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worst way to die?
what, in your opinion, would be the worst way to die? I think mine would have to be stranded at sea. Cats just hate getting wet.
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So Fucking Banned
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Burned alive like that Jordanian pilot.
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( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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from constipation...
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this question/thread is shit.
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working on my tan
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Shot by a cop even though I dindu nuffin.
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it reminds me "les idées noires" by Franquin, a great Belgian cartoonist.
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Probably being tortured days before you eventually die. Although if it continues any longer it is more like painful living.
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Raise Your Weapon
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So become a pro of the Sea so you'll never become a-drift, and will always know where you are!
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Raise Your Weapon
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This is a better one: death and destruction at the end
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To be eaten alive by another living creature. I think an alligator would be the scariest, and hopefully I'd die of a heart attack before he finishes his meal.
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Hmm.. "good choise", but it is not that easy to become eaten alive, if you mean being swallowed as a whole. Being bitten to peaces is just regular stuff, but if you would end up alive into the stomach? Probably you would suffocate soon, but if not, then it will get more interesting. Would the gastric acids melt you down slowly? Or would you die to lack of water/ hunger? Or to stay alive eating and drinking what the animal has eaten? Although the answer is suffocation.
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Probably burned alive
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by chocking, i guess,
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Being buried alive and not dieing for a few days/week
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burnt...
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Trapped in a tight space where I couldn't move or see anything.
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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wood chipper
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I have a recurring nightmare something like that. A huge relief to wake up.
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To die without ever really living would be the worse way
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cancer probably has all of these beat...
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prison riot raped and head cut off
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if you die knowing you got reach doing porn
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Skinned alive would be right up there ...
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after a while the body will shut the pain off
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Drowning or burned alive.
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It's 42
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you've watched too many movies...
pain doesn't magically disappear. People will pass out on and off, but it will wake you the fuck up in a hurry shortly after. the only reason they do this in movies is because listening to someone moan and scream for longer than a few seconds is unsettling to the viewer...
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I'd take the wood chipper or burning alive than dying from cancer
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Being locked in a room listening to Sam Smith songs...
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injured and left for dead, alone
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When I go I want it to be quick and painless.
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starving, it takes months
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This is why when I hear somebody died of a heart attack my thought is 'That's wonderful. Congrats to all involved'. Because other than dying in your sleep a sudden fatal heart attack is the closest thing.
Cancer is bad, different cancers though have different courses of destruction - some are not nearly as painful as others and with some the pain only comes near the end when a good doctor should be able to keep the pain at bay with narcotics. It's still illegal to prescribe heroin for the terminally ill which is mind blowingly cruel and stupid. Canadian Supreme Court just handed down a decision that is fairly broad, stating that assisted suicide is legal for people in a lot of pain, and they didn't make a distinction between physical and mental suffering. The government has a year to pass a law setting the conditions/rules for assisted suicide. If they do nothing then by default it becomes legal BUT no doctor or friend will want to risk helping somebody to die because the risk is you could still be charged and have a long legal battle to defend yourself. I'm hoping Harper does the right thing and passes a reasonable assisted suicide law similar to Switzerland's. I doubt he will unfortunately.
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OH, my bad. next time I'll title it "shit thread" I'm sure tons of you would love it then, at least CurrentlySober
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Alzheimers and old age.. Sorry but it would suck to be stuck on this earth the last 10-20+ years not remembering who people are and not being able to move around on your own.
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Abortion/been born
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To die the day before a big revenue check was coming would be horrible
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So Fucking Banned
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Stuck with either of my ex-wives
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to die because the lack of oxygen , to die while u r fighting alone or with your family/clan/country..etc
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For people who have suffered with serious depression and treatments haven't helped - yes. Anti-depressants have been greatly exaggerated as cures, many people don't get much improvement from them and psychotherapy has never been proven to work - other than by a placebo effect. So if somebody with crippling depression who's tried a bunch of treatments and still is suffering - who are we to force them to keep on suffering?
Doctors diagnose so many people these days with 'depression', many of them who really aren't sick but just going through a bad period in life or just generally not happy, that people don't understand for that for some people depression is severe, not just feeling blue, people that wake up one day and everything is dark, they can't function at all. For those of us who've never experienced there's no way to truly understand.
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