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RummyBoy · 04-02-2015, 08:30 AM

Ever since "Risky Business" I tested a Porsche and loved it but I'm totally out of touch the last few years. This is the latest Spyder and it seems really low priced considering past offerings.... what do you think of it?

Porsche Unveils Slick New Spyder for Driving Purists - Bloomberg Business

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MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 08:37 AM

it's lower priced cause it's based on the Boxster, the previous ones were based on the 911

and i'd rather take the regular Boxster - which btw drives excellent

OneHungLo · 04-02-2015, 08:58 AM

As a 911 GT3 owner, it's either 911 or nothing...unless you're a female ( isn't that who the boxster was made for?)

MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

As a 911 GT3 owner, it's either 911 or nothing...unless you're a female ( isn't that who the boxster was made for?)

blablabla Boxster, female, blablabla

xNetworx · 04-02-2015, 09:43 AM

Porsche with panties

Same as the boxster.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 09:46 AM

Porsche's are a great car for chicks for sure.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 09:48 AM

wow, what a fantastic car! lightweight, tons of hp and gorgeous. the epitome of a true sports car

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

wow, what a fantastic car! lightweight, tons of hp and gorgeous. the epitome of a true sports car

Agreed a females dream car

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 09:55 AM

a 400 hp uber light weight sports car that handles like a champ is hardly a chick car.

RummyBoy · 04-02-2015, 09:58 AM

I like the fact that its manual gearbox only.......

And who needs electric top? It's only good for showing off once in a while but it gets old fast but this is NOT a car for the UK where it might be sunny one minute and pouring down the next minute. You need a country where you can remove the top before you leave home and KNOW that its going to be sunny all day.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

a 400 hp uber light weight sports car that handles like a champ is hardly a chick car.

You sound sexist. Why can't females handle the car?

You should be proud to like a very feminine car. It shows your soft side.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You sound sexist. Why can't females handle the car?

You should be proud to like a very feminine car. It shows your soft side.

you sound like you think i give a fuck.

Harmon · 04-02-2015, 10:06 AM

Don't rip on Boxsters too much. I wil admit, when they first came out I was thinking Miata or Z series BMW. Had a friend that had one. An enjoyable ride at a cost friendly mark with Porsche engineering behind it.

Anybody attempting to rip them a new asshole, well, hasn't driven one. That car is sexy and I wouldn't mind go-karting that mother fucker in and out of traffic.

Hater's gonna hate.

It's usually the people that can't afford one.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you sound like you think i give a fuck.

Yes you do. I bet when you hit the throttle your vagina vibrates nicely. Youre a bad girl arent you?

I believe it is great that they make sports cars a woman can really call their own.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Don't rip on Boxsters too much. I wil admit, when they first came out I was thinking Miata or Z series BMW. Had a friend that had one. An enjoyable ride at a cost friendly mark with Porsche engineering behind it.

Anybody attempting to rip them a new asshole, well, hasn't driven one. That car is sexy and I wouldn't mind go-karting that mother fucker in and out of traffic.

Hater's gonna hate.

It's usually the people that can't afford one.

Agreed, they look great when a woman is driving them with their long hair blowing with the top off. sexy indeed.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Yes you do. I bet when you hit the throttle your vagina vibrates nicely. Youre a bad girl arent you?

I believe it is great that they make sports cars a woman can really call their own.

you couldn't drive this car at its limits. reality.

Harmon · 04-02-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Agreed, they look great when a woman is driving them with their long hair blowing with the top off. sexy indeed.

I do not stand corrected. Statement confirmed.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you couldn't drive this car at its limits. reality.

Im not delicate enough. I indeed would probably break it. I would just get my girlfriend to drive it. Women just love Porsches (Driving them not the feminine men who drive it)

RebelR · 04-02-2015, 12:04 PM

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:13 PM

The only Porsche I could afford would be boxter, and ballers claim it is not a real porsche

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:16 PM

hmm, 83K usd? That is much more than even boxters in Europe. Too much for the convertable. And - removing the top by hand? WTF.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Porsche's are a great car for chicks for sure.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You sound sexist.

