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CurrentlySober · 04-29-2015, 05:10 AM

Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

ownedbox · 04-29-2015, 05:19 AM

is that a shit?

Milfer · 04-29-2015, 05:20 AM

do you believe in that bull "shit"?

nico-t · 04-29-2015, 05:41 AM

I think you'll become your biggest desire. In your case you will become this:

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-29-2015, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.

XMaster · 04-29-2015, 05:53 AM

I think you will revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been, e.g. :

brassmonkey · 04-29-2015, 06:04 AM

im going to hell dogg

CurrentlySober · 04-29-2015, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.

Cool - I'll no longer be fat then

CaptainHowdy · 04-29-2015, 06:46 AM

You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

Struggle4Bucks · 04-29-2015, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.

Post proof or banned

brassmonkey · 04-29-2015, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

scarlettcontent · 04-29-2015, 06:56 AM

your soul has no age or shape

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-29-2015, 06:59 AM

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Cool - I'll no longer be fat then

I like big ole boys

If we're talkin bodies...you got a perfect one so put it on meeee. Sorry. Just felt a lil song in me.

Sid70 · 04-29-2015, 07:28 AM

I believe in being abducted by Aliens after we die - they take what's left, the last breath out and form a little sphere off you so you can move in space without a problem.

SvenGun · 04-29-2015, 08:14 AM

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I believe in being abducted by Aliens after we die - they take what's left, the last breath out and form a little sphere off you so you can move in space without a problem.

Good stuff

2MuchMark · 04-29-2015, 09:04 AM

THere's no heaven, no hell, no god. What you've got right here, right now, is all there is. The next time some priest offers you salvation or ticket to heaven, tell him to go fuck himself.

You want heaven? Here are some ways: Make love to a beautiful woman. Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake. Have a beer with your buds. Visit a local park and enjoy the view. Parachute out of an airplane. Hug your kids, and do whatever else makes you happy. Love life.

CPA-Rush · 04-29-2015, 10:46 AM

too busy killing my time in life (or fighting ) to care about how i will look in heaven

-there are several types of heaven .

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You want heaven? Here are some ways: Make love to a beautiful woman. Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake. Have a beer with your buds. Visit a local park and enjoy the view. Parachute out of an airplane. Hug your kids, and do whatever else makes you happy. Love life.

you forget something be polite and ask her to not cheat u !!

aka123 · 04-29-2015, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

It is the most optimum age and shape of course, and if you are not happy for some reason, all it takes is a swing from a magic wand.

JFK · 04-29-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

brassmonkey · 04-29-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

with double D tits

J. Falcon · 04-29-2015, 11:20 AM

ZeroHero · 04-29-2015, 11:27 AM

To St. Poozus?

CurrentlySober · 04-29-2015, 11:34 AM

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Make love to a beautiful woman...

Cant - I'm so fat I'd crush her, and if she got on top my belly and thighs prevent her reaching my penis

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Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake...

Boat would sink...

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Have a beer with your buds...

I'm a Recovering Alcoholic who cant drink (but still does) but that aside... As if I have any 'buds'...

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Visit a local park and enjoy the view...

Police have barred me from ALL local parks and public areas, after the last incident...

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Parachute out of an airplane....

I'm too heavy... Not only do they not make parachutes in my size, They wont take me up in a plane as I cannot be insured...

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Hug your kids...

Cant afford kids...

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do whatever else makes you happy..

Liking Poo makes me happy

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Love Poo...

CurrentlySober · 04-29-2015, 11:36 AM

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You mean theres loads of rappers there?

clickity click · 04-29-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cool - I'll no longer be fat then

You will always be fat. Even in the afterlife.

DAMNMAN · 04-29-2015, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

Yes, you stay the same age approximately 14 billion years, give or take. Your atoms that is.

Grapesoda · 04-29-2015, 07:55 PM

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Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

I'm goin' to PUSSY HEAVEN!!!!!!!

Mutt · 04-29-2015, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

THere's no heaven, no hell, no god. What you've got right here, right now, is all there is.

And you know this how?

