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Grapesoda · 12-21-2014, 09:32 AM

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Why It Is NOT Possible To Have A Christmas Party In 2014

bronco67 · 12-21-2014, 09:36 AM

That's the extreme end of the spectrum, but mostly it's just someone worrying about her job security.

What would be better? A country full of people carrying around guns like the old west? No roads and bridges because there's no taxes? No contraception? Companies being allowed to spew toxic chemicals into the air and dump barrels of god knows what into rivers because of no more business regulation -- or EPA? Let Wall Street run wild at the expense of people who actually work for their income -- oh wait, they already have that.

If you look at the bread and butter issues of conservatives, do those things look like stuff that comes from good people? They're a bunch of assholes. At least liberals seem like they give a shit about other people. Being overly politically correct is ridiculous, but I'll take that over any conservative "values".

woj · 12-21-2014, 09:39 AM

you forgot the last email... in which the location has been changed, because the guy who sprained his ankle in a sky diving accident a week earlier bitched that "Luigi's" is not fully handicap accessible...

clarisaaurelia · 12-21-2014, 09:42 AM

jesus... human rights...funyy as hell

EonBlue · 12-21-2014, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

At least liberals seem like they give a shit about other people.

If you say so.

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SuckOnThis · 12-21-2014, 09:46 AM

And if conservatives had their way they would be throwing your ass in jail for what you do.

You're like a turkey supporting Thanksgiving.

woj · 12-21-2014, 09:49 AM

...and of course following the party, there were 3 lawsuits started:
1. from a guy bitching that he missed the party because the location was "too hard too find"
2. from a guy who had too much to drink at an employer sponsored event, and later that night had a fight with his wife
3. that employer violated his privacy, because he sat at an AA table, and everyone discovered he is an alcoholic

bronco67 · 12-21-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue

If you say so.

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Those aren't liberals, they're thugs.

dyna mo · 12-21-2014, 09:56 AM

nice to see that fake email exchange still gets updated ~15 years later.

Grapesoda · 12-21-2014, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

nice to see that fake email exchange still gets updated ~15 years later.

it's a joke email??? thanks for the update

Rochard · 12-21-2014, 10:05 AM

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

aka123 · 12-21-2014, 10:08 AM

Fake messages.

EonBlue · 12-21-2014, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Those aren't liberals, they're thugs.

I guess you're right. They're not really liberals. They are "progressives" and they are running and ruining your country.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

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dyna mo · 12-21-2014, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

it's a joke email??? thanks for the update

I was under the impression it was more a commentary of an extreme view point. Christmas parties are alive and well in USA!

dyna mo · 12-21-2014, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

that's the party spirit!

crockett · 12-21-2014, 10:16 AM

Grapesoda must be on one of those right wing nut email lists. They love to send this kind of bs among themselves to feel better about themselves..

It's always someone that knew someone with happy go lucky feel good consertive tone.. Ie flag waving, we better than you type of bullshit..

I bet there is some consertive think tank out there that pushes this made up shit out daily, and the wing bats eat it up.

Joshua G · 12-21-2014, 10:17 AM

ted cruz version:

december 1, same.

december 2. to all employees, we regret that jesus was not mentioned in the christmas email. Happy birthday Jesus! Please keep in mind we are celebrating His birthday, & you should dress appropriately at the party. Not too many egg nogs! & if your LGBT, you are uninvited.

EonBlue · 12-21-2014, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Grapesoda must be on one of those right wing nut email lists. They love to send this kind of bs among themselves to feel better about themselves..

It's always someone that knew someone with happy go lucky feel good consertive tone.. Ie flag waving, we better than you type of bullshit..

I bet there is some consertive think tank out there that pushes this made up shit out daily, and the wing bats eat it up.

Wow. Cops are getting killed and people are cheering about it and you get your panties all in a bunch over a joke?

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SuckOnThis · 12-21-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue

Wow. Cops are getting killed and people are cheering about it and you get your panties all in a bunch over a joke?

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Farming is more dangerous than being a cop, do you get your panties in a wad over that?

Barry-xlovecam · 12-21-2014, 11:27 AM

The USA has become a multi-cultural society whether you like it or not.
People that need handicap access are not shit-on-a-stick.

Some of the PC stuff is a bit much but it's there for a reason.

And you forgot Kwanzaa :P

Feliz Navidad

Go with the flow ...

blackmonsters · 12-21-2014, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

I think Americans celebrate whatever they want.
Being in America doesn't restrict which holiday people observe.

PR_Glen · 12-21-2014, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

no, that's what you celebrate, everyone else is free to celebrate anything they want..

Grapesoda · 12-21-2014, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

just wait until the lawsuits pile up on you for that...

Grapesoda · 12-21-2014, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Grapesoda must be on one of those right wing nut email lists. They love to send this kind of bs among themselves to feel better about themselves..

It's always someone that knew someone with happy go lucky feel good consertive tone.. Ie flag waving, we better than you type of bullshit..

I bet there is some consertive think tank out there that pushes this made up shit out daily, and the wing bats eat it up.

actually I get that shit off face book, and I'm not a right wing nut but thanks for trying to insult me and ruin my business

SongRider · 12-21-2014, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

And if conservatives had their way they would be throwing your ass in jail for what you do.

You're like a turkey supporting Thanksgiving.

Now THATS fucking funny!!!

