing these stories on Facebook someone always falls for it.

NEW XTC · 02-10-2014, 01:21 AM

?If he feels the Ceremony reflects him, who knows what he?ll do to seek justice,? said Zhukov before part of a hotel ceiling crashed to the floor beside him. ?All I know is Borris Avdeyev failed Russia and got what he deserved.? More of the hotel began to crumble and the interview had to be cut short.

NEW XTC · 02-10-2014, 01:25 AM

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/01/20/o...ers-execution/

John-ACWM · 02-10-2014, 01:57 AM

That was pretty funny!

Pornhub · 02-11-2014, 08:39 AM

For some odd reason, this "humor" article has a huge religion debate in the comments... crazy!

Sounds weird but read it you'll see what I mean.

DamianJ · 02-11-2014, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz

definitely fake

yeah, the clue it is on a SATIRICAL SITE.

JFK · 02-11-2014, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix

You know this shit can't be real, right?

my thoughts as well, reaks of onion

j3rkules · 02-11-2014, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by izombie

I love sharing these stories on Facebook someone always falls for it.

I am so happy to not have account in this shitty website

Rochard · 02-11-2014, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix

?Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,? admits the lead investigator on the case. ?But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we?re ruling this an accidental death.
?It?s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.?

That's stunning.

Feng-PD · 02-11-2014, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus

#1 people want to believe
#2 most people here have an below average IQ

Any other country would have set off alarm bells... but this is RUSSIA we are talking about... everything can happen here

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