Fucking Sponsors - They All Say The Same Thing: We Are The Best! - GoFuckYourself.com

NastyJack · 03-16-2003, 05:38 AM

How stupid do they think we are!

Make millions.... Where the best.... Easy cash .... Where Tthe best.... Make millions.... blaw blaw blaw.....

I'm so sick of reading this over and over again!

Your not the best so face it - you may be one of the best but your not the best.

Telling us that your the best over and over again makes you look needy! Oh, look at me - I'm the best!

You can tell us that your the best until your blue in the face but the fact remains that your only the best if someone knows how to sale your smut.

What, are you the only one that has free content?
Are you the only one that pays on time?

Or maybe your the only one that has a good rep!

- The End -

Thank You!
NastyJack

Gman.357 · 03-16-2003, 05:41 AM

I'm convinced you've seriously lost your mind.

TDF · 03-16-2003, 05:42 AM

go with who makes the most for you per click and of course, your overall check

Mutt · 03-16-2003, 05:48 AM

i didn't like your monologue, it was uninspired, unoriginal, not particularly funny and I think you can do better.

GFY is turning into smut peddlers version of America Idol. People make posts like they are auditioning for something.

send in the next clown!

AWW - Kevin · 03-16-2003, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
send in the next clown!

today i drove past 5 hamburger shops claiming to
be the best in town...

Jakke PNG · 03-16-2003, 06:12 AM

Yes, So... sponsors should say. We're pretty good, but nowhere near the best.. please, promote our competition.

funkmaster · 03-16-2003, 06:14 AM

WE ARE FAR AWAY FROM BEEING THE SHITTIES OF THEM ALL, GIVE US A TRY TO FIND OUT YOURSELF !!!!

DearAbby · 03-16-2003, 07:05 AM

See Signature...

polish_aristocrat · 03-16-2003, 07:32 AM

if you make a gallery, you also tell the surfer that for only $2.99 he can join the best Ebony Gay site on the web

and not one of several average paysites with BS members area and hidden fees...

Gallardo · 03-16-2003, 07:32 AM

Hey man, calm down. I think you should have had sex. Don't be so aggressive/

Take care

escorpio · 03-16-2003, 07:33 AM

...honest stats with NO shaving!

NastyJack · 03-16-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Yes, So... sponsors should say. We're pretty good, but nowhere near the best.. please, promote our competition.

Yea Right!

What I'm saying is that the words "Where the best" ain't worth shit anymore case it's been driven into the ground. If a sponsor can't come up with something a little more original then "where the best" then it give me reason to wonder.

If your truly the best then you would not have to say it case others would say it for you!

Anyway - sponsors who think that webmasters sigh up with them because they clam to be the best are sadly mistaken. If anything it's a waste of space that could be used allot more productive.

For example - rather then wasting space with "where the best" have something productive like "click here to chat with a live rep".

I wish someone would copy right "where the best" so I wouldn't have to see it anymore!

Where the best - Bull shit!

Regards
NastyJack

Sly_RJ · 03-16-2003, 02:23 PM

They're all wrong. WE'RE THE BEST.

FATPad · 03-16-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
GFY is turning into smut peddlers version of America Idol. People make posts like they are auditioning for something.

send in the next clown!

HAHA

NastyJack · 03-16-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
if you make a gallery, you also tell the surfer that for only $2.99 he can join the best Ebony Gay site on the web and not one of several average paysites with BS members area and hidden fees...

Actually I don't use the words best or biggest to promote my sponsors case the way I see it they've heard it all before and it doesn't work anymore.

If anything, it turns people off!

For example, one of my sponsors was the first to bring high quality streams to the net and they most likely have the largest selection - but if I go yelling about it it's not going to do me any good. What I rather do is show them.

Talk is cheap - content talks!

Regards
NastyJack

stocktrader23 · 03-16-2003, 02:29 PM

We can honestly say we are the best site for "Girls fucking hot dog weiners while their husbands lick their asscrack and pour hot butter in their ear" site on the web.

Check us out if you don't believe it.

Luc Duboi · 03-16-2003, 02:34 PM

send in the next clown.

Rui · 03-16-2003, 02:55 PM

Must admit you got a point...

quiet · 03-16-2003, 02:58 PM

you should probably just give up.

FATPad · 03-16-2003, 03:00 PM

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XxXotic · 03-16-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
How stupid do they think we are!

Make millions.... Where the best.... Easy cash .... Where Tthe best.... Make millions.... blaw blaw blaw.....

I'm so sick of reading this over and over again!

Your not the best so face it - you may be one of the best but your not the best.

