Titan Zeus 370-Inch 4K TV $1.7 million - GoFuckYourself.com

eipstudios · 06-17-2014, 09:05 AM

There are lots of things about the Titan Zeus 370-Inch 4K TV that are just a little bit insane. For starters, there's the size: this behemoth measures in at 370 inches corner to corner, meaning that you're going to need an awfully big room ? or outdoor space ? to enjoy it. It also weighs nearly a ton, so you're going to want to make sure you've got plenty of support underneath it. It's 4K resolution, so you're going to have to put in some work to find stuff to show on it, and only four are being made, so you'd best hurry. But if you've got the $1.7 million to pay for it, odds are you can get the rest of that sorted out.

seeandsee · 06-17-2014, 09:15 AM

why would anyone want to pay 1.7mil for this?!?

djroof · 06-17-2014, 02:01 PM

Wtf??????????????

Rochard · 06-17-2014, 02:02 PM

That's called over kill.

milambur · 06-17-2014, 02:24 PM

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brassmonkey · 06-17-2014, 02:27 PM

real retard

American Psycho · 06-17-2014, 02:33 PM

My cock would look soooo huge on that thing.omfg sweeet

CurrentlySober · 06-17-2014, 02:36 PM

I CAN a4d a Titan Zeus 370-Inch 4K TV $1.7 million...

milambur · 06-17-2014, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

My cock would look soooo huge on that thing.omfg sweeet

With a screen 8x5m, any cock would look huge...

H-Tom · 06-17-2014, 04:45 PM

Lol 4K is so 2013, Sharp and Samsung already have an 8K TV's.

eipstudios · 06-17-2014, 05:11 PM

LG 100-Inch Laser TV: Because Everything Is Better With Lasers

Anything made with lasers is automatically on our want-list. And when it's something as good as the 100-inch LG Laser TV, you can bet a large portion of the superhero headquarters fund is automatically devoted to its acquisition.

Granted, you don't exactly get a light show of lasers beaming into a flat panel, so it's nowhere near as campy as I've always wanted the sci-fi living room in my head to look like. Regardless, it's lasers. On your TV. And that's all we ever really wanted.

Because of the laser diode light source, the LG 100-Inch Laser TV delivers more displayable colors with richer saturation, with the high-speed lasers practically obliterating any hint of motion blur. Setup consists of a tabletop DLP projector (manual focus) designed to sit under the gargantuan screen, beaming pictures up the wall-mounted viewing panel. Details include 1920 x 1080 pixels of native resolution, 150 nits of brightness, a 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio, and a 178 degree viewing angle, making for a seriously badass presence front and center in your entertainment center. And just in case you're wondering how big a 100-inch TV is, LG says this covers around the same screen area as four 50-inch TVs, so it, essentially, turns your living room into a legit mini-theater.

It comes with all the AV inputs and outputs you'd expect from a modern TV, along with extras, like a USB slot (for inserting media like DivX movies), DTV tuner, wireless DLNA, and wireless mirroring, among others. LG's Smart TV software is also onboard, along with an included Magic Remote.

The LG 100-Inch Laser TV is available now, priced at $8,999.99.

eipstudios · 06-17-2014, 06:42 PM

Laser TV

eipstudios · 06-17-2014, 07:22 PM

InfoGuy · 06-18-2014, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

why would anyone want to pay 1.7mil for this?!?

bragging rights

cam_girls · 06-18-2014, 01:16 AM

Epic! I knew I should have gone for the high ceilings!

Nicky · 06-18-2014, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

why would anyone want to pay 1.7mil for this?!?

To some people 1,7mil is like you or me buying a cheap ass 32" TV

John-ACWM · 06-18-2014, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

To some people 1,7mil is like you or me buying a cheap ass 32" TV

that's the reason.

freecartoonporn · 06-18-2014, 09:14 AM

i would rather buy imaxprivatetheatre

BigBossBrother · 06-19-2014, 10:45 AM

Do you need your own small power plant for this?

idolbucks · 06-20-2014, 07:25 AM

Seems like a great idea to buy this for 2 mil when in 5 years it will be $1200 at Walmart

06-17-2014, 09:05 AM	#1
eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	Titan Zeus 370-Inch 4K TV $1.7 million There are lots of things about the Titan Zeus 370-Inch 4K TV that are just a little bit insane. For starters, there's the size: this behemoth measures in at 370 inches corner to corner, meaning that you're going to need an awfully big room ? or outdoor space ? to enjoy it. It also weighs nearly a ton, so you're going to want to make sure you've got plenty of support underneath it. It's 4K resolution, so you're going to have to put in some work to find stuff to show on it, and only four are being made, so you'd best hurry. But if you've got the $1.7 million to pay for it, odds are you can get the rest of that sorted out.

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eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	LG 100-Inch Laser TV: Because Everything Is Better With Lasers Anything made with lasers is automatically on our want-list. And when it's something as good as the 100-inch LG Laser TV, you can bet a large portion of the superhero headquarters fund is automatically devoted to its acquisition. Granted, you don't exactly get a light show of lasers beaming into a flat panel, so it's nowhere near as campy as I've always wanted the sci-fi living room in my head to look like. Regardless, it's lasers. On your TV. And that's all we ever really wanted. Because of the laser diode light source, the LG 100-Inch Laser TV delivers more displayable colors with richer saturation, with the high-speed lasers practically obliterating any hint of motion blur. Setup consists of a tabletop DLP projector (manual focus) designed to sit under the gargantuan screen, beaming pictures up the wall-mounted viewing panel. Details include 1920 x 1080 pixels of native resolution, 150 nits of brightness, a 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio, and a 178 degree viewing angle, making for a seriously badass presence front and center in your entertainment center. And just in case you're wondering how big a 100-inch TV is, LG says this covers around the same screen area as four 50-inch TVs, so it, essentially, turns your living room into a legit mini-theater. It comes with all the AV inputs and outputs you'd expect from a modern TV, along with extras, like a USB slot (for inserting media like DivX movies), DTV tuner, wireless DLNA, and wireless mirroring, among others. LG's Smart TV software is also onboard, along with an included Magic Remote. The LG 100-Inch Laser TV is available now, priced at $8,999.99.

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