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brassmonkey · 01-26-2015, 12:40 PM

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP) ? A New York supermarket employee has been accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants.

State police say Gregory Rodriguez, of Ossining, is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny. Rodriguez works at the A&P in Croton-on-Hudson. Police were called Monday about the theft. Rodriguez was arrested Tuesday.

A state police spokeswoman, Trooper Melissa McMorris, says the theft occurred in one day. She did not know if it involved more than one trip to the store. Rodriguez was arraigned Tuesday night in Cortlandt and sent to the Westchester County Jail. The court clerk says no lawyer was present and no plea was entered.

Rodriguez is due back in court with an attorney on Friday.

Police: Worker hid $1,200 worth of meat in pants - US news

MiamiBoyz · 01-26-2015, 01:24 PM

It has been my personal experience after doing a LOT of field research that guys with the last name Rodriquez normally are already packing a LOT of meat in their pants!

I am shocked he could fit any more in his pants with what he was packing already!

MassMarketing · 01-26-2015, 01:26 PM

Go big or go home

seeandsee · 01-26-2015, 01:30 PM

He was hungry

pornmasta · 01-26-2015, 02:19 PM

What's his name ? rodriguez ? yeah guilty...

420 · 01-26-2015, 02:23 PM

How much fucking meat can you buy for $1200? Let's say it's expensive $20 per pound meat. 60 pounds of meat wouldn't fit in most people's pants.

I heard juicy's meat is insured for like 12 million.

beerptrol · 01-26-2015, 02:25 PM

Probably needed all that meat to feed the 30-40 people he had in his pickup truck!

fappingJack · 01-26-2015, 07:06 PM

he sure has a big compartment in his pants for that worth

LazyBastard · 01-26-2015, 08:40 PM

What the hell? Was he wearing MC Hammer's pants?

Mr Pheer · 01-26-2015, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I heard juicy's meat is insured for like 12 million.

You didn't see the blowjob video with that Mary chic a few years ago?

iamBoogieman · 01-27-2015, 05:37 AM

Mc hammer. Lol

nico-t · 01-27-2015, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,902	Police: Worker hid $1,200 worth of meat in pants CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP) ? A New York supermarket employee has been accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants. State police say Gregory Rodriguez, of Ossining, is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny. Rodriguez works at the A&P in Croton-on-Hudson. Police were called Monday about the theft. Rodriguez was arrested Tuesday. A state police spokeswoman, Trooper Melissa McMorris, says the theft occurred in one day. She did not know if it involved more than one trip to the store. Rodriguez was arraigned Tuesday night in Cortlandt and sent to the Westchester County Jail. The court clerk says no lawyer was present and no plea was entered. Rodriguez is due back in court with an attorney on Friday. Police: Worker hid $1,200 worth of meat in pants - US news __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	Probably needed all that meat to feed the 30-40 people he had in his pickup truck! __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

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MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	It has been my personal experience after doing a LOT of field research that guys with the last name Rodriquez normally are already packing a LOT of meat in their pants! I am shocked he could fit any more in his pants with what he was packing already!

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,942	What's his name ? rodriguez ? yeah guilty...

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	How much fucking meat can you buy for $1200? Let's say it's expensive $20 per pound meat. 60 pounds of meat wouldn't fit in most people's pants. I heard juicy's meat is insured for like 12 million.

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fappingJack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: somewhere down the road Posts: 2,172	he sure has a big compartment in his pants for that worth

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LazyBastard Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 200	What the hell? Was he wearing MC Hammer's pants?

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iamBoogieman So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Somewhere out there. :) Posts: 1,329	Mc hammer. Lol