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Old 11-19-2014, 04:35 AM   #1
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I hate new jeans!

Scratchy, stiff, itchy, and too tight around the waist!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!! But I can take solace that within a few days of suffering, I will have a new second skin


Gotta do two pairs though, so thats twice as long...


ARRRGGGHHHH!!! (again) X2
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Old 11-19-2014, 06:31 AM   #2
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yeah, jeans suck
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Old 11-19-2014, 10:54 AM   #3
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I haven?t worn jeans like that since I was a kid They came out with something called Pre-Washed in the 80's. I didn?t even know they still made stiff jeans.
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:08 AM   #4
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buy the right size, wash them first ?
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:12 AM   #5
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Don't worry one day Apple will make Jeans and they will just work...
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:12 AM   #6
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Jeans are easy.

These fuckers (Dr Martens), on the other hand, are not:


I've been trying to break them in for two winters now. My feet are full of blisters
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:50 PM   #7
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Don't worry one day Apple will make Jeans and they will just work...
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:53 PM   #8
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wait till you wash and dry them and find they shrank back to the original size/
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:57 PM   #9
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I swear I must be shrinking...

I hadn't bought any new jeans for a few years so the other day I picked up a pair of the same brand, the same size and even from the same store I've been buying from for the last 25 years.

And they are too fucking long
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:57 PM   #10
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Get some jeans with elastic waist. You might need to shop in the maternity section.
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Old 11-19-2014, 02:07 PM   #11
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I swear I must be shrinking...

I hadn't bought any new jeans for a few years so the other day I picked up a pair of the same brand, the same size and even from the same store I've been buying from for the last 25 years.

And they are too fucking long
i thought the same at one point but then i just realized my waist was getting larger and i was just wearing my pants lower than before haha
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Old 11-19-2014, 02:16 PM   #12
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Roll them in poo, wash 'em, rinse/repeat.
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I hate dressed girls!!
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Old 11-19-2014, 03:34 PM   #14
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Sonneti usually make soft jeans





ready to wear with that same used feel for years to come
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