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Old 06-30-2014, 09:33 AM   #1
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DIY Dentistry in the UK (+The Police) =....

3 Hours in a police cell !!!

Being UK born 'n' Bred, its naturaul for us to not take care of our teeth... Thats a given...

I've lost all teeth on the left of my 2 front bottom ones.... But the last is / was still in there... Yet its been causing me pain.

So, I get a pair of long nose pliers from the tool bag, get a good grip, and 'wiggle'... The entire tooth, (Root n all) pops out, and its 'job done'...

However, I'm bleeding like a stuck pig, so rather than spoil the carpets etc, I wander around OUTSIDE my house, on my OWN PROPERTY instead...

Sure... I spit some blood in the fishpond.. Sure, I spit some blood on MY OWN FUCKING CAR!... Sure I spit some blood on MY OWN FUCKING patio etc etc...

But the point is that I got arrested by the police, for spitting blood on my OWN FUCKING LAND.... and have just spent 3+ Hours in a fucking police cell!

UTTER CUNTS !

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Old 06-30-2014, 09:43 AM   #2
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:51 AM   #3
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Your shtick keeps me guessing. Can't tell if real or not.
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Old 06-30-2014, 11:06 AM   #4
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Go fuck yourself San Diego....
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Old 07-01-2014, 01:19 AM   #5
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At least its stopped bleeding now... TBH, I was depressed to find that it had 'kinda stopped bleeding' at the police station, cause I would have enjoyed spitting it all over the place....
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Old 07-01-2014, 02:40 AM   #6
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Why didnt you rub some shit on it and stop the bleeding?
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Old 07-01-2014, 02:51 AM   #7
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Why didnt you rub some shit on it and stop the bleeding?
Please wait about 24hrs, to enjoy a very similar follow up post, virtually word for word along the same lines...
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