Dumb shit you guys do when you get drunk? - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 11-23-2014, 08:48 PM

When I drink bourbon I.......

1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.
2. Post dumb threads on GFY (like this one and the one about the NFL player I would go gay for)
3. Buy domains (some are really good)
4. Shop for guns on Armslist.com The next day I get texts from doods saying "Hey let's meet at noon at (insert name of local sporting goods/gun store here) at noon to do the deal. I always forget that the previous night I sent a few emails to guys who are selling guns.

So now I have all these fucking guns I never shoot and all these domains I never use

What dumb shit do you guys always end up doing?

420 · 11-23-2014, 08:52 PM

hmm...list the guns for sale on the unused domains

I do the first 3 but that 4th one is odd. I shop for cool weapons like katanas and artwork made from charlie manson's hair.

Jel · 11-23-2014, 09:08 PM

start fights, get arrested, end up sleeping with random female strangers, go into a guilt-laden replay the next day. repeat.

SilentKnight · 11-23-2014, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

When I drink bourbon I.......

1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.

Bourbon does that to us all.

Then I spend the next day trying to recall who I called...and what I said to them. And then wondering if they're pissed off because I didn't have my filter on and said something I likely shouldn't have.

Phoenix · 11-23-2014, 09:22 PM

On the weekend i had foot races against drunk koreans in a dark road.
I beat the Koreans, but a french guy ran faster than me. Then later in one foot hopping races i lost soundly to the koreans. I guess being 30 kgs lighter helps you hop faster. Then later when one guy passed out we took turns smacking him as hard as we could on the soft part of his leg..lol

That kind of shit. Usually the dumber it is, that is what i am doing.

VikingMan · 11-23-2014, 09:58 PM

I can watch "Homeland" when I am drunk but "The Walking Dead" just puts me to sleep.

I am looking on Armslist now and see a Benelli Ethos for sale. $1,700 bucks. Sweet 12 gauge auto at under 7 lbs.

420 · 11-23-2014, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I can watch "Homeland" when I am drunk but "The Walking Dead" just puts me to sleep.

I am looking on Armslist now and see a Benelli Ethos for sale. $1,700 bucks. Sweet 12 gauge auto at under 7 lbs.

I know what that is because I've seen "top shot"

EddyTheDog · 11-23-2014, 10:19 PM

Whisky makes me aggressive - So it's probably a good thing that it's not so easy to get guns here - There was a spate of 'gay bashings' around here some time ago - I was considering going out and going all vigilate one drunken night - Access to guns could have been a major problem...

Other than that the first three on your list pretty much covers it.....

VikingMan · 11-23-2014, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Whisky makes me aggressive - So it's probably a good thing that it's not so easy to get guns here - There was a spate of 'gay bashings' around here some time ago - I was considering going out and going all vigilate one drunken night - Access to guns could have been a major problem...

Other than that the first three on your list pretty much covers it.....

I would fight for you. I have many gay clients and friends. Good people

If I ever had a gay son I would beat the shit out of him but then I would accept him and love him with all my heart.

Spunky · 11-23-2014, 10:31 PM

Black out and fall down crawling to a cab .

EddyTheDog · 11-23-2014, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I would fight for you. I have many gay clients and friends. Good people

If I ever had a gay son I would beat the shit out of him but then I would accept him and love him with all my heart.

That's great - Well, sort off - A strong 6 out of 10 anyway

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2MuchMark · 11-24-2014, 01:07 AM

Just waiting for the drunken trade show pictures to be posted...

CurrentlySober · 11-24-2014, 02:24 AM

post about poo on gfy

Klen · 11-24-2014, 02:51 AM

Sometime i become a kleptomaniac tho that kind happen rarely.
Another thing is need to hug anyone who i see.
And there is ofcouse drunk posting.But dont have much drunk posts on gfy.

PornDude · 11-24-2014, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

post about poo on gfy

You must be drunk all the time.

DamageX · 11-24-2014, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

start fights, get arrested, end up sleeping with random female strangers, go into a guilt-laden replay the next day. repeat.

I thought you quit?

Jel · 11-24-2014, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

I thought you quit?

I did indeed

FriendsForNow · 11-24-2014, 07:01 AM

Drinking makes me aggressive too. When I'm coming down off the buzz, I noticed alcohol brings on panic attacks, vertigo and I cant trust my farts.

TeenCat · 11-24-2014, 07:05 AM

i am number two all the way ... but mostly just after vodka, that makes my brain goes gfy

sirkonstantine · 11-24-2014, 08:09 AM

give money to the poor.

izombie · 11-24-2014, 09:47 AM

Once I start getting a heavy buzz going I make myself log out of facebook and other accounts using my real name, and only post using my porn twitter accounts and tell all the porn stars how much I love them.

wehateporn · 11-24-2014, 10:04 AM

Accidentally login as old fake nick who's meant to be dead

ErectMedia · 11-24-2014, 10:09 AM

I'm a pretty happy drunk and anger would only happen if someone was fucking with me first, most I would do is end up with a chick that if I was sober probably wouldn't fuck with and I tend to drive really fast when intoxicated.

brassmonkey · 11-24-2014, 10:19 AM

shoot my gunz

Opt!musPr!me · 11-24-2014, 10:25 AM

Wake up to the cell door closing

JustDaveXxx · 11-24-2014, 12:56 PM

I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol

I don't start fights, I don't call anyone. lol

Just Dave

NatalieK · 11-24-2014, 01:01 PM

Watch movies, post on GFY, live cam & enjoy daily chores but very drunk. Not bourbon, usually bacardi or jager

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

give money to the poor.

SBJ · 11-24-2014, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol

YUP! That is me too

I've learned a lot from my drinking over the years and one thing I've learned long ago is to stay away from cheap tequila and other cheap alcohol. I hate ALL whiskey and too much jager is not good either..

