Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women - GoFuckYourself.com

2MuchMark · 02-12-2014, 06:38 PM

And here we go

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have
another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so,
he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you
keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you
even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a
lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every
day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these
new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Men Prefer Guns over Women

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Har.....

lagcam · 02-12-2014, 06:42 PM

Never even considered owning a gun before but whoever came up with that list makes some good points......

SilentKnight · 02-12-2014, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

JockoHomo · 02-12-2014, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

And here we go

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have
another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so,
he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you
keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you
even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a
lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every
day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these
new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Men Prefer Guns over Women

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Har.....

Rochard · 02-12-2014, 07:14 PM

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun".

ColBigBalls · 02-12-2014, 07:14 PM

If a gun goes off in your face your not around to have to clean it up?

L-Pink · 02-12-2014, 07:20 PM

11) A gun doesn't mind traveling locked in the trunk.

dyna mo · 02-12-2014, 07:45 PM

L-Pink comes up with another gem on the fly!

I aspire.

sandman! · 02-12-2014, 07:48 PM

i think this list is like 10 years old

lol

EddyTheDog · 02-12-2014, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

11) A gun doesn't mind traveling locked in the trunk.

Fuck you, I was trying to think of a good number 11

...

Edit: All I could think of were the gay versions - Things like 'If a guy cums in your mouth....'.....

mineistaken · 02-12-2014, 07:51 PM

I still prefer women.

bronco67 · 02-12-2014, 08:37 PM

A gun won't laugh at his little dick.

EddyTheDog · 02-12-2014, 08:48 PM

I got one...

12. If you get attacked by a bear, pointing your girlfriend at it wont scare it away.....

EddyTheDog · 02-12-2014, 09:02 PM

14. It's easier to hunt for beaver with a gun than it is with your girlfriend...

kane · 02-12-2014, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

11) A gun doesn't mind traveling locked in the trunk.

This reminds me of something someone said to me recently.

"If you really want to see if your dog or your wife loves you more, lock them both in the trunk of your car overnight and then see which is happy to see you in the morning."

L-Pink · 02-12-2014, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

This reminds me of something someone said to me recently.

"If you really want to see if your dog or your wife loves you more, lock them both in the trunk of your car overnight and then see which is happy to see you in the morning."

Unlike a wife, "The longer you stay out at night the happier your dog is to see you"

Rochard · 02-12-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

14. It's easier to hunt for beaver with a gun than it is with your girlfriend...

That's not true at all...

EddyTheDog · 02-12-2014, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

That's not true at all...

Not really my area of expertise - It sounded right...

John-ACWM · 02-13-2014, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Colmike9 · 02-13-2014, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I got one...

12. If you get attacked by a bear, pointing your girlfriend at it wont scare it away.....

Bears don't know what guns are..
(Unless you're talking about a different kind of bear...

)

Lykos · 02-13-2014, 06:34 AM

Guns are guns !

mikesbestx · 02-13-2014, 07:01 AM

Agree

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	I still prefer women.

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02-13-2014, 07:01 AM	#22
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