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theking · 07-28-2014, 05:19 PM

...be 82 next month...according to many of my ignorant trolls...but then again that is only if I wake up from surgery on the 1st day of next month.

baddog · 07-28-2014, 07:11 PM

That is pretty impressive when the other tales are brought into it; do you have to backpack to your cabin or just drive up?

theking · 07-28-2014, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That is pretty impressive when the other tales are brought into it; do you have to backpack to your cabin or just drive up?

I usually can put my truck into 4 wheel drive and get within a couple of miles or even closer...depending upon previous weather conditions. Rain is my enemy. The rest is on foot. I use a backpack if I am not taking much in but if I have a pretty good load of supplies...I have a donkey packed. I started bringing stuff in around seven years ago so now I usually just have a backpack...as I have a ton of this and that.

theking · 07-28-2014, 07:42 PM

BTW...how is your's and Good Girl's and the dog's health doing?

dyna mo · 07-28-2014, 07:43 PM

so how old are you actually?

theking · 07-28-2014, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

so how old are you actually?

Mid fifties.

Arnox · 07-28-2014, 11:13 PM

22 here.

You're making me feel young.

Seth Manson · 07-28-2014, 11:41 PM

michael.kickass · 07-29-2014, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

22 here.

You're making me feel young.

You are young.

theking · 07-29-2014, 08:41 AM

This may be a first. Only one of my regular trolls has entered this thread. I wonder why?

theking · 07-29-2014, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

22 here.

You're making me feel young.

That was my age when I entered the Army in 1980. Enjoy every moment of your youth as as it goes by fast.

CDSmith · 07-29-2014, 10:50 AM

Ahh being in one's 50's. Often described by the younger and more foolish set as being over the hill, when in reality you are sitting at the TOP of that hill looking back on all that you've done and accomplished in order to "own the hill", and looking ahead to all the as yet unclaimed spoils of living well you have yet to conquer or otherwise enjoy.

The apex of life, as it were.

theking · 07-29-2014, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ahh being in one's 50's. Often described by the younger and more foolish set as being over the hill, when in reality you are sitting at the TOP of that hill looking back on all that you've done and accomplished in order to "own the hill", and looking ahead to all the as yet unclaimed spoils of living well you have yet to conquer or otherwise enjoy.

The apex of life, as it were.

Hmm...almost poetic.

American Psycho · 07-29-2014, 02:00 PM

Where do you take dumps when ur in the woods?
like a bear au natural and stuff? Do you bring tp or wash up in a stream?

CDSmith · 07-29-2014, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Where do you take dumps when ur in the woods?
like a bear au natural and stuff? Do you bring tp or wash up in a stream?

A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump in the woods, side by side.

After a long few moments of silence the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"

"No" the rabbit replied.

The bear then grabbed the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.

The answer to your query lies therin yon parable my son.

dillonaire · 07-29-2014, 02:55 PM

what was it like before TV?

American Psycho · 07-29-2014, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump in the woods, side by side.

After a long few moments of silence the bear turned to the rabbit and said "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"

"No" the rabbit replied.

The bear then grabbed the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.

The answer to your query lies therin yon parable my son.

So you are saying that you wipe your ass with rabbits. Wow! thats way beyond what I was expecting...

theking · 07-29-2014, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

This may be a first. Only one of my regular trolls has entered this thread. I wonder why?

The question was rhetorical? It is clear that the ridiculousness of their claim is exposed by this thread.

Seth Manson · 07-29-2014, 11:49 PM

^^^ This dipshit is talking to himself now.

Jel · 07-30-2014, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

22 here.

You're making me feel young.

Paully · 07-30-2014, 12:18 AM

Man a hamburger sounds good. No Paully. Too many triglycerides. How about some tacos. Yeah sure if you feel like shooting fire out your ass for the next 2 days.
Your such a dick. Fuck you.

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