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11-11-2014, 11:29 AM
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I Want To Marry An American Oil Tycoon
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-oil...163603867.html
I am going to find one and marry him. And if he doesn't want to marry me and calls me a gold digger then I will simply turn my head away, raise my head, put the back of my hand to my forehead and say in the velvet tones of Gone With The Wind: "Why.... that's no way to treat a lady!" Can someone help me out here and put me in touch or hook me up? Don't get me wrong, I am in the 1% but marrying an American Oil Tycoon will put me in the 0.0001%. |
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11-11-2014, 11:35 AM
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Actually......... ive changed my mind already. I don't want to appear fickle but I've decided I want to marry a Russian Oil Tycoon.
 They're down on their luck right now so its an easier target. CyberSEO hit me up if you can hook me up. |
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11-11-2014, 11:37 AM
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11-11-2014, 11:51 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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11-11-2014, 12:49 PM
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three million a month in salary! Not bad at all!
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11-11-2014, 05:07 PM
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See signature :)
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prenup, guys!
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11-11-2014, 05:58 PM
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The woman on that panel is an a grade idiot.
She is making out the woman should have taken 50%.
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11-11-2014, 07:37 PM
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11-11-2014, 08:20 PM
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Thanks guys. Im not concerned about a prenup.
I just want a big event on wedding day - with lots of flora and ornamentation. Not interested in Putin - he's weird looking while there are some decent eligible oligarchs out there. |
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11-25-2014, 09:32 AM
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bump for you!
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12-15-2014, 03:33 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year
