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Rictor · 01-25-2001, 10:28 AM

My wife told me to ask. Why do women think we all name our pee pees? That's silly, isn't it Mr. Jumbo?

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Scraper · 01-25-2001, 10:36 AM

Mine has been nicknamed God.

Well, I assume so anyway. All I ever hear is "GOD, GOD, GOD that feels good".

MrCockTale · 01-25-2001, 12:44 PM

Mine is called Michael Jordan, don't ask
me why

blakkfrogg · 01-25-2001, 03:33 PM

My bologna has a first name;
It's R-U

My bologna has a last name;
It's N-YET

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Warphead · 01-25-2001, 05:46 PM

Big Pete

Rictor · 01-25-2001, 11:06 PM

I read those to my wife...she's cracking up...keep 'em coming.

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Bake · 01-25-2001, 11:30 PM

Stanley (the power drill)

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Balljoints · 01-25-2001, 11:35 PM

Ok Bake. I think most of us have watched Ford Fairlane...

Stanley the power drill??

But I must tell you that when I got online today I thought about posting that, but thought better because it was overplayed LOL

Balljoints

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Red · 01-25-2001, 11:47 PM

This is the perfect post for this story.

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides,"What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a >drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike', for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies.'"
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey Bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man to his left, with a smile, looks back and says, "Timex." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

Red

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MrCockTale · 01-26-2001, 11:52 AM

Stanley the power drill?? Don't they sell
those vibrators in a sex shop?

stangster · 01-26-2001, 02:52 PM

mini me, jr, little guy, lil' pal, lil' buddy, and thingy.

This prevents the girls from wanting me just for my cock. I'm tired of being used by women. I have feelings....

12clicks · 01-26-2001, 03:08 PM

taddy porter, thatcher longstreth, mookie mahat mabrim, etc.

Doctor Dre · 01-26-2001, 11:42 PM

bambooooooooooooo

Dafey · 01-27-2001, 03:16 AM

fredicus · 01-27-2001, 03:35 AM

Mine doesn't have a name,
It's got ATTITUDE !

ROFLOA

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dynamicsexxx · 01-27-2001, 05:57 AM

Well mine is called:
Big Lova

Enough said...

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xsites · 01-27-2001, 01:12 PM

I'm a female, but if I had a penis, I would name it "thor". But I do have a name for my female counterpart......."Viscosity"! HAHAHA!

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Wizzo · 01-27-2001, 01:19 PM

"Willy the 1 eyed wonder worm that works wonders with women when they want it!"

or

"Tanker" for short!

01-27-2001, 01:29 PM

I've actually named myself after my penis, hence the nickname, evildick.

Check out this crap site I made a long time ago with terribly photoshopped pictures of "the evil dick".
http://myown.sexplanets.com/hardcore/evildick/pics.htm

Don't ask. I was on drugs back then.

adsproul · 01-27-2001, 02:07 PM

Mine doesn't care what it's called, as long as I pet it.. LOL

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angelduster · 01-27-2001, 02:37 PM

g/f named mine, shlongzilla, she's creative.

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TheJimmy · 01-27-2001, 03:58 PM

yes,

"Hank the Workhorse"

ciao

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Dirtypainter · 01-27-2001, 04:51 PM

I call mine the 3.5" floppy.

got to love honesty

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TheJimmy · 01-27-2001, 04:52 PM

LOL, right on...that's a good one

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israeliguy · 01-27-2001, 05:33 PM

isnt the original name the dick is born with is "little [yourname]"

like Little Alex or Little Dave

misterwalrus · 01-27-2001, 05:50 PM

I've never named my dick but my first wife called it Hank, the second wife called it "her toy", and the girlfriend calls it BJ.

I think my dick now has an identity crisis.

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themotherfucker · 05-31-2001, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by misterwalrus:
I've never named my dick but my first wife called it Hank, the second wife called it "her toy", and the girlfriend calls it BJ.

I think my dick now has an identity crisis.

THEMOTHERFUCKER SINGS>>>>> misterwalrus
I can tell you're lying cuz when you're replying, stutter stutter, stutter stutter. Why do you always refer to your girlfriend as "the girlfriend" Am I a community service offering or what? And when did I call your dick BJ?? I never even see your dick, dick.
Shit, you have the identy crisis, not your dick.
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meshell · 05-31-2001, 03:10 AM

I had a bf that called his "my other me" but I called it peekaboo cuz it always showed up when you least expected it

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Eric · 05-31-2001, 09:58 AM

Well I have mine named and tattoed. One side it is "Your Name" so I can approach woman and ask, "if my dick has 'Your Name' on it will you suck it?" Works like a charm. And on the other side is the real name. "Wendy" why do you think I named it "Wendy" well that is really only part of the name. When I get hard it shows the full tattoo "WelcomE to my johnson and have a Nice DaY"

Out
Eric_aka_RedEyes

Westin · 05-31-2001, 10:23 AM

My Pee-Pee has a first name, it's H_O_M_E_R ....

