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seeandsee · 07-25-2014, 05:05 AM

Wtf did i just watch

michael.kickass · 07-25-2014, 06:01 AM

What has been seen...

Markul · 07-25-2014, 06:09 AM

Chick-fight?

jscott · 07-25-2014, 06:11 AM

Now dassss sum shit!

CPA-Rush · 07-25-2014, 07:11 AM

mmm i see some luscious legs

CourtneyR · 07-25-2014, 07:13 AM

Sooooooo..... that happened.

Bladewire · 07-25-2014, 08:36 AM

That puts a strange tone to the beginning of my day.... perfect! Thanks

_Richard_ · 07-25-2014, 08:55 AM

420 · 07-25-2014, 10:05 AM

Damn, she almost knocked that girl out with her one good arm.

Scott McD · 07-25-2014, 10:13 AM

Maraschino · 07-25-2014, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

L-Pink · 07-25-2014, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Perfect

MiamiBoyz · 07-25-2014, 12:46 PM

That was hot

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:34 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:35 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:36 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?

John

dyna mo · 07-25-2014, 01:37 PM

Hey can Jimmy come out and play?
Now you know Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs

We know, we need him for 3rd base.

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:38 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?

Axel

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:41 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a porch?

Matt

L-Pink · 07-25-2014, 01:48 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pothole?

Phil.

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pothole?

Phil.

HA! That is one of my favorites.

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 01:53 PM

What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs between two slices of bread?

Patty

dillonaire · 07-25-2014, 02:00 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Stew

L-Pink · 07-25-2014, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

HA! That is one of my favorites.

I haven't heard one of these jokes in a decade.

L-Pink · 07-25-2014, 02:05 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs and no torso?

Dick

Zeiss · 07-25-2014, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

Wtf did i just watch

Was wondering the same thing...

PaperstreetWinston · 07-25-2014, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

VSKevin · 07-25-2014, 05:27 PM

I just died laughing at all of Jeff's "What do you call.." posts. With each post it got worse. I think I may have sharted.

SilentKnight · 07-25-2014, 08:57 PM

A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.

A man walks up to her and says "What's wrong?" She replies "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says "What's wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed." This time she replies "Yea, but I've never been fucked before." The man thinks for a second, and has an idea. He picks her up by her sides, and throws her as far as he can into the ocean.

He yells to her "Well, you're fucked now!"

MasturbateFun · 07-25-2014, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

LMAO! I love the internets

EngineCash · 07-28-2014, 05:24 AM

Jesus...

Those chicks are crazzzy...

John-ACWM · 07-28-2014, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

classic Ace Ventura!

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