Solar Panels Drain the Sun?s Energy, Experts Say

[2MuchMark]

omg...

http://nationalreport.net/solar-pane...y-experts-say/

<National Report>This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence that solar panels not only convert the sun?s energy into usable energy, but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming.

Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, a privately-owned think tank located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, discovered that energy radiated from the sun isn?t merely captured in solar panels, but that energy is directly physically drawn from the sun by those panels, in a process they refer to as ?forced photovoltaic drainage.?

?Put into laymen?s terms, the solar panels capture the sun?s energy, but pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the sun is actually producing,? WIT claims in a scientific white paper published on Wednesday. ?Imagine a waterfall, dumping water. But you aren?t catching the water in buckets, but rather sucking it in with a vacuum cleaner. Eventually, you?re going to suck in so much water that you drain the river above that waterfall completely.?

WIT is adamant that there?s no immediate danger, however. ?Currently, solar panels are an energy niche, and do not pose a serious risk to the sun. But if we converted our grids to solar energy in a big way, with panels on domestic homes and commercial businesses, and paving our parking lots with panels, we?d start seeing very serious problems over time. If every home in the world had solar panels on their roofs, global temperatures would drop by as much as thirty degrees over twenty years, and the sun could die out within three hundred to four hundred years.?

The study was commissioned in August 2011 by the Halliburton corporation, who wanted to learn if the energy giant should start manufacturing and selling solar panels domestically and internationally. Halliburton?s executives wanted to know more about the sustainability of solar energy and how photovoltaic technology might evolve over the next ten years. But based on the findings of WIT?s research in the field, Halliburton revealed on Friday that they will not be entering the solar energy market.

?Solar panels destroying the sun could potentially be the worst man-made climate disaster in the history of the world, and Halliburton will not be taking part in that,? the company stated in a press release issued Friday morning. ?It?s obvious, based on the findings of this neutral scientific research group, that humans needs to become more dependent on fossil fuels like oil and coal, not less. Because these so-called `green technologies? are far more dangerous to the Earth than any hydrofracking operation or deep-water drilling station. What good is clean air when our very sun is no longer functional??

[BFT3K]

Also, the earth is only 6000 years old.

and this...

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/201...tax-extenders/

The GOP is truly the party of total fucking morons.

[nico-t]

yea sure really expected to be an onion news item

[MaDalton]

in case you hear a loud knocking - it's my head on my desk..

(ok, it's a satire - but it sounds like it could be real - which is already sad enough)

[Markul]

yea guess who paid for that research lol

[Dmcontent]

you don't say, Really!!

[slapass]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

in case you hear a loud knocking - it's my head on my desk..

(ok, it's a satire - but it sounds like it could be real - which is already sad enough)

I don't think it is satire. It is a "news" site for the far right.

[MrBottomTooth]

Originally Posted by slapass

I don't think it is satire. It is a "news" site for the far right.

It is satire. Read some of the other articles.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by slapass

I don't think it is satire. It is a "news" site for the far right.

I almost thought so too - until i saw this

http://nationalreport.net/keep-pets-...size-new-drug/

[Dmcontent]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

in case you hear a loud knocking - it's my head on my desk..

(ok, it's a satire - but it sounds like it could be real - which is already sad enough)

So the loud knocking i heard yesterday after Germany - Portugal was your head?

Congrats MaDalton: Germany outplay, outscore, outnumber Portugal

[slapass]

Satire implies humor right? This is just misinformation to the extreme. REad the doping article. It is just made up news with no attempt to be funny.

[BFT3K]

Meanwhile, in Australia...

http://sciencealert.com.au/news/20140506-25618.html

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Meanwhile, in Australia...

http://sciencealert.com.au/news/20140506-25618.html

yeah - and then decided to cut the budget for further research so they can burn more coal...

[seeandsee]

so earth will become sun if we start using even more solar panels lol

[Markul]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Meanwhile, in Australia...

http://sciencealert.com.au/news/20140506-25618.html

Nice!!!

[Sid70]

I'm building my house to fight the fucking electricity bills like this:

[_Richard_]

[TheSquealer]

Nice to see some of the dumbest people online busying themselves by solving the worlds problems by breaking into discussion groups over fake articles on satirical/fake news sites. At least you guys aren't out hurting anyone with your stupidity (yet).

[SMediaHub]

good for a laugh I guess

[bxy]

The Onion is fake and boldly says so, I think these guys believe what they are shoveling. But as noted, the sponsor of the research, the one who is paying these scientists to find this far fetched crap is Halliburton corporation, an Oil Co.

Off the grid for three years now, n loving it!

[Mutt]

Our History

Originally known as the Wyoming Institute of Education and Nuclear Energy Research, WIT was founded in 1943 by Dr. Matt Stone Sr. and Dr. Montgomery ?Monty? Allen III, who were commissioned by the US Government to study molecular damage from long-term radiation exposure as a part of the Manhattan Project.

From August of 1949 through December 1951, WIT researchers made a number of key discoveries that would eventually lead to the invention of color television sets.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

It is satire. Read some of the other articles.

Bingo. The whole thing is a satire site.

Those "satire new sites" are starting to get annoying. lol

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Bingo. The whole thing is a satire site.

