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Scott McD · 05-08-2014, 08:25 AM

I think they call that a "Direct hit".

Ramirez · 05-08-2014, 08:26 AM

i just loled. hilarious.

Scott McD · 05-08-2014, 08:32 AM

..........

wehateporn · 05-08-2014, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I think they call that a "Direct hit".

It's going to hurt in the morning

wehateporn · 05-08-2014, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

..........

I did have to quickly Google after you wrote that to make sure I wasn't about to get banned

VikingMan · 05-08-2014, 08:39 AM

Shovel girl: "stop hitting my face"

Victim: "That's the point, it's a fight"

wehateporn · 05-08-2014, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Shovel girl: "stop hitting my face"

Victim: "That's the point, it's a fight"

L-Pink · 05-08-2014, 08:44 AM

Going to be hard to beat the assault charge …..

Scott McD · 05-08-2014, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I did have to quickly Google after you wrote that to make sure I wasn't about to get banned

Yes. I fell for a hoax. My bad...

wehateporn · 05-08-2014, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Going to be hard to beat the assault charge ?..

In the US is this OK as long as it's on your own property?

L-Pink · 05-08-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

In the US is this OK as long as it's on your own property?

I don't know, I was basically commenting because now everything you do is video taped.

Rochard · 05-08-2014, 08:54 AM

This is the real white trash...

TurboAngel · 05-08-2014, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

In the US is this OK as long as it's on your own property?

No unfortunately not she can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Back in the 90's there was a girl in my house that I was having probs with. (Why my ex had her in the hose is beond me) I was washing a pot as she walked by had shook the pot like boy I would love to hit you and the next thing I knew the pot went flying and boom hit her in the head.

A week later I was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

yuu.design · 05-08-2014, 08:59 AM

hohoho, what a bitch :P

michael.kickass · 05-08-2014, 09:03 AM

Crazy bitches.

MichaelP · 05-08-2014, 09:07 AM

Dunno how this started but interesting fact, she tried to end the fight and was saying 'GO', the other one wanted to continue... She got what she deserved I guess...

John-ACWM · 05-08-2014, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Shovel girl: "stop hitting my face"

Victim: "That's the point, it's a fight"

yet, stupid girls.

dyna mo · 05-08-2014, 09:28 AM

i watched it 2x for more lolz!

L-Pink · 05-08-2014, 10:07 AM

Hell of a sound when the shovel connects.

dyna mo · 05-08-2014, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Hell of a sound when the shovel connects.

i loved it, it's like it was dubbed in it's so good.

SomeCreep · 05-08-2014, 10:12 AM

That girl who attacked with the shovel could get serious time for that shit being that everything was captured on film. I wonder what happened after?

PornHustler · 05-08-2014, 10:18 AM

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel...minal-charges/

iwantchixx · 05-08-2014, 10:31 AM

she could fight any charge if she had a good lawyer.. she told the girl to leave the property and the girl came after her.

iwantchixx · 05-08-2014, 10:33 AM

Love how the bitch was acting all tough and stufff.. until she had her head handed to her via shovel, the wailing and crying like a toddler ensued.. not so tough now haha. Maybe she'll pick on someone her own size next time.

Jman · 05-08-2014, 10:34 AM

Our teenage fights with other groups where way harder than that. Thank god no camera phones back then ;)

Hell I remember getting hit with a heavy duty street broom that left few stitches.

fpcgary · 05-08-2014, 11:05 AM

That was so funny, but only because she was telling girl to leave, tough bitch wouldnt and then one little shovel to the head and she's crying for mommy. LOL great stuff.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-08-2014, 11:07 AM

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Girl hit with shovel death hoax: Miranda Fugate actually alive and well

A fictitious article claiming that a US teen died after being hit on the head with a shovel has been revealed as a hoax after the girl in question tweeted ?I'm not dead.. Idk why there's rumors [sic] saying I am.?

