Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on.

They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it.
They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!!

After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Plus worried as hell for the mistake of not shaking the hand of the detective in black

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

This whole ID thing sounds shady as fuck and like a major hassle. Wouldn't it be easier to pay for a data plan for your phone?

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Cool story bro..

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't like the idea of being on a public network. No clue why you would go around trying to game the system so you can get on one.

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Wayyyyyy too many details. He's definitely up to something.

OP = guilty as fuck.

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

Originally Posted by JD

Yeah pretty dumb imo. Effectively confessed to accessing their network without permission.

Originally Posted by JJ Gold

Did they mention the Donny letters?

Originally Posted by JuicyBunny

You've been caught. Stop doing what you were doing. Get rid of anything iffy and learn to pray.
A lawyer at a seminar I was at at Internext told the group if you get a visit...guilt has been established.

Not to freak you out... But stop pulling whatever you were pulling. Seriously.

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

(Bunch of fucking drivel) ... fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about? ...(Bunch of fucking drivel)

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Fake story. How do I know it? Superior iphones do not break!

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on.

They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it.
They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!!

After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Holy fuck! What a massive idiot you are!

Honestly sometimes i wonder like what do "stupid" people do all day. Then low and behold i log into GFY and there is stupid people all over talking about their little shitty lives.

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

Originally Posted by WarChild

First off, who the fuck are you, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys? Nobody was "fielding you out" because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Secondly, good job admitting to theft of service and probably fraud. Way to go. You can never go wrong with just spilling your guts to the police. It helps them solve crimes and wrap it up in the 48 minutes (plus commercials) allotted.

This is the part of the post that I would usually make fun of you in all kinds of clever and witty ways. However, the sad fact of the matter here is that you're too fucking stupid to get it anyways so I'd just be wasting my time on this beautiful summer day.

Asshole.

Originally Posted by jimmycooper

haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Originally Posted by jimmycooper

haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Ricky
Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky

Originally Posted by jimmycooper

haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Ricky
Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky

Originally Posted by plaster

hmmm... trying to figure this one out.

Likely not the best idea to be upfront with everything.

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

If I do go down as a martyr, I sure as hell hope that someone will act as a GFY ambassador for me like I did for Donny. LOL.

Originally Posted by dyna mo

who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

Originally Posted by dyna mo

who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

Originally Posted by nico-t

pointing out explicitly what the skin colors of the cops were puzzles me. Why is that relevant?