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PornDiscounts-V · 04-01-2015, 02:31 AM

I hate song birds that chirp all fucking night long. The one that comes back to my neighbor's yard year after year. This one sings the songs of the budgie birds next door, then morning dove, car alarm, shit I don't recognize and various motors of some kind.

At my last address I got fed up with one and shot it out of the tree with my shotgun. Not sure how much longer I can take it this year before I blast this fucker too.

Seth Manson · 04-01-2015, 03:06 AM

Why not just shoot yourself instead, and then you never have to worry about that fucking horrible bird again?

SilentKnight · 04-01-2015, 04:35 AM

Maybe there's a neighbourhood puppy you can kick, too.

MrBottomTooth · 04-01-2015, 04:41 AM

I have giant crows that see their reflection in the reflective window tint on my windows and attack it every morning. While they are attacking they release tons of shit everywhere. The whole wall is basically windows so the only way i can clean it is with a 16 foot ladder. Im gonna shoot them all this weekend.

Barry-xlovecam · 04-01-2015, 04:45 AM

Use a pellet gun -- it's quieter and usually not lethal. The idea is to scare the bird away permanently -- not eat it.

MrBottomTooth · 04-01-2015, 04:56 AM

The only pellet gun i have is a higher powered kind that will kill them anyway. These birds dont scare away. They're fighting for territory (with their own reflection which never gives up) so the shit bath for my house doesnt stop until part way through the summer. I assume it is something to do with their mating season or something.

bronco67 · 04-01-2015, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Why not just shoot yourself instead, and then you never have to worry about that fucking horrible bird again?

ragingrhizome · 04-01-2015, 02:18 PM

What you need is a scare decoy! I had a spruce tree that was so infested with starlings that when the flock arrived the tree would visibly shake and it was not a small tree. They were so loud that it was flat out ridiculous! We put up a silhouette of an owl that my father got somewhere and they were gone immediately and never came back.

You may be able to cut a silhouette of a hawk out of cardboard, paint it black and put it on a pole or hang it. It will scare the shit out of songbirds and they will not come back.

Google "visual scares and predator decoys." They're not worth $50 but you could make one yourself pretty easily out of a kid's kickball or something.

CaptainHowdy · 04-01-2015, 02:32 PM

Get a cat ...

mikesouth · 04-01-2015, 03:20 PM

To Kill A Mockingbird

SilentKnight · 04-01-2015, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Get a cat ...

Was gonna say get a falcon. Watch the food chain in action - better than reality TV.

PornDiscounts-V · 04-02-2015, 03:47 AM

We have hawks that hunt the field by our house. I hear it screech once in a while. But it doesn't attack the song bird. These things are decently big for a bird and attack cats, dogs, etc.

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04-01-2015, 02:31 AM	#1
PornDiscounts-V Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: L.A. Posts: 5,740	Crazy night song bird in neighbors yard I hate song birds that chirp all fucking night long. The one that comes back to my neighbor's yard year after year. This one sings the songs of the budgie birds next door, then morning dove, car alarm, shit I don't recognize and various motors of some kind. At my last address I got fed up with one and shot it out of the tree with my shotgun. Not sure how much longer I can take it this year before I blast this fucker too.

04-01-2015, 04:41 AM	#4
MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	I have giant crows that see their reflection in the reflective window tint on my windows and attack it every morning. While they are attacking they release tons of shit everywhere. The whole wall is basically windows so the only way i can clean it is with a 16 foot ladder. Im gonna shoot them all this weekend. __________________ Get Paid Per Email Like The WEGCASH Days!!!!

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MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	The only pellet gun i have is a higher powered kind that will kill them anyway. These birds dont scare away. They're fighting for territory (with their own reflection which never gives up) so the shit bath for my house doesnt stop until part way through the summer. I assume it is something to do with their mating season or something. __________________ Get Paid Per Email Like The WEGCASH Days!!!!

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Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Why not just shoot yourself instead, and then you never have to worry about that fucking horrible bird again?

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04-01-2015, 02:18 PM	#8
ragingrhizome Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 31	What you need is a scare decoy! I had a spruce tree that was so infested with starlings that when the flock arrived the tree would visibly shake and it was not a small tree. They were so loud that it was flat out ridiculous! We put up a silhouette of an owl that my father got somewhere and they were gone immediately and never came back. You may be able to cut a silhouette of a hawk out of cardboard, paint it black and put it on a pole or hang it. It will scare the shit out of songbirds and they will not come back. Google "visual scares and predator decoys." They're not worth $50 but you could make one yourself pretty easily out of a kid's kickball or something.

04-02-2015, 03:47 AM	#12
PornDiscounts-V Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: L.A. Posts: 5,740	We have hawks that hunt the field by our house. I hear it screech once in a while. But it doesn't attack the song bird. These things are decently big for a bird and attack cats, dogs, etc. Northern Mockingbird Attacks Hawk: __________________ Blog Posts - Contextual Links - Hardlinks on 600+ Blog Network * Handwritten * 180 C Class IPs * Permanent! * Many Niches! * Bulk Discounts! GFYPosts /at/ J2Media.net