Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

View Poll Results: Do you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom?
Yes, all the time 23 50.00%
I don't have to, I am resistant to bacteria 8 17.39%
I was ahead of time so I dont get my dick dirty 12 26.09%
I lick them clean, fuck soap and water 1 2.17%
I'm to poar to buy soap 2 4.35%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 03-16-2003, 07:02 AM   #1
Paraskass
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
Posts: 5,829
:tongue Do you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom?

Just wonder this all the time when I shake a person's hand...
__________________
Paraskass is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:06 AM   #2
Chong
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vegas
Posts: 1,584
poar?
Chong is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:14 AM   #3
Paraskass
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
Posts: 5,829
yes... poar is in poor...

my bad, i'm not the most fluent english speaking guy
__________________
Paraskass is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:16 AM   #4
Muff
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,782
Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Muff is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:24 AM   #5
Jizar II
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: LLL©
Posts: 1,425
Jizar II is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:33 AM   #6
delia
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Europe
Posts: 381
Quote:
Originally posted by Muff
Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."
So i guess the navy guys are smarter than the other guys? LOL
__________________
ProAdult My number one AVS
delia is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 07:40 AM   #7
Kat - Fast
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The bushes behind your house
Posts: 2,303
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
Kat - Fast is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 11:42 AM   #8
Funbrunette
Confirmed User
 
Funbrunette's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 4,834
Even if you washed your hands, if the last person to touch the door knob didn't you still get shit on your hands! I'm a freak when it comes to hygiene...I carry a little bottle of "curel" in my purse so I can disinfect my hands often...Since I've seen a show on how 90% of bacteria it carried by your hands, I'm a bit obessive compulsive about it!
__________________
Stephanie (Funbrunette)
[email protected]
ICQ: 155-713-409
Funbrunette is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 11:43 AM   #9
rooster
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,384
no. sometimes im too lazy even to flush
rooster is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 11:43 AM   #10
Slick
Confirmed User
 
Slick's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houghton, MI
Posts: 7,338
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
ROFL, ha ha ha, you've got a good point.
Slick is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 12:30 PM   #11
Lane
Will code for food...
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
Posts: 8,496
Quote:
Originally posted by Paraskass
yes... poar is in poor...

my bad, i'm not the most fluent english speaking guy
"is in"? you mean "as in" ?
__________________
Lane is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 12:57 PM   #12
Muff
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,782
Quote:
Originally posted by Kat
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
It would make more sense to wash your hands before going to the washroom.

Think of the shit you touch through out the day and then you go and touch your penis...
Muff is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 01:01 PM   #13
Kat - Fast
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The bushes behind your house
Posts: 2,303
Been there visited the clinic - I gave myself non-specific urethitis when I was a bike mechanic
Kat - Fast is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 01:02 PM   #14
[Labret]
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
Posts: 10,945
no. I dont piss and shit on my hands.
[Labret] is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 02:39 PM   #15
AdultNex
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bostonnnn
Posts: 8,985
I'm have a mild dose of OCD. I have to wash my hands at least 7 times a day -- Germs irk me out.
AdultNex is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 03:03 PM   #16
XxXotic
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Da Swamps
Posts: 8,500
my mother taught me not to piss on my hands
__________________
Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013
XxXotic is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 03:12 PM   #17
dav555add
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 3,427
1- go into restrooms
2-get 3 clean piece of paper, make sure you only touch one side
3-wash hand
4-use 1st piece of paper to turn off water
5-piss
6-wash hand
7-use 2nd piece of paper to turn off water
8-use 3rd piece of paper to open door
__________________
...
dav555add is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 04:25 PM   #18
Herb Kornfield
Is on the 1
 
Herb Kornfield's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philly Burbs
Posts: 4,996
Absolutely.....Raise the seat with your foot as well, no one knows whats under the seat....
Herb Kornfield is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2003, 04:31 PM   #19
playa
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: atlanta, GA
Posts: 6,432
You guys got it all wrong

the purpose of washing your hands is not because your dick is dirty or you pee on it, its because when you flush the toilet with hands

i always use my elbow or foot

also touching the door handle on your way out defeats the whole purpose
playa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.