Those "satire new sites" are starting to get annoying. lol

yep. one i fell for was a mass die off of birds.. in the same area as a few years ago

less satire, more clickbait i think

[Klen]

Well they doing good job even as satire,as such scenario is realistic

[Scott McD]

[EonBlue]

Originally Posted by bxy

The Onion is fake and boldly says so, I think these guys believe what they are shoveling. But as noted, the sponsor of the research, the one who is paying these scientists to find this far fetched crap is Halliburton corporation, an Oil Co.

Ya, this really sounds like a serious site where they believe what they are shoveling - one of their staff bios:

Mammy Tornado, Advice Columnist

Mammy Tornado was born and raised in Chelmsford, Massachusetts. Upon graduating, she immediately married her high school sweetheart and started a family. Six years later, her husband left for work one day and never came back. Mammy stayed strong and refused to fall into a deep depression. After all, she was not alone. As a single mother she struggled to raise four children on her own. Throughout the 80?s, she supported her family by providing quality voice overs for adult films. While using food as a prop to provide quality sucking and slurping sounds for her work, she really began to pack on the pounds. Unbeknownst to her, she had turned to food for comfort. With nearly a decade of hard work in the voice over business, she lost her job after swallowing a chicken bone that damaged her vocal chords. As the paychecks disappeared and her children grew older and began to leave the nest, she turned to an old friend to fill the void in her life? Sex. Her appetite for sex and food go hand in hand. In her own words, Mammy explains ?Food makes me horny and sex makes me hungry, it?s a vicious cycle!? Although she is couch bound, Mammy has made it a lifelong mission to spread her girth across the earth. By scouring the internet she is able to continue her search for a hot meal ?and even hotter sex. Please visit Mammy?s website at Tornado Family Values, and LIKE her on Facebook here.

Anybody who thinks National Report is anything other than a satire site needs to have their head examined.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Report

National Report (nationalreport.net) is a satirical website.

[iwantchixx]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

in case you hear a loud knocking - it's my head on my desk..

(ok, it's a satire - but it sounds like it could be real - which is already sad enough)

What's really worrying is how many conspiracy nuts are going to take this as truth and inundate youtube and social media with all the bullshit, effectively changing public opinion..

[baddog]

*DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by writers on this site are theirs alone and are not reflective of the fine journalistic and editorial integrity of National Report. Advice given is NOT to be construed as professional. If you are in need of professional help, please consult a professional. National Report is not intended for children under the age of 18.

[BFT3K]

There is no such thing as reality. There is no such thing as "truth"...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5499404.html

[Brother Bilo]

Must have been a study sponsored by Haliburton

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Wyoming Institute of Technology = WIT (get it, wit)

The President is Matt Stone (South Park).

See where this is going?



From About WIT:

After having been commissioned in 1986 by the Reagan Administration to study how the government might infiltrate computers and disable them remotely, WIT researchers developed what some say is the world?s first computer virus in 1987. This ?bug? was so effective that it completely shut down all of North America?s internet service on June 18th, 1987.

In 1989, Monsanto and DuPont commissioned WIT to study agricultural genetics, leading to our invention of the first genetically-modified crops in 1992. Our research was noted as fundamental in the cloning of Dolly the Sheep in 1997, as well as the creation of the world?s first 100% organic artificial nose, which was created for pop-star Michael Jackson in 1999.

In December of 1999, WIT literally saved the world, after our computer science researchers managed to stop the Y2K virus from spreading globally. The Y2K virus would have caused airplanes to fall from the sky, the stock market to crash, cars to stop functioning, cell phones to randomly dial strangers, and more. WIT?s tireless work led to several WIT researchers being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize in 2000, and Presidential Medals of Freedom in both 2000 and 2001.

In 2006, co-founder Matt Stone Sr. passed away, leaving his son, Dr. Matt Stone Jr., to take WIT into the future. Since then, the company has been more profitable than it ever has, while advancing science in more fields, and in more ways, than any other privately-owned think thank in North America.

Funny shit!



ADG

[bronco67]

This "scientific" research facility in Wyoming...do they also believe in climate change? This sounds like a pile of bullshit.

oh, haha they got me.

I love this one.
http://nationalreport.net/keep-pets-...size-new-drug/

[crockett]

The party of dumb just keeps out doing it's self.

[wehateporn]

They are desperate to find any reason possible to stop solar power from taking over, but they're really going to need to think of some better lies

[PornDiscounts-V]

Can't post now. Black helicopter outside my house. Maybe later. Maybe not.

[wehateporn]

Originally Posted by vvvvv

Can't post now. Black helicopter outside my house. Maybe later. Maybe not.

Sorry about that, it was actually part of a porn shoot

[CaptainHowdy]

...

[georgeyw]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah - and then decided to cut the budget for further research so they can burn more coal...

We are getting rid of our stupid carbon tax too.

They should have just called it another consumer tax.

[Casino Cash Ginny]

and y2k was susposed to end the world as we know it

[Professor Axiom]

Wyoming Think Tank = Oxymoron

[John-ACWM]

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

What's really worrying is how many conspiracy nuts are going to take this as truth and inundate youtube and social media with all the bullshit, effectively changing public opinion..

Good/sad observation

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

What's really worrying is how many conspiracy nuts are going to take this as truth and inundate youtube and social media with all the bullshit, effectively changing public opinion..

do you think it would be that easy?