The full story is even dumber than the Vine video implies. In an eight-minute video -- which was taken down from YouTube but is still available above -- the pair agrees to fight. They bring some friends along as they trudge through the woods, headed for a front yard that they eventually spar in.

They trade punches, slaps, kicks and insults before taking a break to chat, then start the process over again several times. Neither of them back down, that is, until the shovel comes out.

Nobody was ever charged with a crime, but we can't imagine either of these girls walked away without a few lumps on their heads.

ADG

baddog · 05-08-2014, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

No unfortunately not she can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Back in the 90's there was a girl in my house that I was having probs with. (Why my ex had her in the hose is beond me) I was washing a pot as she walked by had shook the pot like boy I would love to hit you and the next thing I knew the pot went flying and boom hit her in the head.

A week later I was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Self-defense for the hoax girl; different story in your case. You were being negligent.

VSKevin · 05-08-2014, 11:39 AM

Oh shit I thought the girl in pink was wearing a California Republic shirt at first. I had to browse through the TMZ vids to confirm that it didn't. It says "Call You Maybe".

Phew... We're slightly less worse (the language there seems weird).

Bitches....

Best-In-BC · 05-08-2014, 11:50 AM

I hope those two dont breed!

blackmonsters · 05-08-2014, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

That girl who attacked with the shovel could get serious time for that shit being that everything was captured on film. I wonder what happened after?

I'm not convicting her of shit.

If Zimbo can shoot a teen he's fighting in someone ELSE's yard then she can hit that bitch in the head with a shovel in her yard.

That bitch ain't dead, she just got bopped real good.
All she needs is a bit of Neosporin on her head to be fine.

When somebody says "get out of my yard" then get the fuck out of their yard.

Tom_PM · 05-08-2014, 12:15 PM

Threatening to press trespassing charges is one thing, but a shovel to the head will get some attention.

dyna mo · 05-08-2014, 12:41 PM

later that day

TurboAngel · 05-08-2014, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Self-defense for the hoax girl; different story in your case. You were being negligent.

I was found not guilty. She shouldn't have been in MY hose.

blackmonsters · 05-08-2014, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I was found not guilty. She shouldn't have been in MY hose.

I don't like anyone fucking with my hose either.

JustDaveXxx · 05-08-2014, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

I hope those two dont breed!

Shit! they will both be shooting porn in 6 years. lol

Just Dave

TurboAngel · 05-08-2014, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't like anyone fucking with my hose either.

Oh my LMFAO! Got me.

Lykos · 05-08-2014, 01:54 PM

Ouch, that hurt

SekobA · 05-08-2014, 02:24 PM

she asked that.it ended very soon it TKO

1215 · 05-08-2014, 02:35 PM

shoulda got her again, that's what a fight is!

Seth Manson · 05-08-2014, 02:50 PM

Small girl didnt want to fight, told the big girl to leave. Big girl didnt leave.
Small girl said she was going to call the police, big girl didnt leave.
Small girl attempted to withdraw from the confrontation and go in her house, big girl pursued her.

Small girl gave her three chances before defending herself. Would be interesting if this falls under Florida's 'stand your ground' rules. I dont think the small girl is deserving of any charges, she tried to walk away and the big girl pursued her.

SpicyM · 05-08-2014, 04:09 PM

Stupid.

American Psycho · 05-08-2014, 04:39 PM

shovel street party!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spunky · 05-08-2014, 04:39 PM

It's not a cat fight until somebodies hair gets pulled

RyuLion · 05-08-2014, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

I hope those two dont breed!

armysmoke · 05-08-2014, 06:27 PM

Dumb bitch should have left when she was told to leave.

oppoten · 05-08-2014, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

It's not a cat fight until somebodies hair gets pulled

Exactly what I was thinking.

And she got lucky with that shovel throw...

cosis · 05-08-2014, 08:25 PM

that was good

LAJ · 05-08-2014, 09:03 PM

She demonstrated really excellent form with how she flung the shovel. Slo mo captures it really well.

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