My Pee-Pee has a second name, it's H_O_M_E_R ....

hadden · 01-22-2015, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

Well I have mine named and tattoed. One side it is "Your Name" so I can approach woman and ask, "if my dick has 'Your Name' on it will you suck it?" Works like a charm. And on the other side is the real name. "Wendy" why do you think I named it "Wendy" well that is really only part of the name. When I get hard it shows the full tattoo "WelcomE to my johnson and have a Nice DaY"

Out
Eric_aka_RedEyes

iamBoogieman · 01-22-2015, 11:25 PM

Mine name as johnson.

DAMNMAN · 01-22-2015, 11:26 PM

I named mine Sue, 'cause one day he's gonna have to fend for himself and it's a rough world out there. He's gotta be tough!!!

Caldo · 01-23-2015, 01:36 AM

I named mine Mr.Coco

DraX · 01-23-2015, 02:33 AM

Always been............

Mr snuggles

EngineCash · 01-23-2015, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

This is the perfect post for this story.

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides,"What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a >drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike', for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies.'"
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey Bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man to his left, with a smile, looks back and says, "Timex." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

Red

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Ahhaha, nice story man...

247mg · 01-23-2015, 05:27 AM

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fappingJack · 01-23-2015, 05:47 AM

mine is JACK

SmutHammer · 01-23-2015, 09:49 AM

Wow, a bump from 2001. Fun thread though, Mine has had many names, for some reason girls feel the need to do that... One example would be LilCandy called it "Mr. Spit-up"

romeo22 · 01-23-2015, 09:54 AM

So 14yo thread comes to the first page loll

brassmonkey · 01-23-2015, 10:00 AM

aka123 · 01-23-2015, 10:06 AM

Yes: penis.

bronco67 · 01-23-2015, 01:31 PM

Mr Bodangles

01-25-2001, 10:28 AM	#1
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Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	Mine has been nicknamed God. Well, I assume so anyway. All I ever hear is "GOD, GOD, GOD that feels good".

01-25-2001, 12:44 PM	#3
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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I read those to my wife...she's cracking up...keep 'em coming. ------------------ PigPorn TGP Big Penis Webmaster Program - Free Bannerless Hosting!

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Balljoints Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indiana Posts: 357	Ok Bake. I think most of us have watched Ford Fairlane... Stanley the power drill?? But I must tell you that when I got online today I thought about posting that, but thought better because it was overplayed LOL Balljoints [This message has been edited by Balljoints (edited 01-25-2001).]

01-25-2001, 11:47 PM	#9
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	This is the perfect post for this story. This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides,"What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a >drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike', for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies.'" The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey Bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to his left, with a smile, looks back and says, "Timex." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!" Red ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click

01-26-2001, 11:52 AM	#10
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	Stanley the power drill?? Don't they sell those vibrators in a sex shop?

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stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	mini me, jr, little guy, lil' pal, lil' buddy, and thingy. This prevents the girls from wanting me just for my cock. I'm tired of being used by women. I have feelings....

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fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	Mine doesn't have a name, It's got ATTITUDE ! ROFLOA ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

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dynamicsexxx Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wuennewil, FR, Switzerland Posts: 1	Well mine is called: Big Lova Enough said... ------------------ Webmaster of www.dynamicsexxx.com and www.10y.com

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xsites Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rocky Point, NY, USA Posts: 4	I'm a female, but if I had a penis, I would name it "thor". But I do have a name for my female counterpart......."Viscosity"! HAHAHA! ------------------ Pati

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01-27-2001, 01:29 PM	#19
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I've actually named myself after my penis, hence the nickname, evildick. Check out this crap site I made a long time ago with terribly photoshopped pictures of "the evil dick". http://myown.sexplanets.com/hardcore/evildick/pics.htm Don't ask. I was on drugs back then.

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adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Mine doesn't care what it's called, as long as I pet it.. LOL ------------------ -Andrew "If you're not living with a big cock, you're not a threat to my ability of getting laid!"

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angelduster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: madison, al, usa Posts: 117	g/f named mine, shlongzilla, she's creative. [/QUOTE] "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean if your tide is small, but if you sink the boat and tear open the ocean then your tide is biggest of all."

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TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	yes, "Hank the Workhorse" ciao ------------------ ...type-atcha-later, TheJ

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TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	LOL, right on...that's a good one ------------------ ...type-atcha-later, TheJ

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misterwalrus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burbank, Ca Posts: 270	I've never named my dick but my first wife called it Hank, the second wife called it "her toy", and the girlfriend calls it BJ. I think my dick now has an identity crisis. ------------------ FUCK ALL Y'ALL

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Well I have mine named and tattoed. One side it is "Your Name" so I can approach woman and ask, "if my dick has 'Your Name' on it will you suck it?" Works like a charm. And on the other side is the real name. "Wendy" why do you think I named it "Wendy" well that is really only part of the name. When I get hard it shows the full tattoo "WelcomE to my johnson and have a Nice DaY" Out Eric_aka_RedEyes

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Westin Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 393	My Pee-Pee has a first name, it's H_O_M_E_R .... My Pee-Pee has a second name, it's H_O_M_E_R ....

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SmutHammer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,840	Wow, a bump from 2001. Fun thread though, Mine has had many names, for some reason girls feel the need to do that... One example would be LilCandy called it "Mr. Spit-up"