MiamiBoyz · 12-21-2014, 03:12 PM

I just peed a little bit from uncontrollable laughter!

Gotta love this PC world we are forced to live in (deal with) and then wonder why there is racial, religious, and economic disparity issues becoming daily news.

People are mad as hell and they are not going to take it any longer!

Now you may go fuck yourselves (but only if the other party says "yes" and you have it on video and/or in writing) - Oh and it in California you must use a condom.

Dvae · 12-21-2014, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Those aren't liberals, they're thugs.

Theres a difference?

SilentKnight · 12-21-2014, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123

Fake messages.

Fake, yeah...but sadly representative of some of the mindsets out there these days.

I'm sure we all know at least a few of these examples.

crockett · 12-21-2014, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue

Wow. Cops are getting killed and people are cheering about it and you get your panties all in a bunch over a joke?

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I don't even know what you are babbling about. Put the crack pipe down son..

Bryan G · 12-21-2014, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

There are no Jewish people in the USA? I'm pretty sure they celebrate their holiday just like you celebrate yours.. Christmas

candyflip · 12-21-2014, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

no, that's what you celebrate, everyone else is free to celebrate anything they want..

Don't argue with a retard, you will come out looking just as retarded.

ram.anabelle · 12-21-2014, 05:40 PM

Ahaha ! CEO shows up dressed like Santa Claus ! Fucking funny, I want to see my CEO dressed like a princess

fappingJack · 12-21-2014, 05:45 PM

Gave me a good laugh ��

AmeliaG · 12-21-2014, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall.

If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice.

That is shockingly unpatriotic, coming from you.

America is about FREEDOM of religion. That is the opposite of being forced to celebrate a specific religion in a specific fashion.

Many of the people who first colonized this country would disapprove of a pagan tree or Santa or consumerism. But they had experienced discrimination. So they and their descendants made us free to make a better country.

EonBlue · 12-22-2014, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I don't even know what you are babbling about. Put the crack pipe down son..

Of course you don't kid.

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	the reality of a liberial america more... Why It Is NOT Possible To Have A Christmas Party In 2014

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	That's the extreme end of the spectrum, but mostly it's just someone worrying about her job security. What would be better? A country full of people carrying around guns like the old west? No roads and bridges because there's no taxes? No contraception? Companies being allowed to spew toxic chemicals into the air and dump barrels of god knows what into rivers because of no more business regulation -- or EPA? Let Wall Street run wild at the expense of people who actually work for their income -- oh wait, they already have that. If you look at the bread and butter issues of conservatives, do those things look like stuff that comes from good people? They're a bunch of assholes. At least liberals seem like they give a shit about other people. Being overly politically correct is ridiculous, but I'll take that over any conservative "values". __________________

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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	you forgot the last email... in which the location has been changed, because the guy who sprained his ankle in a sky diving accident a week earlier bitched that "Luigi's" is not fully handicap accessible... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	...and of course following the party, there were 3 lawsuits started: 1. from a guy bitching that he missed the party because the location was "too hard too find" 2. from a guy who had too much to drink at an employer sponsored event, and later that night had a fight with his wife 3. that employer violated his privacy, because he sat at an AA table, and everyone discovered he is an alcoholic __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,964	Sorry, Christmas is Christmas. We don't celebrate a Jewish holiday because we are in the United States, and here in the United States we celebrate fucking Christmas. We have Christmas trees and sing Christmas songs. And Santa is at the local mall. If any of this offends you, you are welcome to stay at home. Or leave the country. Your choice. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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clarisaaurelia Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 5	jesus... human rights...funyy as hell

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	And if conservatives had their way they would be throwing your ass in jail for what you do. You're like a turkey supporting Thanksgiving.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,922	nice to see that fake email exchange still gets updated ~15 years later.

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aka123 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E Posts: 4,450	Fake messages. __________________

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Grapesoda must be on one of those right wing nut email lists. They love to send this kind of bs among themselves to feel better about themselves.. It's always someone that knew someone with happy go lucky feel good consertive tone.. Ie flag waving, we better than you type of bullshit.. I bet there is some consertive think tank out there that pushes this made up shit out daily, and the wing bats eat it up.

12-21-2014, 10:17 AM	#17
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	ted cruz version: december 1, same. december 2. to all employees, we regret that jesus was not mentioned in the christmas email. Happy birthday Jesus! Please keep in mind we are celebrating His birthday, & you should dress appropriately at the party. Not too many egg nogs! & if your LGBT, you are uninvited.

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Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	The USA has become a multi-cultural society whether you like it or not. People that need handicap access are not shit-on-a-stick. Some of the PC stuff is a bit much but it's there for a reason. And you forgot Kwanzaa :P Feliz Navidad Go with the flow ...

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MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	I just peed a little bit from uncontrollable laughter! Gotta love this PC world we are forced to live in (deal with) and then wonder why there is racial, religious, and economic disparity issues becoming daily news. People are mad as hell and they are not going to take it any longer! Now you may go fuck yourselves (but only if the other party says "yes" and you have it on video and/or in writing) - Oh and it in California you must use a condom.

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ram.anabelle Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 6	Ahaha ! CEO shows up dressed like Santa Claus ! Fucking funny, I want to see my CEO dressed like a princess

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fappingJack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: somewhere down the road Posts: 2,172	Gave me a good laugh ��