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06-13-2014, 09:17 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Ever take a piss while on hold?.....and just as your..
pissing the fucker comes on the line?
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06-13-2014, 09:38 AM
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Likes Pie
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No that has never happened LOL but thanks for sharing
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06-13-2014, 09:41 AM
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the key is to turn on mute whenever you're on hold
 then you are free to curse at annoying elevator music all you want
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06-13-2014, 09:42 AM
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Let's do some business!
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06-13-2014, 01:59 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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No. I am a grown up.
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06-13-2014, 10:27 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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06-13-2014, 10:46 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Only gay people do this
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06-14-2014, 02:25 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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 I've done that a few times myself. They come back or pick up after 20 minute wait and the logs are beginning to roll. |
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06-14-2014, 03:56 AM
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If i'm on hold and have to piss, i just piss sitting down... that way it's not really a problem. I also like to piss sitting down the first piss of the day right when I wake up because I can't be fucked to aim. Other then that I piss standing up - I'm all man! I swear!
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06-14-2014, 12:46 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Cordless phone + sitting down = never having to say you're sorry
(for making someone wait while you piss) Hell, I'm pissing right now and you didn't even know it. This message uploaded from CDSmith's mobile device Saturday June 14, 2014 @ 2:54pm
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06-14-2014, 06:09 PM
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Confirmed User
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i love to flush while im on the phone with customer service!
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06-14-2014, 06:36 PM
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The funny thing is that many companies also record you while you are on hold.
Did you ever wonder what the bank would hear if they played back all your being on-hold recordings?
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06-14-2014, 06:36 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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    And if you piss me off, urine trouble...    ADG |
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