I mostly do shots of patron, cabo wabo, or grey goose. I picked up some Don Julio tequila recently but I use that for my "applebees perfect margaritta" recipe.

TrafficGoldmine · 11-24-2014, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

When I drink bourbon I.......

1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.

CALL? You mean text, yes?
How many of you fools ended up here Instagram

TrafficGoldmine · 11-24-2014, 01:39 PM

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ErectMedia · 11-24-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol Just Dave

Used to do that as well but as I get older starting to do that quite a bit while I'm sober now as well. Tolerance level definitely decreasing with age.

JustDaveXxx · 11-24-2014, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Used to do that as well but as I get older starting to do that quite a bit while I'm sober now as well. Tolerance level definitely decreasing with age.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats how I am as I have gotten older.

And I'm with my buddy now, so they already know how I am.

But when I'm in Vegas at the Circle bar and I only know you casually, watch out! I will tell you and other people exactly whats on my mind. lol

Im never violent. don't get those people. Those peeps should never drink.

Just Dave

mineistaken · 11-24-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

4. Shop for guns on Armslist.com The next day I get texts from doods saying "Hey let's meet at noon at (insert name of local sporting goods/gun store here) at noon to do the deal. I always forget that the previous night I sent a few emails to guys who are selling guns.

So now I have all these fucking guns I never shoot and all these domains I never use

I (as a seller) would not set up the meet at gun store:
1. buyer may be tempted to buy something from the store instead of me (unlikely, but possible)
2. buyer may ask advice about gun in question from the shop owner/attendant and he might ruin the deal.

Why do you go with the deal the next day instead of saying that you changed your mind?

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2014, 03:01 PM

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clickity click · 11-24-2014, 04:13 PM

I tend to go to lap dance bars and spend a small fortune buying girls drinks.

dicknipples · 11-24-2014, 04:17 PM

Tell my friends how much I love them, and blow through a few hundred in shots.

VikingMan · 11-24-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I (as a seller) would not set up the meet at gun store:
1. buyer may be tempted to buy something from the store instead of me (unlikely, but possible)
2. buyer may ask advice about gun in question from the shop owner/attendant and he might ruin the deal.

Why do you go with the deal the next day instead of saying that you changed your mind?

The usual place people meet are at sporting goods/gun store parking lots. The rational is people figure you gotta be really dumb to try something funny in a parking lot where several people are either carrying concealed or have guns in their cars.

Yeah I usually just tell them I changed my mind. But sometimes I go ahead and buy it and it just sits in my safe. Then I will get a few and trade for something I want more. But there is a new law now so those days are over because Bill Gates and the other billionaires put up money to promote a new law that makes all gun sales and trades go through a dealer. The new law goes into effect in 9 days.

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izombie · 11-24-2014, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I tend to go to lap dance bars and spend a small fortune buying girls drinks.

The drunker the stripper the better the lap dance.

ADEngage · 11-25-2014, 12:06 AM

I puke. lol

HiddenDoorCash · 11-25-2014, 09:10 AM

Wow lol, keep it going!

DWB · 11-25-2014, 10:18 AM

Considering I live in the sleaze sex capitol of the world, lets just say things get dangerously out of hand.

arock10 · 11-25-2014, 11:14 AM

I'd do all the things I would normally do, just louder. I might even smile

suesheboy · 11-25-2014, 11:31 AM

a black out drinker with guns has me concerned...

michael.kickass · 11-25-2014, 11:36 AM

I never remember what I did.

carpocratian · 11-25-2014, 05:54 PM

I don't drink (and have never been drunk), because I don't like to do dumb things.

11-23-2014, 08:48 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,465	Dumb shit you guys do when you get drunk? When I drink bourbon I....... 1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time. 2. Post dumb threads on GFY (like this one and the one about the NFL player I would go gay for) 3. Buy domains (some are really good) 4. Shop for guns on Armslist.com The next day I get texts from doods saying "Hey let's meet at noon at (insert name of local sporting goods/gun store here) at noon to do the deal. I always forget that the previous night I sent a few emails to guys who are selling guns. So now I have all these fucking guns I never shoot and all these domains I never use What dumb shit do you guys always end up doing?

11-23-2014, 09:22 PM	#5
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	On the weekend i had foot races against drunk koreans in a dark road. I beat the Koreans, but a french guy ran faster than me. Then later in one foot hopping races i lost soundly to the koreans. I guess being 30 kgs lighter helps you hop faster. Then later when one guy passed out we took turns smacking him as hard as we could on the soft part of his leg..lol That kind of shit. Usually the dumber it is, that is what i am doing. __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

11-23-2014, 10:19 PM	#8
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,038	Whisky makes me aggressive - So it's probably a good thing that it's not so easy to get guns here - There was a spate of 'gay bashings' around here some time ago - I was considering going out and going all vigilate one drunken night - Access to guns could have been a major problem... Other than that the first three on your list pretty much covers it..... __________________ - Chaturbate Script - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...er-issues.html - Now supports White Labels

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11-23-2014, 08:52 PM	#2
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	hmm...list the guns for sale on the unused domains I do the first 3 but that 4th one is odd. I shop for cool weapons like katanas and artwork made from charlie manson's hair.

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11-23-2014, 09:58 PM	#6
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,465	I can watch "Homeland" when I am drunk but "The Walking Dead" just puts me to sleep. I am looking on Armslist now and see a Benelli Ethos for sale. $1,700 bucks. Sweet 12 gauge auto at under 7 lbs.

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FriendsForNow D2 215lb Final Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 535	Drinking makes me aggressive too. When I'm coming down off the buzz, I noticed alcohol brings on panic attacks, vertigo and I cant trust my farts.

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