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Old 08-23-2014, 10:51 PM   #1
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Scary: Chef killed by severed snake head

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A snake came back from the dead to deliver a deadly bite to a chef, 20 minutes after he had chopped its head off.

The chef was preparing a dish from cobra flesh when the snake?s head bit him, reports The Mirror.

Victim Peng Fan had chopped off the head of the Indochinese spitting cobra, a rare delicacy in Asia, to prepare for making the special dish.

But when he went to throw the severed snake head into the bin it bit him on the hand, injecting him with fast-acting, deadly venom.

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Old 08-23-2014, 10:57 PM   #2
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The only surprise here is that someone that deal with cooking cobras wouldn't know that this was a possibility.
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:05 PM   #3
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My uncle told me once about going through basic in Louisiana during ww2. Soldiers had to crawl under wire for 50 yards with live fire going over the top. His job was to check for snakes beforehand. One day he found one, a diamond back and cut off its head as usual with a shovel. He was showing it to a friend when a recruit walked up and reached out with his hand. Before my uncle could pull it away, the head lept off the shovel and bit the kid in the hand. Snakes is some scary varmints.
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:18 AM   #4
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WARNING - chopped snake head biting video ahead

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Old 08-24-2014, 01:29 AM   #5
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:40 AM   #6
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That's freaky shit....... I had a dog once that moo'd like a cow
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:57 AM   #7
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the head lept off the shovel
Did you actually believe that bullshit? How the fuck is it going to leap? Did it sprout legs?
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:00 AM   #8
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That cobra has some mad skillz.
One last bite!
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:02 AM   #9
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i kunt a4d a snake...
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:27 AM   #10
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Did you actually believe that bullshit? How the fuck is it going to leap? Did it sprout legs?
That was a bad choice of words on my part. It did what Antonio's video showed. Sensors still active opened and bit downward. Thank you for correcting my error, sir.
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:31 AM   #11
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His name was Peng Fan

It should have been Fang Pen

OK bad taste....... venomous taste
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Old 08-24-2014, 08:41 AM   #12
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not a fan of snakes, sneaky fuckers
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Old 08-24-2014, 09:21 AM   #13
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Old 08-24-2014, 09:52 AM   #14
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Old 08-24-2014, 10:59 AM   #15
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The only surprise here is that someone that deal with cooking cobras wouldn't know that this was a possibility.


Like the cooks who prepare blowfish know exactly where to cut and what to stay away from.
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Old 08-24-2014, 11:05 AM   #16
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Scary stuff.

That video gives a preview to this one (not a snake or severed head) but this is probably the craziest bunch of stunts I've seen done with a crocodile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnyLOH_40Rw

Guy sticks his hand into its stomach, puts his head in the crocodile's mouth. Crazy!
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Old 08-24-2014, 11:44 AM   #17
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Just a bite before I go...
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Old 08-24-2014, 11:46 AM   #18
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:23 PM   #19
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Like the cooks who prepare blowfish know exactly where to cut and what to stay away from.
You ever Squirtit in a blowfish?
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You ever Squirtit in a blowfish?
Not yet but I did a google image search on blowfish blowjob and the animated gif of the guy getting sucked off by a fish is now burned in my memmory, thanks
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:15 PM   #21
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Old 08-24-2014, 04:53 PM   #22
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The only surprise here is that someone that deal with cooking cobras wouldn't know that this was a possibility.
Yep, what he said!
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