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brassmonkey · 02-03-2015, 11:41 PM

A Wichita Falls man made news last week when he was arrested while trying to pay his property taxes.

Only there?s a little bit more to the story than that. The 27-year old Texan, Timothy Andrew Norris, arrived in person at the Wichita County Courthouse to pay his $600 property tax with individual dollar bills ? only there was a twist. Or, er, a fold. Norris had allegedly folded each bill so tightly that it ?required tax office personnel approximately six minutes to unfold each bill.?

If you?re doing the math, that means that it would take 3,600 minutes ? or 60 hours, longer than a work week ? to unfold the bills.

Tax Assessor Collector Tommy Smyth said that the spectacle brought work in the office to a halt so he asked Norris to leave. Norris refused and was eventually arrested and charged with criminal trespass. As you can imagine, Norris was none too happy about being arrested and attempted to break away from the arresting officer, earning him an additional charge of resisting arrest.

Norris might have been agitated because he was cutting it a bit close. According to the ?official online window on state government service from the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts,? most counties and/or municipalities usually mail their tax bills in October. The final deadline for payment is generally February 1, after which a payment is considered delinquent. Norris arrived at the courthouse before the delinquency date ? on January 28 ? to pay his taxes which means that he was still on time.

Texas Man Arrested After Attempt To Pay Taxes With Dollar Bills - Forbes

ErectMedia · 02-03-2015, 11:47 PM

I dig how he was trying to stick it to them but if your taxes are a 3 digit number think you should iron all the bills and buy them lunch as well.

L-Pink · 02-03-2015, 11:54 PM

$600. Property tax? Is he doing this once a month or once a year?

Penny24Seven · 02-04-2015, 12:08 AM

1000 where I live in Florida

10,000 where my buddy lives a little north
18,000 my buddy north of him

what did we learn from that? yes I have 2 buddies

iamBoogieman · 02-04-2015, 12:10 AM

Tax evasion strategy.

sandman! · 02-04-2015, 12:33 AM

Relentless · 02-04-2015, 03:44 AM

If he put that much effort into earning money he would have a much higher tax bill...

RummyBoy · 02-04-2015, 03:46 AM

THis is funny

Harmon · 02-04-2015, 03:47 AM

Freedom6995 · 02-04-2015, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

$600. Property tax? Is he doing this once a month or once a year?

I pay $0 in property tax. Before you think I'm a broke ass mutha...so does everyone else.

k0nr4d · 02-04-2015, 06:21 AM

Property tax varies from place to place. I pay around $300 in property tax/year

pornguy · 02-04-2015, 07:06 AM

We pay about 450 on the house and the empty lots we pay another 300. Expensive for this area when the poor people with 50$ Just depends on the location.

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,916	Texas Man Arrested After Attempt To Pay Taxes With Dollar Bills A Wichita Falls man made news last week when he was arrested while trying to pay his property taxes. Only there?s a little bit more to the story than that. The 27-year old Texan, Timothy Andrew Norris, arrived in person at the Wichita County Courthouse to pay his $600 property tax with individual dollar bills ? only there was a twist. Or, er, a fold. Norris had allegedly folded each bill so tightly that it ?required tax office personnel approximately six minutes to unfold each bill.? If you?re doing the math, that means that it would take 3,600 minutes ? or 60 hours, longer than a work week ? to unfold the bills. Tax Assessor Collector Tommy Smyth said that the spectacle brought work in the office to a halt so he asked Norris to leave. Norris refused and was eventually arrested and charged with criminal trespass. As you can imagine, Norris was none too happy about being arrested and attempted to break away from the arresting officer, earning him an additional charge of resisting arrest. Norris might have been agitated because he was cutting it a bit close. According to the ?official online window on state government service from the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts,? most counties and/or municipalities usually mail their tax bills in October. The final deadline for payment is generally February 1, after which a payment is considered delinquent. Norris arrived at the courthouse before the delinquency date ? on January 28 ? to pay his taxes which means that he was still on time. Texas Man Arrested After Attempt To Pay Taxes With Dollar Bills - Forbes __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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