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Old 01-04-2015, 03:22 PM   #1
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How can I become a porn actor? (no gay, no donkies)
Hello friends and producers. I am interested in becoming a full time porn actor. Here are some of my stats:

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Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
Stamina of an energizer bunny

What i need from you:
$10,000 per shoot.
I will only fuck your hottest models as per my selection

What producers are willing to step up to the plate and pay up to get the hottest stud in adult going (me)? Broke asses need not apply.
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Old 01-04-2015, 03:32 PM   #2
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So, chickens are OK? (If they're hot enough?)
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Old 01-04-2015, 03:33 PM   #3
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So, chickens are OK? (If they're hot enough?)
Get our of here you little punk. Stop stealing Mcdonalds wifi during work hours.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:05 PM   #4
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Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
Mine is thicker than a empty paper towel roll.



More often it resembles this.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:06 PM   #5
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Tall
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Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
Stamina of an energizer bunny
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:12 PM   #6
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1K - and you have an entertaining thread proving that you are worth more than most of the male actors.
10K - fantasy thread
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:32 PM   #7
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:38 PM   #9
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:39 PM   #10
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:40 PM   #11
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Are you a producer? No
Are you a broke loser? Id bet on it

Why are you in my thread?
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:49 PM   #12
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Sorry man but you have to start with donkeys and work your way up to gay. It's called "paying your dues."
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:24 PM   #13
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:25 PM   #14
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:25 PM   #15
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Old 01-04-2015, 07:56 PM   #16
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:00 PM   #17
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:07 PM   #18
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Sorry man but you have to start with donkeys and work your way up to gay. It's called "paying your dues."
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Old 01-04-2015, 10:40 PM   #19
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everybody starts at the bottom, so unless youre willing to work with anyone (which means no selection done) youre on your way on top man. Goodluck
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Old 01-05-2015, 02:53 AM   #20
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$10,000 per shoot.
I'm still waiting for the $150 that Extreme owes me for the scene I did with Blue Iris back in 2001.
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:52 AM   #21
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first of all, you need to change your cartoonist profile and signature image, to prove that you are "grown up" male

after that some "producer" might take your Dick seriously.
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Hello friends and producers. I am interested in becoming a full time porn actor. Here are some of my stats:

Tall
Muscular
Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
Stamina of an energizer bunny
Best of luck with finding what you are looking for
/ if you are serious /
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Why are you in my thread?
Sorry to kill your grandiose appearance but the thread belongs to AVN Media Network Inc.
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I'm a broke loser like you, but you seem to have a lot more time on your hands. I'm in your thread because I can be.
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