News Pastor Creflo Dollar Will Get His $65 Million Luxury Jet - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 06-05-2015, 07:57 PM

You may have heard the story a few months ago about an Atlanta-based minister who claimed he needed a $65 million private jet so he could "safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide." But almost as quickly as Pastor Creflo Dollar asked his 200,000 followers to each donate $300.00 towards the purchase of a luxurious jet, the campaign vanished and was removed from his website.

But now, the board of World Changers Church International -- which also operates as Creflo Dollar Ministries, has announced it is ready to purchase the plane.

"We plan to acquire a Gulfstream G650 because it is the best, and it is a reflection of the level of excellence at which this organization chooses to operate."

This has got to be one of the biggest shams ever, and there's so much delusion it's hard to even figure out where to begin.

Let's start with the money. Imagine what could be accomplished with $65 million! That's a lot of money. Do you think Jesus would have wanted his earthly representatives travelling the globe in luxurious accommodations? Or do you think Jesus would have wanted to see that $65 million used to feed the poor, help the homeless, improve education, or just make some kind of huge impact to help humanity?

World Changers Church International said, "A long-range, high-speed, intercontinental jet aircraft is a tool that is necessary in order to fulfill the mission of the ministry."

Sure, who wouldn't want such a nice aircraft to travel the world? I know I would and I bet you would, too. And if you're one of the few people in this world who can afford one, go for it! But when you start hitting up your congregants -- many of whom struggle with their day-to-day finances and barely have enough money to provide the basic necessities for themselves and their families -- that's when something has to be done.

What about flying commercially? Jesus travelled on foot and by donkey. Granted there were no Gulfstream G650s back in the day, but if there were somehow I don't think you would have seen Jesus flying around in one. Dollar resides in Atlanta, the city with the world's largest airport with flights to every major international destination on a daily basis. Certainly it would be more cost effective for his flock to do their work around the world this way.

But after all, God told him to buy the plane. Dollar said, "If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me. You cannot stop me from dreaming. I'm gonna dream until Jesus comes."

The Biggest Scam of All: Pastor Creflo Dollar Will Get His $65 Million Luxury Jet*|*Steve Siebold

Milfer · 06-05-2015, 08:03 PM

breaking news by brassmonkey

MiamiBoyz · 06-05-2015, 08:08 PM

With God's will it will crash into a church on Sunday and send him and all those assholes directly to HELL! HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK HIM

sandman! · 06-05-2015, 08:33 PM

crockett · 06-05-2015, 08:42 PM

Jesus came to me last night and told me I should be driving this.

He told me all you sheeple should start donating to make it happen. He said this is a good deal compared to the 65 million dollar jet he gave Pastor Creflo and if you doubt his sincere wishes you will spend your afterlife in eternal damnation.

epitome · 06-05-2015, 08:49 PM

People dumb enough to follow him and give him money are getting what they deserve.

celandina · 06-06-2015, 07:23 AM

Still remember one of these schmucks years ago asking his cult members ( that is what they are) for 40 dollars because he needed a new jacket.

He collected over 6 million.... Not enough for a Gulfstream but a fucking nice jacket it must have been...

Another of : " Only in America" stories.

blackmonsters · 06-06-2015, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

People dumb enough to follow him and give him money are getting what they deserve.

Exactly!
It's not like these people are retarded.

Oh wait, wait , wait...

directfiesta · 06-06-2015, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

With God's will it will crash into a church on Sunday and send him and all those assholes directly to HELL! HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK HIM

god`s will

MiamiBoyz · 06-06-2015, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

god`s will

06-05-2015, 07:57 PM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,916	Pastor Creflo Dollar Will Get His $65 Million Luxury Jet You may have heard the story a few months ago about an Atlanta-based minister who claimed he needed a $65 million private jet so he could "safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide." But almost as quickly as Pastor Creflo Dollar asked his 200,000 followers to each donate $300.00 towards the purchase of a luxurious jet, the campaign vanished and was removed from his website. But now, the board of World Changers Church International -- which also operates as Creflo Dollar Ministries, has announced it is ready to purchase the plane. "We plan to acquire a Gulfstream G650 because it is the best, and it is a reflection of the level of excellence at which this organization chooses to operate." This has got to be one of the biggest shams ever, and there's so much delusion it's hard to even figure out where to begin. Let's start with the money. Imagine what could be accomplished with $65 million! That's a lot of money. Do you think Jesus would have wanted his earthly representatives travelling the globe in luxurious accommodations? Or do you think Jesus would have wanted to see that $65 million used to feed the poor, help the homeless, improve education, or just make some kind of huge impact to help humanity? World Changers Church International said, "A long-range, high-speed, intercontinental jet aircraft is a tool that is necessary in order to fulfill the mission of the ministry." Sure, who wouldn't want such a nice aircraft to travel the world? I know I would and I bet you would, too. And if you're one of the few people in this world who can afford one, go for it! But when you start hitting up your congregants -- many of whom struggle with their day-to-day finances and barely have enough money to provide the basic necessities for themselves and their families -- that's when something has to be done. What about flying commercially? Jesus travelled on foot and by donkey. Granted there were no Gulfstream G650s back in the day, but if there were somehow I don't think you would have seen Jesus flying around in one. Dollar resides in Atlanta, the city with the world's largest airport with flights to every major international destination on a daily basis. Certainly it would be more cost effective for his flock to do their work around the world this way. But after all, God told him to buy the plane. Dollar said, "If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me. You cannot stop me from dreaming. I'm gonna dream until Jesus comes." The Biggest Scam of All: Pastor Creflo Dollar Will Get His $65 Million Luxury Jet\|Steve Siebold __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	With God's will it will crash into a church on Sunday and send him and all those assholes directly to HELL! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK HIM

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Jesus came to me last night and told me I should be driving this. He told me all you sheeple should start donating to make it happen. He said this is a good deal compared to the 65 million dollar jet he gave Pastor Creflo and if you doubt his sincere wishes you will spend your afterlife in eternal damnation.

06-05-2015, 08:49 PM	#6
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	People dumb enough to follow him and give him money are getting what they deserve.

06-06-2015, 07:23 AM	#7
celandina Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,343	Still remember one of these schmucks years ago asking his cult members ( that is what they are) for 40 dollars because he needed a new jacket. He collected over 6 million.... Not enough for a Gulfstream but a fucking nice jacket it must have been... Another of : " Only in America" stories.