Forest · 04-02-2015, 12:22 PM

yeah let me spend 80k+ on a car that has no ac, hand operated convertible top and cloth door handles or even a fucking stereo!!!

"How spartan can a car that starts at $83,100 be? Base models won’t have air conditioning or stereos or navigation screens. The interior door handles are made out of fabric. And the seats are adjusted with a single lever, not a flurry of motors. The top, meanwhile, has to be retracted and stored by hand with a series of steps reminiscent of folding a tent."

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Im not delicate enough. I indeed would probably break it. I would just get my girlfriend to drive it. Women just love Porsches (Driving them not the feminine men who drive it)

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it's just a car. i can assure you plenty of people already know you're a pussy, regardless of the car you drive.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

yeah let me spend 80k+ on a car that has no ac, hand operated convertible top and cloth door handles or even a fucking stereo!!!

"How spartan can a car that starts at $83,100 be? Base models won?t have air conditioning or stereos or navigation screens. The interior door handles are made out of fabric. And the seats are adjusted with a single lever, not a flurry of motors. The top, meanwhile, has to be retracted and stored by hand with a series of steps reminiscent of folding a tent."

Ridiculous pricing, previous boxter models were starting at 50K, ok spiders are always extra, but not that much

Evil Chris · 04-02-2015, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

As a 911 GT3 owner, it's either 911 or nothing...unless you're a female ( isn't that who the boxster was made for?)

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

blablabla Boxster, female, blablabla

I'm inclined to go with the German opinion here.

MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

yeah let me spend 80k+ on a car that has no ac, hand operated convertible top and cloth door handles or even a fucking stereo!!!

"How spartan can a car that starts at $83,100 be? Base models won?t have air conditioning or stereos or navigation screens. The interior door handles are made out of fabric. And the seats are adjusted with a single lever, not a flurry of motors. The top, meanwhile, has to be retracted and stored by hand with a series of steps reminiscent of folding a tent."

no worries, any Porsche enthusiast knows what the Spyder (in case of 911 => Speedster) models are about and those people that want one happily pay that money

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

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it's just a car. i can assure you plenty of people already know you're a pussy, regardless of the car you drive.

Im 6'3 225 solid as a truck.

You dont have to start calling names because you like girly things. I honestly think its ok and i think its great you are so open with your female side.

Just put on a cute dress. Hop in your girl friends porsche and go out for some lattes you sound stressed out.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

no worries, any Porsche enthusiast knows what the Spyder (in case of 911 => Speedster) models are about and those people that want one happily pay that money

I think you should spend money on your girlfriend anyway you want. Its no ones business!

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Im 6'3 225 solid as a truck.

You dont have to start calling names because you like girly things. I honestly think its ok and i think its great you are so open with your female side.

Just put on a cute dress. Hop in your girl friends porsche and go out for some lattes you sound stressed out.

i simply stated what you pussy foot around saying. you're trying to imply i am a pussy. i am stating you are one.

nevertheless, it's just a car. don't worry about what others think, well work on not worrying about that.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i simply stated what you pussy foot around saying. you're trying to imply i am a pussy. i am stating you are one.

nevertheless, it's just a car. don't worry about what others think, well work on not worrying about that.

No i don't think you are a pussy. Im sure you man up once or twice a month and switch from wine spritzers to non alcoholic beer.

Agreed i dont think you should worry about what others think. Like i said any female should be proud driving a Porsche. I am glad we could finally agree.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Im 6'3 225 solid as a truck.

You dont have to start calling names because you like girly things. I honestly think its ok and i think its great you are so open with your female side.

Just put on a cute dress. Hop in your girl friends porsche and go out for some lattes you sound stressed out.

Actually it is usually those that are insecure would claim things like "girly car" etc
Those who are secure about their manhood would not care about that.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 01:49 PM

too funny, i did start making wine spritzers recently, chardonnay and diet ginger ale.

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Actually it is usually those that are insecure would claim things like "girly car" etc
Those who are secure about their manhood would not care about that.

