Man steals car. Leaves winning lottery ticket - GoFuckYourself.com

clickity click · 07-09-2015, 01:52 PM

A man broke into a car and stole it or the radio or something, maybe a bag I can't remember but he didn't steal a winning lottery ticket. He went home and later the police came knocking maybe, I can't remember. Maybe he got away with it.

Anyway, the car owner came back and saw the broken window and thought fucks sake I been broken into my car nearly got stole.
Then they open door and see lottery ticket and wonder it it winner chicken dinner.

They drive to wallmart with broken window and pass ticket to cashier who says it winner byt she can not pay out as it's too big and they need to go home and call lottery HQ.

They sad car got broken into and radio or bag or jacket got stole but happy that they win lotto.

brassmonkey · 07-09-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

A man broke into a car and stole it or the radio or something, maybe a bag I can't remember but he didn't steal a winning lottery ticket. He went home and later the police came knocking maybe, I can't remember. Maybe he got away with it.

Anyway, the car owner came back and saw the broken window and thought fucks sake I been broken into my car nearly got stole.
Then they open door and see lottery ticket and wonder it it winner chicken dinner.

They drive to wallmart with broken window and pass ticket to cashier who says it winner byt she can not pay out as it's too big and they need to go home and call lottery HQ.

They sad car got broken into and radio or bag or jacket got stole but happy that they win lotto.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2238465

nico-t · 07-09-2015, 03:40 PM

did you intentionally write this in shit spelling as an example for brassmonkey how to write his own news reports in the language he speaks (broken english), instead of copying and pasting?

DBS.US · 07-09-2015, 05:28 PM

A man walks into a bar,,,or was it a gas station?

brassmonkey · 07-09-2015, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

A man walks into a bar,,,or was it a gas station?

some store that sells tickets

karma blasted his ass

SilentKnight · 07-09-2015, 08:01 PM

Third grade Engrish just ain't what it used to be.

brassmonkey · 07-09-2015, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Third grade Engrish just ain't what it used to be.

were you some kind of teacher?? a group of you had something happen in the 3rd grade

sandman! · 07-09-2015, 11:07 PM

baddog · 07-09-2015, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

A man broke into a car and stole it or the radio or something, maybe a bag I can't remember but he didn't steal a winning lottery ticket. He went home and later the police came knocking maybe, I can't remember. Maybe he got away with it.

Anyway, the car owner came back and saw the broken window and thought fucks sake I been broken into my car nearly got stole.
Then they open door and see lottery ticket and wonder it it winner chicken dinner.

They drive to wallmart with broken window and pass ticket to cashier who says it winner byt she can not pay out as it's too big and they need to go home and call lottery HQ.

They sad car got broken into and radio or bag or jacket got stole but happy that they win lotto.

Your storytelling skills are rivaled only by the likes of Homer and perhaps, Chaucer.

romeo22 · 07-10-2015, 10:20 AM

What a great news

RyuLion · 07-10-2015, 11:19 AM

Thread saver

Bladewire · 07-10-2015, 11:23 AM

"Then they open door and see lottery ticket and wonder it it winner chicken dinner."

SilentKnight · 07-10-2015, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

were you some kind of teacher?? a group of you had something happen in the 3rd grade

Teacher, no.

Nor did I spend several frustrating and useless years there like some of you.

DraX · 07-10-2015, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Third grade Engrish just ain't what it used to be.

I haz problem lik u

pornstarlet-net · 07-10-2015, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Your storytelling skills are rivaled only by the likes of Homer and perhaps, Chaucer.

Reminds me of that quote from Iron Man 2.

If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you.

OneHungLo · 07-11-2015, 12:21 AM

Please ban these shithead Indian/Pakis. Just block the whole fucking country.

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