Historians Finally Admit Hitler Did Not Shoot Himself In The Head - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 07-23-2015, 07:43 AM

American historians have finally disproved the official explanation of Hitler?s death, by proving that the skull with a bullet hole found by Russians in 1946, actually belonged to a woman.

DNA analyses on the skull performed by the University of Connecticut have shocked scientists, and have left experts debating whether Hitler survived and escaped Germany as many popular ?conspiracy theories? suggest.

Continued Historians Finally Admit Hitler Did Not Shoot Himself In The Head | Your News Wire

mineistaken · 07-23-2015, 07:57 AM

Hitler is alive, living amongst us. Conspiracy proven.

pornmasta · 07-23-2015, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Hitler is alive, living amongst us. Conspiracy proven.

You are right

Rochard · 07-23-2015, 08:19 AM

I don't believe this proves anything. They found a skull they thought was Hitler, but instead was a woman.

People need to understand that moment in time - it was incredibility chaotic. Parents were killing their spouses and entire families because the thought of living in a Germany without Hitler in the Nazi party was "not worth living in". Some of this happened in Hitler's bunker. Then factor in the scene at the German Chancellery, being bombed for weeks, and thousands of people died at the scene. It was pure madness.

All this proves is that the skull they thought belonged to Hitler is not in fact Hitler.

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible. A lot of high ranking Nazi members did in fact escape the end and ended up in South America. All of those were eventually found out, however. It's very possible that the Nazi party had a plane standing by for Hitler, took him to a submarine set aside exactly for that purpose (although I believe his personal pilot was caught, and all submarines accounted for). The problem with conspiracy theories is that eventually they come to light and sixty years later there is no direct evidence Hitler escaped. Everyone from the bunker tells a very similar story.

Barry-xlovecam · 07-23-2015, 08:21 AM

Hitler just ate shit and died ...

mineistaken · 07-23-2015, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Hitler just ate shit and died ...

currentlyretarded is proof that you do not die from it

Rob · 07-23-2015, 08:33 AM

Hitler would have been 57 in 1945 when he reportedly died. That means if he didn't die in the bunker with a round to the dome, he would be 127 years old today - in other words, dead as hell. He's not walking around on the moon with Elvis or sipping daiquiris with Tupac off on some Caribbean island. Regardless how how or when he died, he's dead now.

JFK · 07-23-2015, 08:33 AM

So, OK, he shot his naggin biacch of a wife Eva, escaped and lived happily ever after

mineistaken · 07-23-2015, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Hitler would have been 57 in 1945 when he reportedly died. That means if he didn't die in the bunker with a round to the dome, he would be 127 years old today - in other words, dead as hell. He's not walking around on the moon with Elvis or sipping daiquiris with Tupac off on some Caribbean island. Regardless how how or when he died, he's dead now.

He had all his best scientists to find special medicine that prolonged his life to +- 135 years.

dyna mo · 07-23-2015, 08:41 AM

this was covered by one of those lame ass history channel documentaries way back like 6 or 7 years ago.

TheLegacy · 07-23-2015, 08:45 AM

So many stories surrounding Hitler from Russian's spreading his ashes to escaping on a plane - sub - even going to a south pole UFO facility. End of day - he wasn't heard of anymore and has long since passed. There are some things we'll never know and can only speculate

Black All Through · 07-23-2015, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

this was covered by one of those lame ass history channel documentaries way back like 6 or 7 years ago.

Thats right.

ilnjscb · 07-23-2015, 09:08 AM

I'm going to guess that "yournewswire" is a news wire service for the common man, so that any asshole with 79.95 can drop a "press release" on the wire to 500 "respectable" news outlets.

CurrentlySober · 07-23-2015, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

currentlymyidol is proof that you do not die from it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

baggg · 07-23-2015, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible.

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler

pornmasta · 07-23-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Hitler would have been 57 in 1945

Aliens...

pornguy · 07-23-2015, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler

I would trust that ones info about as much as the info from the Vatican Vaults

MiamiBoyz · 07-23-2015, 09:34 AM

Hitler lived a long life in Argentina and died of old age.

_Richard_ · 07-23-2015, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

I'm going to guess that "yournewswire" is a news wire service for the common man, so that any asshole with 79.95 can drop a "press release" on the wire to 500 "respectable" news outlets.

the guardian posted it first, however:

Russia casts doubt on Hitler skull theory - Telegraph

russians never heard of the guy, and apparently it's the jawbone that matters

baggg · 07-23-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I would trust that ones info about as much as the info from the Vatican Vaults

What?You dont trust official FBI archives with hundreds of original documents?Why is that?

aka123 · 07-23-2015, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

American historians have finally disproved the official explanation of Hitler’s death, by proving that the skull with a bullet hole found by Russians in 1946, actually belonged to a woman.

So, they found woman's skull and now they made the conclusion that Hitler didn't shoot himself in the head? I would get this if they would have found Hitler's skull without bullet hole, but finding some other skull and making assumptions about Hitler based on that? Come on..

aka123 · 07-23-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg

What?You dont trust official FBI archives with hundreds of original documents?Why is that?

"FBI Files indicate that the Bureau investigated some of the rumors of Hitler’s survival."

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler

Holy shit, this changes everything. They investigated rumors.