Telling us that your the best over and over again makes you look needy! Oh, look at me - I'm the best!

You can tell us that your the best until your blue in the face but the fact remains that your only the best if someone knows how to sale your smut.

What, are you the only one that has free content?
Are you the only one that pays on time?

Or maybe your the only one that has a good rep!

- The End -

Thank You!
NastyJack

i thought you quit the biz like 6 months ago?

AdultNex · 03-16-2003, 03:09 PM

I heard reverse psychology works.

"We are the shittiest sponsor. Our incredibly low rates and crappy content is surely going to make you zero, zilch, nada sales!"

Someone try it out and let us know the results.

gigi · 03-16-2003, 03:26 PM

I agree, saying 'We're the best.' isn't going to get you anywhere with webmasters....they are numb to that.

HOWEVER, I do believe details such as:

- paying on time, everytime
- free sponsor content
- payout info
- any extras ie: no popup tours etc etc

...are an important part of selling your program.

Just because many programs offer free sponsor content, doesn't mean I shouldn't let webmasters know that we also have content...

Also, a 'good reputation' is very important in this biz and should most definitely be used in your overall review of a sponsor.

These are all important factors webmasters need to know in order for them to make the best choice for their traffic.

foreverjason · 03-16-2003, 03:36 PM

There is no "the best" there are many great programs and usually the great programs are a bit humble.

Mighty Mike · 03-16-2003, 04:19 PM

sounds like jealousy

... · 03-16-2003, 05:19 PM

1997.

jimmyf · 03-16-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Yes, So... sponsors should say. We're pretty good, but nowhere near the best.. please, promote our competition.

nope, they should say we convert 1/125 and retain for 3 to 6 months.

, then show a chart, 1 sign up per
day = XXXXX sign ups per month = $ XXXX.XX per month

they ALL lie. Send a few 1,000 hit 2 one, you get NO sign ups, they want another chance, or they have a fucked up CC processor, don't change and wonder why you are not send'em traffice any longer.

jimmyf · 03-16-2003, 05:38 PM

Never ever say best, I am, we are the Best. They use to teach this in business 101. Might add, never say Number one

sumphatpimp · 03-16-2003, 06:06 PM

I KNOW I AM the Best !!!!!

I don't need you to promote.

RRRED · 03-16-2003, 06:25 PM

I hate that too... "#1 program on the web" and "Highest payouts" are used so much ya don't even notice it being said. When you can come up with some innovation or reasons that your program is different than the others, it goes alot further.

xxxinnovations · 03-16-2003, 06:29 PM

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i didn't like your monologue, it was uninspired, unoriginal, not particularly funny and I think you can do better. GFY is turning into smut peddlers version of America Idol. People make posts like they are auditioning for something. send in the next clown! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Yes, So... sponsors should say. We're pretty good, but nowhere near the best.. please, promote our competition. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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03-16-2003, 05:38 AM	#1
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Fucking Sponsors - They All Say The Same Thing: We Are The Best! How stupid do they think we are! Make millions.... Where the best.... Easy cash .... Where Tthe best.... Make millions.... blaw blaw blaw..... I'm so sick of reading this over and over again! Your not the best so face it - you may be one of the best but your not the best. Telling us that your the best over and over again makes you look needy! Oh, look at me - I'm the best! You can tell us that your the best until your blue in the face but the fact remains that your only the best if someone knows how to sale your smut. What, are you the only one that has free content? Are you the only one that pays on time? Or maybe your the only one that has a good rep! - The End - Thank You! NastyJack

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	I heard reverse psychology works. "We are the shittiest sponsor. Our incredibly low rates and crappy content is surely going to make you zero, zilch, nada sales!" Someone try it out and let us know the results.

03-16-2003, 03:26 PM	#23
gigi Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 691	I agree, saying 'We're the best.' isn't going to get you anywhere with webmasters....they are numb to that. HOWEVER, I do believe details such as: - paying on time, everytime - free sponsor content - payout info - any extras ie: no popup tours etc etc ...are an important part of selling your program. Just because many programs offer free sponsor content, doesn't mean I shouldn't let webmasters know that we also have content... Also, a 'good reputation' is very important in this biz and should most definitely be used in your overall review of a sponsor. These are all important factors webmasters need to know in order for them to make the best choice for their traffic. __________________ eMail ICQ: 32862272 Last edited by gigi; 03-16-2003 at 03:29 PM..

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foreverjason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,452	There is no "the best" there are many great programs and usually the great programs are a bit humble.

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I hate that too... "#1 program on the web" and "Highest payouts" are used so much ya don't even notice it being said. When you can come up with some innovation or reasons that your program is different than the others, it goes alot further.

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