in 48 hours i wrecked my car, got $72 in overdraft fees, & a ticket for going 100mph - GoFuckYourself.com

Joshua G · 10-20-2014, 10:28 AM

guess i should slow down. (& remember to use the right debit card)

brassmonkey · 10-20-2014, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

guess i should slow down. (& remember to use the right debit card)

if drugs or drinks dont post shit about it

Rochard · 10-20-2014, 10:40 AM

I used to get crazy ass tickets all the time. I would never get a ticket for doing 75 in a 65 - Always over 100 MPH.

I no longer drive a sports car and instead drive a Jeep Cherokee. I got a ticket doing 75 in a 65 earlier this year on a road trip and I just had to laugh - it was my first speeding ticket doing less than 100 mph ever.

You seem to be okay being as you wrecked your car. At least you have your sense of humor.

VikingMan · 10-20-2014, 10:41 AM

I almost killed some poor dude in an economy car. I feel horrible. But not a scratch on his car or mine and no property damage. I drove off the road and somehow managed to not hit anything. I would have rear ended him going about 45 mph. The road was wet.

Scott McD · 10-20-2014, 10:43 AM

Well i clogged the toilet earlier so, my day hasn't gone as planned either.

I guess yours sucks a little more than mine though...

brassmonkey · 10-20-2014, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Well i clogged the toilet earlier so, my day hasn't gone as planned either.

I guess yours sucks a little more than mine though...

big meal yesterday?

Scott McD · 10-20-2014, 10:59 AM

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big meal yesterday?

You could say that yeah. Plus lots of alcohol over the weekend.

brassmonkey · 10-20-2014, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You could say that yeah. Plus lots of alcohol over the weekend.

oh man!

CurrentlySober · 10-20-2014, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Well i clogged the toilet earlier so...

SekobA · 10-20-2014, 12:30 PM

not best start of your week.Try to fix it

Sly · 10-20-2014, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You could say that yeah. Plus lots of alcohol over the weekend.

How does that fit into your new workout routine?

buyandsell · 10-20-2014, 12:42 PM

my advice is to buy a big truck its hard to speed in a 5500lbs vehicle!

Seth Manson · 10-20-2014, 01:33 PM

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my advice is to buy a big truck its hard to speed in a 5500lbs vehicle!

Believe me, it's not hard at all.

GAMEFINEST · 10-20-2014, 01:39 PM

you lucky

SuckOnThis · 10-20-2014, 02:08 PM

Havent had a ticket in over a decade thanks to this baby...

NatalieK · 10-20-2014, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

you lucky

yep, still alive, now he can slow down & enjoy life

L-Pink · 10-20-2014, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by buyandsell

my advice is to buy a big truck its hard to speed in a 5500lbs vehicle!

That's what Bank's turbocharger's are for.

Choopa Phil · 10-20-2014, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by buyandsell

my advice is to buy a big truck its hard to speed in a 5500lbs vehicle!

Hahah I owned an SRT8 jeep and it wasnt hard to speed in at all

Seth Manson · 10-20-2014, 03:12 PM

I havent had a speeding ticket since May 2002 and I've owned several sports cars and fast bikes since then. I've never owned a radar detector.

The secret is pay attention to the speed limit, be aware of what your doing, and exercise some self control or at least the cruise control.

Rochard · 10-20-2014, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I havent had a speeding ticket since May 2002 and I've owned several sports cars and fast bikes since then. I've never owned a radar detector.

The secret is pay attention to the speed limit, be aware of what your doing, and exercise some self control or at least the cruise control.

What's the point of owning a sports car if you don't speed? Might as well just get a four door at that point.

Joshua G · 10-20-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by buyandsell

my advice is to buy a big truck its hard to speed in a 5500lbs vehicle!

it was a dump truck that sideswiped my car saturday. he didnt want me passing him.

now a ticket. something wants me to slow down

ErectMedia · 10-20-2014, 05:00 PM

at least this didn't happen...

ilnjscb · 10-20-2014, 05:14 PM

when I was in my teens I used to go 100+ regularly. How could I have been so fuckin dumb? now I go speed limit + 8 and haven't had a moving violation for 10 years.

buyandsell · 10-20-2014, 05:54 PM

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Hahah I owned an SRT8 jeep and it wasnt hard to speed in at all

nice I'd love one of those as a family car but will probly end up with a CR-V or something dull!
whats the mileage on those when you aren't hammerring it?!

Horatio Caine · 10-20-2014, 06:07 PM

I hate to break the news but you are broke. Don't really care about your car.

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Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	in 48 hours i wrecked my car, got $72 in overdraft fees, & a ticket for going 100mph guess i should slow down. (& remember to use the right debit card)

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,915	I used to get crazy ass tickets all the time. I would never get a ticket for doing 75 in a 65 - Always over 100 MPH. I no longer drive a sports car and instead drive a Jeep Cherokee. I got a ticket doing 75 in a 65 earlier this year on a road trip and I just had to laugh - it was my first speeding ticket doing less than 100 mph ever. You seem to be okay being as you wrecked your car. At least you have your sense of humor. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	I havent had a speeding ticket since May 2002 and I've owned several sports cars and fast bikes since then. I've never owned a radar detector. The secret is pay attention to the speed limit, be aware of what your doing, and exercise some self control or at least the cruise control.

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,790	when I was in my teens I used to go 100+ regularly. How could I have been so fuckin dumb? now I go speed limit + 8 and haven't had a moving violation for 10 years.

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