What are the greatest strip bars in the world? - GoFuckYourself.com

XMaster · 01-14-2015, 09:36 AM

and by greatest I mean : fancy, chic and full of hot babes.

Spam me with name and location please

Thank you

slapass · 01-14-2015, 09:38 AM

Barbarella, Rio de Janeiro.

XMaster · 01-14-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Barbarella, Rio de Janeiro.

so fucking fast! Thank you

keep them coming!

hadden · 01-14-2015, 09:53 AM

We have serious strip clubs here in Ontario/Quebec, tourist attractions they are. Unfortunately, no flash photography.

JJ Gold · 01-14-2015, 10:14 AM

Houston used to have the best strip clubs. Not sure of the current status. The city changed some zoning laws and Caligula XXI closed a few years ago.

hadden · 01-14-2015, 10:15 AM

Texas would be my second choice for spots but as he says shit changes

MrBottomTooth · 01-14-2015, 10:20 AM

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

hadden · 01-14-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

Try the Texas strip clubs, they are some rodeo shit.

kjs · 01-14-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

Vegas strip clubs are so boring!

Best I've ever seen was in Portland Oregon. Portland Strip Club Guide 2014

just a punk · 01-14-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by XMaster

and by greatest I mean : fancy, chic and full of hot babes.

Spam me with name and location please

Thank you

Strip bars suck. Google for striptease clubs. For example, here in Moscow girls in 90%+ striptease clubs are fully naked. I mean, you can seat at your chair, drink whiskey/vodka/what do you want and touch fully naked babes where and how do you want. If you want more, you can pay for the continuation (yes, it's a prostitution) ;)

P.S. Moscow strippers look like the best girls from met-art/playboy/hustler or something like that (you can throw a stone at me if that's not true), but not like a junky cellulite ones you can usually meet in the US strip bars (those would never get a job in Moscow)

P.P.S. People say that in Kiev the prices are much lower and the girls are as hot as in Moscow, but take it in mind: 1 of 4 Ukrainian babes is HIV positive...

PAR · 01-14-2015, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Strip bars suck. Google for striptease clubs. For example, here in Moscow girls in 90%+ striptease clubs are fully naked. I mean, you can seat at your chair, drink whiskey/vodka/what do you want and touch fully naked babes where and how do you want. If you want more, you can pay for the continuation (yes, it's a prostitution) ;)

P.S. Moscow strippers look like the best girls from met-art/playboy/hustler or something like that (you can throw a stone at me if that's not true), but not like a junky cellulite ones you can usually meet in the US strip bars (those would never get a job in Moscow)

P.P.S. People say that in Kiev the prices are much lower and the girls are as hot as in Moscow, but take it in mind: 1 of 4 Ukrainian babes is HIV positive...

I was going to say Artemis in Berlin but Mascow maybe just as good if not better.

JA$ON · 01-14-2015, 11:47 AM

Depends on your definition.....

Hottest girls ?

Best selection ?

Places where they blow / Fuck ?

ManPuppy · 01-14-2015, 12:03 PM

I don't know about fanciest/highest class, but Joe Redner's Mons Venus in Tampa is legendary. And Joe loves side projects, if that's why you're asking.

1726cash · 01-14-2015, 12:09 PM

Welcome to Colombia

pornguy · 01-14-2015, 12:13 PM

Here you can fuck the girls if you make a deal with them. They have rooms right in the bar.

Bars are ugly as hell though.

bronco67 · 01-14-2015, 12:21 PM

I went to Madonna's in Tijuana years ago. Imagine going to a strip club, seeing a girl who looks like young Selma Hayek grind the pole for a few minutes...then you pay the manager to fuck her.

just a punk · 01-14-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I went to Madonna's in Tijuana years ago. Imagine going to a strip club, seeing a girl who looks like young Selma Hayek grind the pole for a few minutes...then you pay the manager to fuck her.

So what? Is it something unreal for you?

candidpro · 01-14-2015, 01:51 PM

vegas - spearmint rhino, hustler, crazy house, sapphire

miami - king of diamonds

new york - scores, lace

off the top of my head those are some of the most famous in the US

SilentKnight · 01-14-2015, 05:29 PM

Dunno about these days - but back in the 80s/90s Toronto had some great peeler bars.

Zanzibar, Latin Quarter (my fave), Runway 66, House of Lancaster, Million Dollar Saloon...

