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Old 05-15-2015, 01:08 PM   #1
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Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club

So I'm riding into the Clarion hotel I'm staying at and there are about 100 Harleys and their owners out front watching me pull up and park my bike. Every one of them looking like retired NFL players and dressed in jeans, black leathers and boots.

I had just been up the street eating lunch and being from Florida I'm wearing a very faded red Buccaneer's t-shirt which now looks pink with a pirates face, shorts and tennis shoes no socks.

A lot of "look at this sorry ass" head shakes, lol

Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women. Tonight should be interesting.






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i'm surprised you had shoes on.
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i'm surprised you had shoes on.
I put them on so I could get into the restaurant.

These guys have some very nice rides.
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Rare for people who live in a box.
I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ….. is that it?
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I put them on so I could get into the restaurant.

These guys have some very nice rides.


i'm sure a couple of those baggers have some killer stereos stuffed in them. i've come across a 2 live crew or 2 like that with some very slick touring-frame based customs.
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So I'm riding into the Clarion hotel I'm staying at and there are about 100 Harleys and their owners out front watching me pull up and park my bike. Every one of them looking like retired NFL players and dressed in jeans, black leathers and boots.

I had just been up the street eating lunch and being from Florida I'm wearing a very faded red Buccaneer's t-shirt which now looks pink with a pirates face, shorts and tennis shoes no socks.

A lot of "look at this sorry ass" head shakes, lol

Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women. Tonight should be interesting.






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I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ?.. is that it?
My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

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My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

Your lack of knowledge is pathetic sometimes ……..

Second paragraph from their website.

"The RARE BREED Motorcycle Club, a LAW ABIDING organization, was established in 1989 for the sole purpose of creating a positive and well respected organization for African-American men who shared an unexplainable passion for building and riding Harley-Davidson Motorcycles."

Rare Breed MC


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My bad,

I thought your thread title said "Rare Breed African-American Motorcycle Club".

Do you practice being a fucking idiot or are you a natural?
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There's a group of big black guys who ride scooters here where I love. I always have to chuckle when I see them.

Lots of multicultural bike clubs too.
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Eat a maggot fuck face.

First mistake I made in 10 years.

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First mistake I made in 10 years.



I feel safe parking my old Road King here, there are at least 50 bikes I'd steal before mine.


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I don't need a motorcycle, I can roller blade.




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how was the lunch anyway? i hope you didn't get mustard on your fancy team jersey.
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I'm making fun of myself for looking like a douche-bag in front of some serious riders and you want to make it seem like I'm not use to seeing black folks ?.. is that it?
stupid people say stupid shit
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how was the lunch anyway? i hope you didn't get mustard on your fancy team jersey.
Excellent, had a grilled salmon salad and 2 Red's Apple Ale's.

Didn't get a drop on my favorite Tampa Bay Buc's shirt.

Thanks for being concerned.
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Excellent, had a grilled salmon salad and 2 Red's Apple Ale's.

Didn't get a drop on my favorite Tampa Bay Buc's shirt.

Thanks for being concerned.
oh, i was just going for a bit of pre-season trash talking.
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oh, i was just going for a bit of pre-season trash talking.
About 20 Soul Assassinz from Chicago just rolled in.

I'm thinking of writing "Bro's with Brassmonkey" with a Sharpie on my t-shirt.


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About 20 Soul Assassinz from Chicago just rolled in.

I'm thinking of writing "Bro's with Brassmonkey" with a Sharpie on my t-shirt.


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good idea. mention blackmonsters and get a 10% discount on club dues.
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Very shitty day today, raining and no end in site.


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Anyway I told a few I knew Brassmonkey from Arizona and now we're drinking Courvoisier and telling stories about fucking white women.
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Very shitty day today, raining and no end in site.


I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.

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I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.
Stereotype is that Africans do not swim, so maybe this is related to water as well
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I must admit, I always chuckle when I see riders waiting for the rain to end. I remember meeting these guys in TX; they left CA about a week before us but kept stopping for the rain.

it's kinda harsh that dude down at the end there runned over a bear and y'all didn't give him a heads-up it got stuck in his frontend.
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I forgot to mention the other event scheduled for the weekend was a regional bridge tournament. I complained to management the old white people were being to quiet today.


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I forgot to mention the other event scheduled for the weekend was a regional bridge tournament. I complained to management the old white people were being to quiet today.


Could've been worse.


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Riding Clubs are OK, it's the Drinking Clubs you have to worry about, they'll tell you they drink a lot with a Motorcycle problem. Rode with one group that hauled ass the whole time.
MC's are totally different
Went to the Laughlin Run a couple weeks ago, it's rained on our trip out to Oatman, didn't bother us or the burro's.
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it's kinda harsh that dude down at the end there runned over a bear and y'all didn't give him a heads-up it got stuck in his frontend.
Shit happens.
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