Does the cheap bra and subpar body make men want to buy this? - GoFuckYourself.com

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-25-2015, 08:30 PM

Really?

I just found it amusing.

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Helix · 05-25-2015, 08:37 PM

No......

ErectMedia · 05-25-2015, 08:38 PM

I'm sure 100 guys will call and go check it out with no desire to purchase it expecting the girl to be there and then pretend to be interested and then leave with a "Let me think about it" So probably does more harm than good as you'll waste your time showing it to people that aren't interested along with 100 emails "does the girl come with it"

sandman! · 05-25-2015, 11:10 PM

to some thats not subpar

JFK · 05-26-2015, 04:57 AM

568 hours, its been well abused

CurrentlySober · 05-26-2015, 06:01 AM

i like poo

Zuzana Designs · 05-26-2015, 06:27 AM

I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower

Thank god? lol

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

to some thats not subpar

Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes.

_Richard_ · 05-26-2015, 07:57 AM

http://southjersey.craigslist.org

FemaleMuscleNetwork · 05-26-2015, 08:33 AM

I just bought three. Ooops

Rochard · 05-26-2015, 08:55 AM

You have to remember for some people.... Photographing their spouse or girlfriend partially naked outside is a huge thrill for them.

Different strokes for different folks.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

http://southjersey.craigslist.org

What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.

RebelR · 05-26-2015, 10:59 AM

I think they were just using her as a reference as in, this girl has seen more use than this mower has.

Harmon · 05-26-2015, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i like poo

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by FemaleMuscleNetwork

I just bought three. Ooops

I have a bridge. Interested?

Choopa Phil · 05-26-2015, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.

Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us

Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-26-2015, 11:27 AM

It's cool though. I can't mow a straight line to save my freeking life!!!!!

I giggled at how my husband would probably convulse if he saw my crooked mowing lines, then snapped a picture to send when he annoys me.

scarlettcontent · 05-26-2015, 12:35 PM

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baddog · 05-26-2015, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes.

It got you to notice the ad; first part of the mission accomplished.

Choopa Phil · 05-26-2015, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines.

I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road. I never noticed any driving issues around here though. Closer to NYC exit 140+ is clusterfuck city

Magnetron · 05-27-2015, 04:44 AM

Better than some old pasty guy with a beer gut wearing a speedo.

Unfortunately, a common sight in Wisconsin during the summer.

MetaMan · 05-27-2015, 05:01 AM

Uffffffff i can't stand fat chicks.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-27-2015, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Uffffffff i can't stand fat chicks.

I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts.

pornguy · 05-27-2015, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower

Same thing happens to me with the Sears catalog.

MetaMan · 05-27-2015, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts.

She would be farting from all the crap food she shovels into her body. The lifestyle of the typical North America female and their eating habits is sickening to me.

The "big is beautiful" campaign is equally disgusting. Obesity is prone to diabetes, heart disease, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea (i could go on) and should NOT be glamorized.

I know people close to me that have RUINED their lives especially into their senior years SOLELY because of weight gain. and i find it SICKENING that people CHOOSE to not solve or prevent a problem they 100% CONTROL.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-27-2015, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road.

Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a 4 wheeler =)

Choopa Phil · 05-27-2015, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a ride on mower =)

Fixed that for ya!

MrBottomTooth · 05-27-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts.

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.

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