Lots of gorgeous Quebec peelers (I slag on Qweebec...but have to admit they always sent us the hottest babes).

ravenazrael · 01-14-2015, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

At least I expect you can touch their boobies when you take a dance....right? How much is each song?

bronco67 · 01-14-2015, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

So what? Is it something unreal for you?

When you've mostly been to stateside strip clubs it is. Let me guess...you've been there and done that as a superior Russian.

LeRoy · 01-14-2015, 07:31 PM

Crazy girls in Hollywood they will jack you off for 60 bucks.

Nickatilynx · 01-14-2015, 07:42 PM

The best in Vancouver...the one, the only... Orange no5.

Orange no5

I may be biased as my mate owns it ;)

Bon Jovi , even credits it on "Slippery When Wet"

And its ex sister club the Marble Arch (now no longer) was mentioned in Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls"

And in the early days hosted some great adult webmaster...err get togethers ;)

No need to thank me for the trivia ;)

SplatterMaster · 01-14-2015, 07:59 PM

I like the less popular ones. The smaller ones. Girls appreciate tips more

Penny24Seven · 01-14-2015, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ManPuppy

I don't know about fanciest/highest class, but Joe Redner's Mons Venus in Tampa is legendary. And Joe loves side projects, if that's why you're asking.

you got that right. I took my girl at the time there and she was a 10 all day long and they pointed out the smallest bit of fat on her inner thigh and told her she could work as a trial run but had to tone that area down some LOL. Her legs were the same size all the way up too. Not that fat shit. The girls there are so fucking hot

NaughtyRob · 01-14-2015, 10:53 PM

The girls make way more $ at those. You must be over 21 at those because they serve alcohol. The full nude ones you can be 18, no alcohol. (the girls are 18 and up also)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

the Shemp · 01-14-2015, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

The best in Vancouver...the one, the only... Orange no5.

Orange no5

I may be biased as my mate owns it ;)

Bon Jovi , even credits it on "Slippery When Wet"

And its ex sister club the Marble Arch (now no longer) was mentioned in Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls"

And in the early days hosted some great adult webmaster...err get togethers ;)

No need to thank me for the trivia ;)

i agree with Nick ... and thanks for the trays of shooters ...

pornmasta · 01-14-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

i agree with Nick ... and thanks for the trays of shooters ...

yeah, go canucks go

just a punk · 01-15-2015, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

When you've mostly been to stateside strip clubs it is. Let me guess...you've been there and done that as a superior Russian.

I have no idea what "superior Russian" is. I just don't like your strip bars. They are boring as hell and your girls are ugly as hell too. I'd better spend my money in a good steak house. This is how real strip clubs look like. No offense please.

iamBoogieman · 01-15-2015, 03:59 AM

Vegas.

hadden · 01-15-2015, 04:05 AM

fitzmulti · 01-15-2015, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I was disgusted to see most strip bars in vegas were topless only. Seems like there should be a law against that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

The girls make way more $ at those. You must be over 21 at those because they serve alcohol. The full nude ones you can be 18, no alcohol. (the girls are 18 and up also)

^^^What Rob said.
If you really need the pussy in all the clubs, hit Atlanta! ;-)

slapass · 01-15-2015, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

The best in Vancouver...the one, the only... Orange no5.

Orange no5

I may be biased as my mate owns it ;)

Bon Jovi , even credits it on "Slippery When Wet"

And its ex sister club the Marble Arch (now no longer) was mentioned in Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls"

And in the early days hosted some great adult webmaster...err get togethers ;)

No need to thank me for the trivia ;)

I know everyone went to a strip club in about 2003 when there was a Vancouver show. Was this the one?

(I met you at the golf outing)

slapass · 01-15-2015, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

^^^What Rob said.
If you really need the pussy in all the clubs, hit Atlanta! ;-)

Best time ever in a strip club was in Atlanta. I had pictures some where. They did a girl/girl show and then let me join a bit. Not bad when you think of it being in the states.

The above is only if you don't count Brazil clubs, as obviously there, the above happens all the time.

XMaster · 01-15-2015, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I have no idea what "superior Russian" is. I just don't like your strip bars. They are boring as hell and your girls are ugly as hell too. I'd better spend my money in a good steak house. This is how real strip clubs look like. No offense please.

This is the kind of club i'm looking for. Any particular name / contact I could be in touch with? Feel free to PM me

I see some great addresses guys. thanks!

just a punk · 01-15-2015, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by XMaster

This is the kind of club i'm looking for. Any particular name / contact I could be in touch with? Feel free to PM me

I see some great addresses guys. thanks!

