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2MuchMark · 07-31-2015, 05:11 PM

So it's Friday night and my programmers are off partying and getting laid, and I'm staying in and trying to better my smarts with a little website work, and I'm stuck.

I have a line in my page that looks just like this, complete the comment tags.



The above appears in the body of the page.

What I want to do is detect if the user on the web page is using Internet Explorer, and if so, to change the code above so that it looks like this:



with the "one" removed.

Any help is appreciated!

clickity click · 07-31-2015, 05:18 PM

Fuck Javascript.

freecartoonporn · 07-31-2015, 07:12 PM

you want to detect users browser or just change
this


to



?

marlboroack · 07-31-2015, 07:13 PM

and fuck you

2MuchMark · 08-01-2015, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

you want to detect users browser or just change
this


to



?

Hiya,

I want to do this : If Browser = IE then



Else

Paul&John · 08-01-2015, 08:37 AM

Here is one type of code: javascript - jQuery: check if user is using IE - Stack Overflow

Code:

var ua = window.navigator.userAgent;
var msie = ua.indexOf("MSIE ");

if (msie > 0 || !!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv\:11\./))
            alert("Its IE");
        else                 
            alert("Its NOT IE");

Video-Post · 08-01-2015, 07:39 PM

Well, here you go - put this between the HEAD and BODY tags:

Code:

<script>
function myFunction() {
var ua = window.navigator.userAgent;
var msie = ua.indexOf("MSIE ");
if (msie > 0 || !!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv\:11\./))
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- two three four -->";
else                 
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- one two three four -->";
}
</script>

Then insert this in the body tag to trigger the function above once:

Code:

<body onload="myFunction()">

Finally, put this between the HTML tags in your document:

Code:

<span id="brchk"><!-- lets check --><span>

freecartoonporn · 08-02-2015, 01:06 AM

what ^^ said will do it.

ravo · 08-02-2015, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

... my programmers are off partying and getting laid, ...

LOL, rarely hear that about programmers....

WorstDrug · 08-02-2015, 05:38 AM

You're better off handling this logic server-side, saving client-side resources (and making your website a tiny bit faster). I'm guessing that you use PHP since you're asking for technical help on, well, not the most technical forum on the web? :-p

k0nr4d · 08-02-2015, 06:40 AM

Maybe this will help

https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/lib...=vs.85%29.aspx

Barry-xlovecam · 08-02-2015, 08:59 AM

We capture the User-Agent: headers then output the correct URI for that browser -- I refer to it as the Internet Brick (IE). ** CSS notation is just if statements in the page source ** These headers are sent with the first server request by default. However, that sort of JavaScript would catch when forged headers are sent by a scraping browser

that could be useful to verify ...

Video-Post · 08-02-2015, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video-Post

Well, here you go - put this between the HEAD and BODY tags:

Code:

<script>
function myFunction() {
var ua = window.navigator.userAgent;
var msie = ua.indexOf("MSIE ");
if (msie > 0 || !!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv\:11\./))
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- two three four -->";
else                 
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- one two three four -->";
}
</script>

Then insert this in the body tag to trigger the function above once:

Code:

<body onload="myFunction()">

Finally, put this between the HTML tags in your document:

Code:

<span id="brchk"><!-- lets check --><span>

Sorry, small change - put the first code between the head tags instead of between the HEAD and BODY tags. It should work anyway but better stick to the norm.

Video-Post · 08-02-2015, 03:51 PM

Oh and I forgot the slash in the span tag. You can simply use:

Code:

<span id="brchk"></span>

...as anything in between the span tags will be changed according to the browser used when the page has loaded. You can also let it execute in real-time as the page renders in the browser.

Video-Post · 08-02-2015, 04:08 PM

If you want do it in real time, simply paste the code below somewhere inside the HTML tags:

Code:

<span id="brchk"><span>
<script>
var ua = window.navigator.userAgent;
var msie = ua.indexOf("MSIE ");
if (msie > 0 || !!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv\:11\./))
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- two three four -->";
else                 
document.getElementById("brchk").innerHTML = "<!-- one two three four -->";
</script>

Since it's just a quick check, this is probably the easiest and most sensible approach.

Video-Post · 08-02-2015, 04:10 PM

Inside the BODY tags to be more precise.

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