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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hotlinked Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling ?golden tickets to heaven? to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven ? simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you?re in. ?People can sell tickets to heaven,? a Jacksonville police spokesman said. ?But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ?Ticket To Heaven ? Admit One? written in marker. You can?t sell something as gold when it?s not. That?s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.? Tito Watts said in his police statement: I don?t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold? it ain?t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he?d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that?s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want? totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he?s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I?m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up? Amanda Watts said in her police statement: We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn?t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched. Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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I smell the onion
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that's your feet they have powders for that dogg Couple Arrested for Selling ?Tickets to Heaven? | CelebTriCity
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Shame on them. Don't they know only churches can sell those?
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I'd focus on the ones that actually bought them ...
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Why are they any different than anyone else who sells tickets to heaven?
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Their mistake was claiming they were made of gold.. Had they not done that, there is no way they could be proven as fake tickets..
This is a good scam I approve.. ![]() ![]() Also who the fuck smocks Crack anymore? I thought all the drug addicts were on Meth these days.. They sure look like it .. lol |
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What exactly is their crime? Taking people's money for a promise of going to a nice place after they're dead? Isn't that what every single church is doing?
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And a baby alligator.
LOL.
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Hmmm....
Definitely look like Angels to me... :/
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wow, it claims they sold 100s for $99 each.
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They spray painted wood gold and claimed it was solid gold.. lol. I think it would be a pretty weak case..
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![]() The story was started on STUPPID - Trending Stupid News and picked up by other sites as news. snopes.com: Couple Arrested for Selling Golden Tickets to Heaven
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Every minute a jackass is born.
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Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
Sounds like the party was ready to get started!
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its an april fools joke news funny tho right??
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That's the kicker to the story... it's so bizarre the baby alligator gets lost in the story...wtf.
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If a sucker wants to part with his money, why is this a crime? Just picture these two knockin boots. Not a pretty thought.
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Reasonably priced. Perhaps they should have packaged it as "2 tickets to paradise."
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Nothing new in this, but Martin Luther did end this in middle to Northern Europe.
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Lovely couple..... and of course they're from Florida.
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The best part of this story is that their baby alligator was rescued. Do you think these nutcakes were properly caring for that animal? And OF COURSE this happened in Florida.
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i got the impression the chemical has been around for a while but the knuckleheads just figured out/stumbled across it gets them bonked out.
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Are these real people in the picture? Looks like promising society members.
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My next question - are people who would buy from somebody (I would like to say - something) like this real?
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I would like to meet those who actually bought these tickets. What an interesting conversation we can have. Very interesting.
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Why the other one has some sort of camouflage on his face? Arrested during paintball game or something like that? Or crafty way to evade police?
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