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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Will you go out with a bang ???
"Heavens Above Fireworks" is a company that turns your ashes into a firework after you die, so you can literally go out with a bang!
http://www.heavensabovefireworks.com/ Fuck it why not! ![]() |
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We believe it is important to try and create an event or party which is exactly what the person would have enjoyed themselves. A fitting and happier way to say goodbye.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I like that idea - I also like the idea of being turned into a diamond - If I put on any more weight I can probably do both...
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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"Buy the ticket, take the ride...":
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Apocalypse
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There is also this:
http://www.celestis.com/ Quote:
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For many of their future clients, their funerals will be more exciting than their lives I suspect.
Not a bad idea for a business. Me, I plan and hope to leave this world with some dignity. No bang, no whimper... but if I can find a way to work some humor in there I'll definitely be up for that. Maybe I'll do a little standup routine in my 'death video'. Nothing better than laughter at a funeral.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I'll probably go out with a big wet fart...
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I wonder if anyone has ever died from farting...
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Work Work Work
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I want to be cremated and my ashes added to the batter mix at The International House Of Pancakes.
That way a lot of people can take some of me home. ![]() |
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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You're more likely to die from not farting and damaging your insides with a stuck build up of gas.
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Thing is, I dunno HST wouldn't have been thrilled with what a hackneyed A-List event that funeral wound up being.
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My Grandad died on bonfire night 4 years ago. We still have his ashes somewhere. Somehow I think this would be appropriate.
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i wish i could go out with a bang.
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I need a beer
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In a blaze of glory
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