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MetaMan · 12-21-2014, 05:03 PM

There is only 2 things i do with my time:

1. Make mad ass denero
2. Bang hot ass dime pieces

my new chick is about a 12/10. She likes my long schlong and the way i get the friction on.

I make mad cash, got mad skillz with the ladies and in general im just a big ass pimp.

While you are sitting around with your hand on your jock like a simple ass punk. Im gonna be counting my coin watching my dime piece gf slob on my huge ass knob.

Bitches started calling me TOUCHDOWN because i always go long. Long in the pants. Thats how a true playa rolls.

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER!

420 · 12-21-2014, 05:08 PM

I'm a bit confused. True playa is born with a huge cock? Or does he convince ladies that his little dick is the best?

MetaMan · 12-21-2014, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I'm a bit confused. True playa is born with a huge cock? Or does he convince ladies that his little dick is the best?

i dont give a smack what you do with your pencil cock. im rollin heavyweight in the pants. bitches call my cock MIKE TYSON cause i knock the pussy out.

Thats how i roll, ya dig "playa"? from east to west, north to south, i had to put a friggin ticketing system to keep the bitches in line outside my fat ass pad.

while i be celebratin you be playa hatin. get your hand off your jock and get in the game.

brassmonkey · 12-21-2014, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont give a smack what you do with your pencil cock. im rollin heavyweight in the pants. bitches call my cock MIKE TYSON cause i knock the pussy out.

Thats how i roll, ya dig "playa"? from east to west, north to south, i had to put a friggin ticketing system to keep the bitches in line outside my fat ass pad.

while i be celebratin you be playa hatin. get your hand off your jock and get in the game.

420 · 12-21-2014, 05:17 PM

I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.

mineistaken · 12-21-2014, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.

I'll take 10/10 and 11/10

Thanks, big playa

WarChild · 12-21-2014, 05:37 PM

Fuck yeah, Meta's back.

Mutt · 12-21-2014, 05:52 PM

1999 wants its wigger comedy back.

MetaMan · 12-21-2014, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.

I dont roll with no 9s bruh. This big ass salami in my pants aint no laughin matter. Bitches call my jock the deli and im servin up fresh cock meat sandwhich all dam day.

I roll up to the club, walk passed all the losers in line, leave with 2-3 hotties, rinse and repeat. Its the day in the life on a playa. That playa bein me.

Bryan G · 12-21-2014, 05:57 PM

Welcome back!

MetaMan · 12-21-2014, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

1999 wants its wigger comedy back.

Look grandpa why dont you get your cock off of life support and actually bang some tang instead of dweebing out behind a camera all day?

TrafficGoldmine · 12-21-2014, 06:04 PM

MetaMan I missed you

xoxoxoxox

American Psycho · 12-21-2014, 06:33 PM

Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

artwilliams · 12-21-2014, 06:39 PM

You might say, interdasting. Thanks for the infos. Congratulations to the winner.

MrBottomTooth · 12-21-2014, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

Lol.........

MetaMan · 12-21-2014, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

Ladies call my cock "Rocky 8". ADRIANNNNNNNN

Last time i checked chicks dont give a dam how someone spells. Im tall, good looking and have a massive cock. What do you expect me to do sit around with dime pieces playing scrabble?

Get your head out of your ass son.

JD · 12-21-2014, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

American Psycho · 12-21-2014, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ladies call my cock "Rocky 8". ADRIANNNNNNNN

Last time i checked chicks dont give a dam how someone spells. Im tall, good looking and have a massive cock. What do you expect me to do sit around with dime pieces playing scrabble?

Get your head out of your ass son.

maybe they call your cock rocky 8 because it short like Sylvester Stallone and gets beaten by Russian and black men regularly.

Diomed · 12-21-2014, 08:07 PM

See brass monkey,

Here is a black cat who you should look up to.

Meta always keeps it real white or black.

Welcome back meta.

sonofsam · 12-21-2014, 10:03 PM

Hi MetaMan <3

GAMEFINEST · 12-21-2014, 10:32 PM

The myth is back.

Ferus · 12-21-2014, 11:08 PM

Yay.... Wellcome back

VikingMan · 12-21-2014, 11:52 PM

So I guess you are not up for being my wing man at Walmart tonight? You should try banging 5's and 6's who have menial jobs and kids. They can be had for much less money, time and stress. And they can cook

Manfap · 12-22-2014, 04:08 AM

denero??

Markul · 12-22-2014, 04:13 AM

Welcome back

hadden · 12-22-2014, 04:21 AM

How do we donate to this noble cause of yours?

nico-t · 12-22-2014, 04:23 AM

welcome back.
I have to agree with mutt though, this 'humor' feels very outdated... brassmonkey finding it funny says enough.
Maybe you should switch to Muslim slang?

dconstrukt · 12-22-2014, 07:17 AM

LOL? sounds like someone's trying a bit too hard?

CaptainHowdy · 12-22-2014, 07:21 AM

CDSmith · 12-22-2014, 07:35 AM

My man meta is back.

Did you get that roast beef ass bleached yet?

seeandsee · 12-22-2014, 08:03 AM

Not this shit again!

pics or only happened in your head

brassmonkey · 12-22-2014, 08:08 AM

thanx

MetaMan · 12-22-2014, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hadden

How do we donate to this noble cause of yours?

i dont need donations. im a natural. i am a stud. a lone wolf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

welcome back.
I have to agree with mutt though, this 'humor' feels very outdated... brassmonkey finding it funny says enough.
Maybe you should switch to Muslim slang?

Why do you think I care what 2 grandpas think? This thread doesn't revolve around either of you. It revolves around me being a super pimp.

Why don't each of you limp dick geriatrics split a pack of viagra, rent a cabin with "theking" out in the woods and stop bothering me with what your dry old cucumber cream needing asses think is funny or not?

Jel · 12-22-2014, 08:10 AM

MetaMan · 12-22-2014, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Not this shit again!

pics or only happened in your head

Hey post bot loser. How is your robitic girlfriend working out? Does she come in 2 settings? Defrost and Time?

hadden · 12-22-2014, 08:20 AM

We semi believe you

PR_Glen · 12-22-2014, 08:31 AM

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