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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I wanna be reincarnated as...
Doubting reincarnation exists...but if so:
Comin' back as the world's most badass guitarist fer sure. You? ![]() |
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Marketing & Strategy
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A pair of panties on a supermodel. But I'm weird like that.
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Formerly known as Lensman
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Yo DamageX has the right thought.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I need a beer
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Eagle,I wanna fly around and catch salmon
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Videochat Solutions
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Jessica Alba's bicycle seat.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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cuck
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I want to come as a unicorn.
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Too lazy to set a koala
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i want to be this flying shit in next life
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So Fucking Banned
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Conservation is a better word for it.
First law of thermodynamics - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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cuck
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The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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It was the phrase 'i like flying shit' that attracted me into this thread
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I want to be a lion
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你自己去他媽的
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i would gladly be a famous tennis star
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Any attractive woman - So I get to fuck all those hot str8 guys I have been lusting after...
Actually make it Angelina Jolie - Then I can fuck Brad Pitt..... I would be such a whore...
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I don't know man... By the time I'm dead Joe Perry will have been rotting away for many years. So I'd be royally fucked out of pussy, if I'm reincarnated as a dead guy. I'll stick with the panties.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'd rather be talented than badass...
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Jimmy Page would be my answer...
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As I would then have better lips than Mick Jagger.
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