PaperstreetWinston · 04-29-2015, 09:15 PM

not sure but its gonna be intense

MiamiBoyz · 04-30-2015, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cool - I'll no longer be fat then

Well, I can tell you that you will have a huge weight lose after you die so there is that as a plus.

However, you will no longer exist which is seen by some as a negative.

I am of the opinion that once your brain stops working that you stop existing in any form.

SekobA · 04-30-2015, 02:55 AM

Im tinking what to fuck not when i die

ManPuppy · 04-30-2015, 10:04 AM

When you die and go to Heaven, the English greet you at the gate, the French prepare all the food, the Italians provide the entertainment, and the Germans organize everything.

When you die and go to Hell, the French greet you at the gate, the English prepare all the food, the Germans provide the entertainment, and the Italians organize everything.

MaDalton · 04-30-2015, 10:09 AM

none of us on here will go to heaven

Sunny Day · 04-30-2015, 10:13 AM

Just like a 4th of July picnic, you sit at a long table, full of food and ALL your friends and family, for your entire life are at the table. Your favorite pets too. That's how one girl explained it to me.

I didn't ask the logistics of how your friends can be at your table and at the same time be at their families and friends tables. God must truly work in mysterious ways.

ZeroHero · 04-30-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

none of us on here will go to heaven

That's a fact

SEXTANT · 04-30-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ownedbox

is that a shit?

That is the shit

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

none of us on here will go to heaven

I'm going to heaven!

SEXTANT · 04-30-2015, 12:11 PM

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I'm going to heaven!

Why when the crew is in hell

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 01:50 PM

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Why when the crew is in hell

Will you be there with a red flower just like the one on your eye to greet me? I'll consider coming in that case.

MaDalton · 04-30-2015, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I'm going to heaven!

you're a sinner too! :P

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 02:04 PM

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you're a sinner too! :P

Shhh. That's between ME and YOU <3

Rochard · 04-30-2015, 02:06 PM

I never thought about this.

I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.

ZeroHero · 04-30-2015, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I never thought about this.

I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.

When you die your life powers transform into a light and back to its natural and basic form and place, noone ever really dies - N.E.R.D.

Penny24Seven · 04-30-2015, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

And you know this how?

I had a feeling you believed in all that stuff

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.

I think that's talking about the physical form here on earth. All souls are beautiful, young or old.

L-Pink · 04-30-2015, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

im going to hell dogg

I'll save you a nice warm seat.

SBJ · 04-30-2015, 08:03 PM

I'm going to hell and bringing my own window AC

But this thread made me think of this movie.. A great movie

L-Pink · 04-30-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I never thought about this.

I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.

Actually the expression is "Die young, wear clean underwear" You never want to spend eternity old with dirty boxers.

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MiamiBoyz · 04-30-2015, 09:50 PM

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Actually the expression is "Die young, wear clean underwear" You never want to spend eternity old with dirty boxers.

I go commando but that's beside the point...

"The saying ?Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse!? is often wrongly attributed to actor James Dean. Dean didn't actually say it ? at least not in his movies."

SOURCE

What IS actually even more interesting is the movie that this line is from. It was set in the 1940's and just as today race is playing a part in the movie. The movie is based on a book written by an african-american author.

From the article:

"Back then, it was unusual for an African-American author to write a book in which the central characters were white. But Motley was ahead of his time in terms of color-blind thinking and the book became a popular bestseller.

When some color-sensitive critics complained about a ?Negro? writing about white folks, Motley responded: ?My race is the human race.?

Indeed, that empathetic concept is a central theme of the book and movie.

It is memorably summed up by Bogart in the film, when he says to the jury who will decide if Nick is executed: ?Until we do away with the type of neighborhood that produced this boy, ten will spring up to take his place, a hundred, a thousand. Until we wipe out the slums and rebuild them, knock on any door and you may find Nick Romano.?

Quotation expert Ralph Keyes speculates in his book The Quote Verifier that Motley may have been ?recycling street talk? when he wrote the line ?Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse.?

Interesting that nothing has changed at all in America.

romeo22 · 05-01-2015, 12:22 AM

you ask something that noone knows

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