Maybe about Loch Ness too, what would prove everything.. about investigating rumors about Loch Ness.

iFriends · 07-23-2015, 11:31 AM

poncabare · 07-23-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by iFriends

so spot on

GregE · 07-23-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by iFriends

Well, that settles it then.
/thread

PR_Glen · 07-23-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Hitler lived a long life in Argentina and died of old age.

proven by nobody never.

SekobA · 07-23-2015, 01:47 PM

Good to know they will never admit that he nas killed

aka123 · 07-23-2015, 01:48 PM

Hitler had Parkinson's disease. If he lived after the war, he probably didn't live that well or long.

Google Expert · 07-23-2015, 02:49 PM

Hitler went to a secret moon base.

MaDalton · 07-23-2015, 03:23 PM

i always said: surviving would have been a much bigger punishment for him than death

but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

SilentKnight · 07-23-2015, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't believe this proves anything. They found a skull they thought was Hitler, but instead was a woman.

People need to understand that moment in time - it was incredibility chaotic. Parents were killing their spouses and entire families because the thought of living in a Germany without Hitler in the Nazi party was "not worth living in". Some of this happened in Hitler's bunker. Then factor in the scene at the German Chancellery, being bombed for weeks, and thousands of people died at the scene. It was pure madness.

All this proves is that the skull they thought belonged to Hitler is not in fact Hitler.

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible. A lot of high ranking Nazi members did in fact escape the end and ended up in South America. All of those were eventually found out, however. It's very possible that the Nazi party had a plane standing by for Hitler, took him to a submarine set aside exactly for that purpose (although I believe his personal pilot was caught, and all submarines accounted for). The problem with conspiracy theories is that eventually they come to light and sixty years later there is no direct evidence Hitler escaped. Everyone from the bunker tells a very similar story.

Ever seen the movie The Odessa File?

If not, take the time to watch it.

pornmasta · 07-23-2015, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

come on, we are here on GFY because we are seeking hidden truths

Useless Warrior · 07-23-2015, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

Exactly. He and Eva Braun committed suicide in the bunker, and their bodies were burned outside. Those who survived from the bunker had been interrogated and interviewed many, many times during the following decades. Hitler shot himself. Eva bit a cyanide capsule.

adultmobile · 07-23-2015, 07:43 PM

Hitler in the center of the hearth - Mecha version:

Dino version - this movie needs crowdfunding:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/i...race--2#/story

The Porn Nerd · 07-23-2015, 09:40 PM

Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

davidclickpapa · 07-24-2015, 02:35 AM

iFriends · 07-24-2015, 08:13 AM

This is what really went down

seeandsee · 07-24-2015, 08:15 AM

Argentina was for him!

iFriends · 07-24-2015, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

Mint jelly is false.
I believe he was also addicted to methamphetamines. That's what some are saying now.

dyna mo · 07-24-2015, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

that he designed the beetle.

_Richard_ · 07-24-2015, 08:19 AM

speaking of history

dyna mo · 07-24-2015, 08:27 AM

speaking of dicks.

iFriends · 07-24-2015, 08:32 AM

Adolf Hilter and Volkswagen

dyna mo · 07-24-2015, 08:35 AM

hitler stole the IDEA for the people's car and Ferdinand Porsche DESIGNED the car

Hitler copied idea for iconic Volkswagen Beetle from Jewish engineer

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=...ge&q&f=f alse

_Richard_ · 07-24-2015, 08:40 AM

i believe it was Bela Barenyi who has credit

L-Pink · 07-24-2015, 09:57 AM

WW1 photo of Hitler. Story is he shaved his mustache to fit inside a gas mask. Then kept it that way.

TheSquealer · 07-24-2015, 10:07 AM

A skull fragment not being Hitlers absolutely does not mean or in any way prove that he did not shoot himself in the head. I mean, it kinda does if you're insane... but in the real world, with rational, sound minded, reasonable people, it doesn't.

Rochard · 07-24-2015, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Ever seen the movie The Odessa File?

If not, take the time to watch it.

I have not but I am watching it now.

MaDalton · 07-24-2015, 12:19 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Ledwinka

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatra_V570

Quote:

Volkswagen controversy

Both Hitler and Porsche were influenced by the Tatras.[1] Hitler was a keen automotive enthusiast, and had ridden in Tatras during political tours of Czechoslovakia.[1] He had also dined numerous times with Hans Ledwinka.[1] After one of these dinners Hitler remarked to Porsche, "This is the car for my roads".[1][2] while the book Car Wars, quotes Hitler as saying it was "the kind of car I want for my highways".[3] In any case, of Ledwinka, Porsche admitted "Well, sometimes I looked over his shoulder and sometimes he looked over mine" while designing the Volkswagen.[1][2][3] There is no doubt that the Beetle bore a striking resemblance to earlier Tatra.[1] Tatra launched a lawsuit, but this was stopped when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia. At the same time, Tatra was forced to stop producing the T97. The matter was re-opened after World War II and in 1961 Volkswagen paid Ringhoffer-Tatra 1,000,000 Deutsche Marks in an out of court settlement.[4]

all rumors and speculations aside - VW definitely paid Tatra

SilentKnight · 07-24-2015, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have not but I am watching it now.

Great twist to the ending.

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