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Chupacabra Found in Texas (Allegedly)
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/03/el-chupacabra-video/
Leave it to Texas … a family claims they have captured a Chupacabra in their own backyard … forgetting momentarily the creature DOES NOT EXIST. According to legend, a Chupacabra eats livestock and is known to drink their blood. Local news interviewed the family at their home in a small town in South Texas, and the husband told KABC, "I hunted coons for 20 years with dogs and I ain't never seen nothing looks like that right there." A wildlife expert guessed the creature was probably some kind of canine suffering from mange, though the creature in the video can be seen eating with its hands ... leading a lot of people to think it's some kind of raccoon. |
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Looks like a raccoon without hair to me. Might have some strange disease that makes it's hair fallout.
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I got two chupacabras, some cinnamon twists and medium diet Pepsi for 3.99 at Taco Bell last night.
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Looks like a hairless raccoon to me, and yes... they DO growl like that when they are scared. Damned guy prolly hasn't even been 20ft near an actual LIVE raccoon haha.
http://archive.wzzm13.com/news/artic...irless-raccoon |
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hairless raccoon, dogs dont use their hands like that...
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They have a photo so it must exist.
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There's someone who knows what this creature is, but these shitkickers will think its the Chupacabra. Can we just carpet bomb Texas and be done with that place?
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They left the door open
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killed one last year
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Them muh fuckas find some wild diseased shit in texas like every year and always label it chupacabra
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Ohhhh nooooooooo!!
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I just watched the video, and god damn texas... wtf is wrong with that place? All you gotta do is google "hairless raccoon" to see the same fuckin thing that's in that cage.
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Here is one, captured by me
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looks like a ring tail cat. caught one as a teen bald it would be that
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Probably their inbred kid that they forgot about
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I'm not saying there's a chupacabra or that this is it, but undocumented is not the same thing as non existent. New species are discovered regularly, not usually in Texas though and not usually high profile mythical ones.
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