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Old 09-09-2014, 10:06 AM   #1
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Hello All,

Long time board lurker here, newbie member of GFY.com.
Just posting my "Introduce Yourself" post.

Things I like:
1) Movies (in general)
2) Movies with naked girls in them
3) Movies with naked girls doing things to naked men in them
4) Movies with naked girls doing things to naked girls in them
5) Movies with naked girls doing things to naked men and naked girls in them
6) Movies with naked girls having things to done to them by naked men and naked girls and any combination of the two or more of them in them
7) Graphic Design
8) Graphic Design of Graphic Acts (ie see items #3 - #6 above)
9) Video Editing of Graphic Acts (ie see items #3 - #6 above)
10) Writing about items #1 thru item #10

I've a Turk for Amazon and a Clickworker for Clickworker. I built my first websites for pay (someone hired me to do it as a job) in 1997. Yes, I am not an old fart yet but I do remember when phones had dials, TV's had knobs and cameras took film.

I can do lots of media production stuff: writing, editing, photo editing, video editing, static graphics, dynamic media graphic, lower thirds, credits, etc. ad nauseum.

I work hardcore IT - SysAdmin stuff as my day job, but I miss being creative in my endeavors and figured this site would be a gateway to some fun, extremely part-time work. I'll make a more pointed post regarding my For Hire stuff in the appropriate forum, but for here and today, I just wanted to say "Hi". So..Hi!

Sincerely,
T. William
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:18 AM   #2
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waving politely? you came to the wrong place ;)

welcome!
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:21 AM   #3
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welcome to the forum!
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:23 AM   #4
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waving politely? you came to the wrong place ;)

welcome!
Given the history and reputation of this upholstered brothel of a community site, I expected no less than getting "jumped in". I just don't take myself so seriously enough to care.

After more than a decade of funtimes on the interwebz, I should like to think myself immune to the "Internet Tough Guy" chicanery.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:25 AM   #5
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Wave slowly, or you'll fling jizz all over the place.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:33 AM   #7
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Funny...I know a guy who wrote for the 'Penguins of Madagascar' movie.
Now he's working on a standalone Minions movie (despicable me spinoff)
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:40 AM   #8
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:43 AM   #9
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10) Writing about items #1 thru item #10
Now my brain is stuck in an infinite loop.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:54 AM   #10
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Now my brain is stuck in an infinite loop.
10 Print "With a wit so acerbic and mind so asperger-y, you must be a programmer"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Nice catch. How's the little-known Adderall side-effect of priapism working out for ya? Good place for your keys? The morning doughnut.

I keed. Thanks for the welcome.
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