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CurrentlySober · 06-26-2015, 04:29 AM

My bathroom is very dirty. Extremely dirty. It hasn't had a proper clean in over a year, and not even a cursory clean in nearly 8 months. As such, lots of little maggoty worms and things (almost microscopic) have started to appear on my surfaces.

I am sure that some of these creatures must be new lifeforms, or simply 'undiscovered' so for the past few weeks I have been putting them in envelopes and sending them to the British Science Museum (Research Department)

Not so much as a single 'Thank you' letter for all my trouble. I'm probably gonna stop sending them soon.

Do you ever feel you are not getting the credit you deserve?

davidclickpapa · 06-26-2015, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

My bathroom is very dirty. Extremely dirty. It hasn't had a proper clean in over a year, and not even a cursory clean in nearly 8 months. As such, lots of little maggoty worms and things (almost microscopic) have started to appear on my surfaces.

I am sure that some of these creatures must be new lifeforms, or simply 'undiscovered' so for the past few weeks I have been putting them in envelopes and sending them to the British Science Museum (Research Department)

Not so much as a single 'Thank you' letter for all my trouble. I'm probably gonna stop sending them soon.

Do you ever feel you are not getting the credit you deserve?

here is some poo, some maggots AND some love for you. don't say i didn't save your day

Barry-xlovecam · 06-26-2015, 04:59 AM

Move out back into a tent.
Throw every thing ''infected'' out.
Rent a hot water high pressure washer.
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Move back in.
Sit on the floor.
Rinse and repeat every 3 months ...

You thank life. Life does not thank you

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by davidclickpapa

here is some poo, some maggots AND some love for you. don't say i didn't save your day

Thank you - I find the maggot very thexy, and I shall dream of it tonight

Relic · 06-26-2015, 04:06 PM

Your problem stems from mailing them insufficient quantities currentlysober, send more.

brassmonkey · 06-26-2015, 04:20 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 06-27-2015, 07:10 AM

Many happy rectums, CS ...

06-26-2015, 04:29 AM	#1
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06-26-2015, 04:59 AM	#3
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06-26-2015, 04:06 PM	#5
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