Here you go: Стриптиз-клубы Москвы. Note the ones which description includes "Увольнения" as a service - the dancers there do sex for money.

Over 50 strip clubs are open every night in Moscow (not strip bars or other places where striptease is just a part of some event). On the other hand, there is a ton of much more interesting places to visit at the night for a much less money... ;)

AntonMG · 01-15-2015, 08:03 AM

I love the Secret Square in Paris (former Stringfellows).

Horatio Caine · 01-15-2015, 08:35 AM

Thailand. end of story.

Nickatilynx · 01-15-2015, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

i agree with Nick ... and thanks for the trays of shooters ...

You are very welcome...

We should do one again sometime

Slapass, it might have been. The one arranged by Kimmykim? I think me and my mate that owns the no5 won it LOL ;)

Was that the one where wiseman got into a fight with a cabbie lol?

I think that was the one where I made the password to tell the bouncers in order to get in without cover charge etc , "give us a kiss , big boy"

;)

Then there was the time with mannythefreak.....

;)

DWB · 01-15-2015, 12:43 PM

I used to think strip clubs were the greatest thing on earth until I discovered sex clubs. Why settle for a lap dance when you can fuck them?

The hottest girls I've seen to date in such places are in Colombia.

Jman · 01-15-2015, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

The best in Vancouver...the one, the only... Orange no5.

Orange no5

I may be biased as my mate owns it ;)

Bon Jovi , even credits it on "Slippery When Wet"

And its ex sister club the Marble Arch (now no longer) was mentioned in Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls"

And in the early days hosted some great adult webmaster...err get togethers ;)

No need to thank me for the trivia ;)

Got some fine memories of this place

DraX · 01-15-2015, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Strip bars suck. Google for striptease clubs. For example, here in Moscow girls in 90%+ striptease clubs are fully naked. I mean, you can seat at your chair, drink whiskey/vodka/what do you want and touch fully naked babes where and how do you want. If you want more, you can pay for the continuation (yes, it's a prostitution) ;)

P.S. Moscow strippers look like the best girls from met-art/playboy/hustler or something like that (you can throw a stone at me if that's not true), but not like a junky cellulite ones you can usually meet in the US strip bars (those would never get a job in Moscow)

P.P.S. People say that in Kiev the prices are much lower and the girls are as hot as in Moscow, but take it in mind: 1 of 4 Ukrainian babes is HIV positive...

I believe you and russian girls are some of the most beautiful.

escorpio · 01-15-2015, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I went to Madonna's in Tijuana years ago. Imagine going to a strip club, seeing a girl who looks like young Selma Hayek grind the pole for a few minutes...then you pay the manager to fuck her.

No need to imagine.

NatalieK · 01-15-2015, 06:24 PM

F.Y.E.O in Bournemouth was a nice club, but nothing on the clubs here in Torrevieja.

My partner & I we're walking home early hours of the morning, see the lights on to the club, there's so many! Enjoying a last drink, quite quiet, but still alive at 4 in the morning

DMRC · 01-15-2015, 07:28 PM

My house.

huey · 01-15-2015, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You are very welcome...

We should do one again sometime

Slapass, it might have been. The one arranged by Kimmykim? I think me and my mate that owns the no5 won it LOL ;)

Was that the one where wiseman got into a fight with a cabbie lol?

I think that was the one where I made the password to tell the bouncers in order to get in without cover charge etc , "give us a kiss , big boy"

;)

Then there was the time with mannythefreak.....

;)

I was there Monday to watch the football game, still my fave place to drink in Van, hows the golf game?

ReggieDurango · 01-15-2015, 11:06 PM

Club Supersex in Montreal is quite nice

fappingJack · 01-16-2015, 02:20 AM

Vegas? I dont know. Just butting in. Haha peace

XMaster · 01-16-2015, 03:33 AM

Some great clubs out there but I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Titty Twister

slapass · 01-16-2015, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You are very welcome...

We should do one again sometime

Slapass, it might have been. The one arranged by Kimmykim? I think me and my mate that owns the no5 won it LOL ;)

Was that the one where wiseman got into a fight with a cabbie lol?

I think that was the one where I made the password to tell the bouncers in order to get in without cover charge etc , "give us a kiss , big boy"

;)

Then there was the time with mannythefreak.....

;)

Kimmykim for the win. Great night.

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JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	Houston used to have the best strip clubs. Not sure of the current status. The city changed some zoning laws and Caligula XXI closed a few years ago.

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