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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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DIY Dentistry in the UK (+The Police) =....
3 Hours in a police cell !!!
Being UK born 'n' Bred, its naturaul for us to not take care of our teeth... Thats a given... I've lost all teeth on the left of my 2 front bottom ones.... But the last is / was still in there... Yet its been causing me pain. So, I get a pair of long nose pliers from the tool bag, get a good grip, and 'wiggle'... The entire tooth, (Root n all) pops out, and its 'job done'... However, I'm bleeding like a stuck pig, so rather than spoil the carpets etc, I wander around OUTSIDE my house, on my OWN PROPERTY instead... Sure... I spit some blood in the fishpond.. Sure, I spit some blood on MY OWN FUCKING CAR!... Sure I spit some blood on MY OWN FUCKING patio etc etc... But the point is that I got arrested by the police, for spitting blood on my OWN FUCKING LAND.... and have just spent 3+ Hours in a fucking police cell! UTTER CUNTS ! /rant |
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Stay classy.
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cuck
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Your shtick keeps me guessing. Can't tell if real or not.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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#5 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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At least its stopped bleeding now... TBH, I was depressed to find that it had 'kinda stopped bleeding' at the police station, cause I would have enjoyed spitting it all over the place....
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Please dont fuck animals
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Why didnt you rub some shit on it and stop the bleeding?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Please wait about 24hrs, to enjoy a very similar follow up post, virtually word for word along the same lines...
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