Oops my bad i should have clarified. It isn't a girly car. It's for girls.

For sure, i am sure you and dyna mo can each get matching dresses and paint the town pink in your Porches. You two will make a cute couple.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 01:52 PM

i hate that matching outfit shit! like that would never happen.

OneHungLo · 04-02-2015, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Actually it is usually those that are insecure would claim things like "girly car" etc
Those who are secure about their manhood would not care about that.

yeah like the ones obsessing over cell phone manufacturers

sandman! · 04-02-2015, 03:06 PM

I need AC lol

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

yeah like the ones obsessing over cell phone manufacturers

Haha, nice jab at apple (maybe other brands have those as well, but it seems to be predominant by apple users) fanboys

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Oops my bad i should have clarified. It isn't a girly car. It's for girls.

How is it FOR GIRLS if it is more powerful and fast than 99% of the cars "real men" drive?

Horatio Caine · 04-02-2015, 03:35 PM

I always wondered who buys those groupons to drive Lambo, Ferrari or Aston martin for ONLY $249.00 Now i know

SilentKnight · 04-02-2015, 03:43 PM

I still remember when the Porsche 930T was about the fastest 0-60mph at 5secs flat back in the late 70s (according to Road & Track mag).

Now...that'd be a tortoise.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

How is it FOR GIRLS if it is more powerful and fast than 99% of the cars "real men" drive?

metaman's dream daily driver

georgeyw · 04-02-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

it's lower priced cause it's based on the Boxster, the previous ones were based on the 911

and i'd rather take the regular Boxster - which btw drives excellent

WOuldn't buy it unless it were a 911, all the rest below the 911 are worthless. Next option could be C63, not this abortion of a car.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

WOuldn't buy it unless it were a 911, all the rest below the 911 are worthless. Next option could be C63, not this abortion of a car.

Yeah worthless. Your spyder boxter would always be shittiest car on the street.

EliteWebmaster · 04-02-2015, 04:04 PM

The 993 TT is by far the best 911 to date. If you have driven one of these last water cooled beasts that Porsche made, you will know why the resale value is still off the roof for these bad boys

PaperstreetWinston · 04-02-2015, 04:30 PM

thats one sexy little ride for the ladies

MetaMan · 04-02-2015, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

The 993 TT is by far the best 911 to date. If you have driven one of these last water cooled beasts that Porsche made, you will know why the resale value is still off the roof for these bad boys

For sure, lots of rich housewives waiting to drive the perfect female car.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

For sure, lots of rich housewives waiting to drive the perfect female car.

Wow, even 911 turbo is a female car

MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

The 993 TT is by far the best 911 to date. If you have driven one of these last water cooled beasts that Porsche made, you will know why the resale value is still off the roof for these bad boys

AIR COOLED

But otherwise I agree, of all 911 generations the 993 is the best one

And that reflects in the prices, they are fucking expensive

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 05:30 PM

I would think the 959 would be the best 911. Where does it rank?

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OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	As a 911 GT3 owner, it's either 911 or nothing...unless you're a female ( isn't that who the boxster was made for?)

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	a 400 hp uber light weight sports car that handles like a champ is hardly a chick car.

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RummyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,157	I like the fact that its manual gearbox only....... And who needs electric top? It's only good for showing off once in a while but it gets old fast but this is NOT a car for the UK where it might be sunny one minute and pouring down the next minute. You need a country where you can remove the top before you leave home and KNOW that its going to be sunny all day.

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Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,973	yeah let me spend 80k+ on a car that has no ac, hand operated convertible top and cloth door handles or even a fucking stereo!!! "How spartan can a car that starts at $83,100 be? Base models won’t have air conditioning or stereos or navigation screens. The interior door handles are made out of fabric. And the seats are adjusted with a single lever, not a flurry of motors. The top, meanwhile, has to be retracted and stored by hand with a series of steps reminiscent of folding a tent."

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	too funny, i did start making wine spritzers recently, chardonnay and diet ginger ale.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	I would think the 959 would be the best 911. Where does it rank?